FabSwingers.com forum: Do you ever.....

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Start chatting to someone on here, getting on well, conversations flowing, having a joke and bit of banter then they ask you a question and you think.....do I tell the truth or do I tell him what he wants to hear

so you tell the truth and soon as you hit send you think.....I've blown it I should have gone with a funny answer

20 mins later still no reply

damn deffo blown it

see honestly isn't always the best policy

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Yep, happened to me last week. Chatting away, I replied to a question and not heard from him since. I am beginning to think the date we had planned for the end of the month is off now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Start chatting to someone on here, getting on well, conversations flowing, having a joke and bit of banter then they ask you a question and you think.....do I tell the truth or do I tell him what he wants to hear

so you tell the truth and soon as you hit send you think.....I've blown it I should have gone with a funny answer

20 mins later still no reply

damn deffo blown it

see honestly isn't always the best policy

never get that far

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I rally though I was on for a shag as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What was the question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I rally though I was on for a shag as well

their loss

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I'm intrigued now ... Must have been really really kinky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

always, always tell people what they want to hear, nothing in cyber space is real, its a fantasy,

Reality comes when you meet and actually talk.

If someone says their genuine, and honest, pass on by, cause you know they are lying

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I rally though I was on for a shag as well

their loss

no its fooking not I wanted a shag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...send the message to me instead lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I always tell the truth.

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"I rally though I was on for a shag as well

I've already made other plans now. I can take a hint.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

What was the question lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I rally though I was on for a shag as well

their loss

no its fooking not I wanted a shag

im sure you will find one on here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

He asked me what my lady garden was like, obviously not how he liked it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He asked me what my lady garden was like, obviously not how he liked it

and what is it like lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He asked me what my lady garden was like, obviously not how he liked it

and what is it like lol "

mind your own business that's as much info as your getting

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

"He asked me what my lady garden was like, obviously not how he liked it

and what is it like lol "

Come on, she's already missed out on a shag by being honest.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"He asked me what my lady garden was like, obviously not how he liked it

and what is it like lol

Come on, she's already missed out on a shag by being honest.

lets just say its been a while so the hedges may need trimming back a bit

I should have just said shaven ffs, feel like slapping myself now honest to god

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"He asked me what my lady garden was like, obviously not how he liked it

and what is it like lol

mind your own business that's as much info as your getting

No one will believe you now anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He asked me what my lady garden was like, obviously not how he liked it

and what is it like lol

mind your own business that's as much info as your getting

lol x is it pruned

baldilocks and the three bears or is it like a big hairy baccie pouch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He asked me what my lady garden was like, obviously not how he liked it

What's a lady garden? This that where men are not allowed!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"He asked me what my lady garden was like, obviously not how he liked it

What's a lady garden? This that where men are not allowed!"

It's a fanny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He asked me what my lady garden was like, obviously not how he liked it

What's a lady garden? This that where men are not allowed!

It's a fanny "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"He asked me what my lady garden was like, obviously not how he liked it

What's a lady garden? This that where men are not allowed!

It's a fanny "

lady trumpet

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By *ittall2020Man
over a year ago

Norwich

If he was put off by the tidiness of the topiary, I can't imagine he was going to turn up anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

as anyone noticed that naughty as disappeared

do you she is getting what she wanted

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"as anyone noticed that naughty as disappeared

do you she is getting what she wanted

No I think she is powering up the Flymo lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"as anyone noticed that naughty as disappeared

do you she is getting what she wanted

No I think she is powering up the Flymo lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the answer to that question is always shaved regardless of whether you are or not. If you get to arranging a meet you have time to sort it, and if they prefer it au naturel you can tell them you'll grow it for them!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"the answer to that question is always shaved regardless of whether you are or not. If you get to arranging a meet you have time to sort it, and if they prefer it au naturel you can tell them you'll grow it for them!!"

So if I said "I wanna see a jungle in your Southern Hemisphere next time we meet" you'll indulge me

(hypothetical question of course)

Silk

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lots of times but never amounts to much ..

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By *lackCherryCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

"as anyone noticed that naughty as disappeared

do you she is getting what she wanted

No I think she is powering up the Flymo lol"

Haha made me spit out my drink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So if I said "I wanna see a jungle in your Southern Hemisphere next time we meet" you'll indulge me

(hypothetical question of course)

Silk"

Of course.....if thats what you want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We demand

A shrubbery!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yep, happened to me last week. Chatting away, I replied to a question and not heard from him since. I am beginning to think the date we had planned for the end of the month is off now.

Same here, meet planned, then seconds later I am blocked

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By *oeyredbirdCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Should always be honest babe if they didn't like the answer they weren't worth talking to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"always, always tell people what they want to hear, nothing in cyber space is real, its a fantasy,

Reality comes when you meet and actually talk.

If someone says their genuine, and honest, pass on by, cause you know they are lying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Should always be honest babe if they didn't like the answer they weren't worth talking to

kx "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I rally though I was on for a shag as well

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1000s more fish in the sea . Your you if thay can't handle the truth not for you are thay. x

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Honesty all the way, the truth is out there and you will be found out.

Usually messages stop when I say.....yes Im married but my wife knows.

Even though it says this on my profile and in my verification.

But even though it probably means I will carry on being frustrated, still going to stick to the honesty approach.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"always, always tell people what they want to hear, nothing in cyber space is real, its a fantasy,

Reality comes when you meet and actually talk.

If someone says their genuine, and honest, pass on by, cause you know they are lying

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always tell the truth.

unless the tone of the conversation is humour and sarcasm, then always the truth here too.

have had some messages end this way too, but meh, if they expect something that aint gonna happen, thats worse.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I had one last week. I was getting on like a house on fire with this chap. He then asked me if my boobs are real.

This completely threw me. I told him the truth. They most definitely are real and I still have the receipt from ebay to prove it.

Not heard anything since.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm always honest with my replies..if they don't like it well... Tough titty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm always honest with my replies..if they don't like it well... Tough titty

Hear hear. Honesty is the best policy.

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

"He asked me what my lady garden was like, obviously not how he liked it

What's a lady garden? This that where men are not allowed!

It's a fanny "
straight to mthe point i love it

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By *uckyinlustMan
over a year ago

manchester

Loving this thread ..........so funny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" see honesty isn't always the best policy

Have recently come to realise that this is so very true. The moralists might not like it, but tough.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

"He asked me what my lady garden was like, obviously not how he liked it

and what is it like lol

mind your own business that's as much info as your getting

I'm thinking,that honesty policy didn't last long.

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

"He asked me what my lady garden was like, obviously not how he liked it

Hedge your bets... I say a bit of both!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes this has happened to us a few times lol better not mention somethings.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've always been honest and not had a problem

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

see honestly isn't always the best policy

honesty in swinging

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By *himanMan
over a year ago

chichester

Honesty all the way x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

honestly is always the best policy, we cannot all like the same thing.

Some they just stop talking as they got a better offer lol

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