FabSwingers.com forum: how do you know that you are aging ?

By *reelove1969 OP Couple
over a year ago

bristol

is it your inability to identify members of one direction ..or the body has gone abit west or some other gague ??

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

I get dry skin now, I didn't used to at all. Still no wrinkles or grey hairs though!

I NEED sleep.

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Because I am sat in, in my jammies on a Friday night, having a few wines and struggling to keep my eyes open!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I took my daughter to the doctors last week, a very nice young lady she was but I looked at her and thought there's no way she's old enough to be a doctor

or when you go to the pub and everyone else in there don't look old enough to be there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My knees and ankles do the full Phil Collins drum solo going up the stairs.

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

I get up off the floor and my ankles are very stiff til I start moving x

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By *reelove1969 OP Couple
over a year ago

bristol

an old trick for dry skin..before drying yourself off when coming out the shower ...coat your body in oil or vaseline .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Radio one DJ's are starting to get on my nerves.

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Pants under a kilt.

Otherwise, my scrotum sags lower than the kilt.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"an old trick for dry skin..before drying yourself off when coming out the shower ...coat your body in oil or vaseline .

i always do this - alwys have done my body skin looks good for my age - face not so much lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

because the hair in my ears and nose is growing faster than the hair on my head

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Saying 'oof' every time I sit down may be an indication.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I ache for a couple of days after a good session

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when I look in the mirror and my mother looks back...

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

Music on radio 1 is just thud thud thud

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When a friend of mine, who I've known for 7 years says "you're not that old are you?" oh and when you have to dye your hair because you have to!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you cant trust a fart

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By *arlock69Man
over a year ago

Batley... (near Leeds)

All teenagers dress like twats...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you turn to the death column in your paper, instead of the sports page, to make sure your not listed, and keep a check on your mates.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I ache for a couple of days after a good session"

yeah but so worth it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you need an aqua vac to clear the plug hole after a bath or shower!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

When you get to hotel room for the gang bang and ask for time to catch your breath...

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By *arlock69Man
over a year ago

Batley... (near Leeds)

When you see the advert for shackleton chairs and think..hmmm they look comfy...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looked outside the other day and thought "It's a good day to dry washing" Had a prompt word with myself shortly after.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Radio one DJ's are starting to get on my nerves."

All the radio dis you had as a kid are in prison!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dry skin and whiskers on your chin.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"is it your inability to identify members of one direction ..or the body has gone abit west or some other gague ??"

When I get up in the morning,I resemble Mrs Overall from Acorn Antiques.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"is it your inability to identify members of one direction ..or the body has gone abit west or some other gague ??

When I get up in the morning,I resemble Mrs Overall from Acorn Antiques.

OMG how sexy is that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i developed a few what look like white freckles on my leg - noticeable with a tan - googled and its an age thing -

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After 3 hours sleep I have to get up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet.

Sometimes I get up and walk out of the room to get something and once I have left the room or entered the other room. I have forgotten what I wanted

When sitting down or getting up I sigh/take a deep breath.

Now I feel the cold more easily

All classic signs of old age, but I soldier on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"is it your inability to identify members of one direction ..or the body has gone abit west or some other gague ??

When I get up in the morning,I resemble Mrs Overall from Acorn Antiques.

OMG how sexy is that

Two Soups?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"is it your inability to identify members of one direction ..or the body has gone abit west or some other gague ??

When I get up in the morning,I resemble Mrs Overall from Acorn Antiques.

Thats what i look like all the time.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I'm not lol I'm 33 and still get asked for ID lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When, you can only travel to meets at certain times because of your bus pass

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not lol I'm 33 and still get asked for ID lol "

Your lucky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After 3 hours sleep I have to get up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet."

As above, but you don't bother getting up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Radio one DJ's are starting to get on my nerves.

All the radio dis you had as a kid are in prison!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not lol I'm 33 and still get asked for ID lol "

That's because they want to know your full name. So they can find you in a social networking site and then try and find a mutual friend. Even ifs friend of a friend of a friend of a friend, lol.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Your boobs go South when you take your bra off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"is it your inability to identify members of one direction ..or the body has gone abit west or some other gague ??"

No I can just look in the mirror that tells me all I need to know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i can still remember my date of birth - when i forget that i guess i will be past caring

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you can feel drafts, when your a kid and you're laid on the floor, your parents used to say "get up or you'll catch a draft" and you'd be like "shut up, no draft here"

Then BOOM!

Wake up one day, there's a draft. That's when you're getting old

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having to take an oxygen tank with me to a meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"is it your inability to identify members of one direction ..or the body has gone abit west or some other gague ??"

Cuz me tits now do what my broom used to do.........and also keep me knees warm on cold winter nights

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Having to take an oxygen tank with me to a meet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this thread has cheered me up no end. Off to Google to search for zimmer frame shops

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I ache for a couple of days after a good session

yeah but so worth it "

Well of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And..........

it takes me all night to do what i used to do all night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

or your Dad lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your meet drops his bus pass.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hair went white at 37, eyebrows still black .. Longer term wrinkles appearing, hair now starting to leave... Libido still full on....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you no longer fall over, but "have a fall."

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

When your pals start dropping like flies. None of them with their boots on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wet yourself when sneezing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you perve the profiles on a thread about ageing and realise almost everyone is at least ten years younger than you

Gill

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I've always been old for my age but now my body is catching up.

The sign? A little bit of wrinkling at the decolletage when leaning forward with loose boobs.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"After 3 hours sleep I have to get up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet.

Sometimes I get up and walk out of the room to get something and once I have left the room or entered the other room. I have forgotten what I wanted

When sitting down or getting up I sigh/take a deep breath.

Now I feel the cold more easily

All classic signs of old age, but I soldier on. "

You are 26! Get yourself checked as you should be able to sleep without needing to get up and pee.

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

When you realise you make a groaning sound when you get out of your chair and wonder how long you have been doing it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your boobs go South when you take your bra off

I'm only 25 and that happens... I'm fucked

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By *lackCherryCouple
over a year ago

Bristol

Joints and blooming aches! Although i got Ided the other day and my sister who is 8 years younger didnt. Which made me feel good *insert smug face*

Mrs

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By *opsy RogersWoman
over a year ago

London

That would be the horror of the first grey eyebrow hair.

Nothing screams 'old lady' like a grey eyebrow hair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Too many grey hairs lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you realise you make a groaning sound when you get out of your chair and wonder how long you have been doing it. "

And you release a loud and heartfelt sigh when you sink back into it before snuggling up in a big furry throw and delicately placing your feet in the "big slipper"....you know you all want one ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you realise you need more than 1 pair of glasses depending what your doing.

When you start taking stairs one at a time and use the bannister.

you start to seriously consider cardigans are fashionable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know your getting on when many movements now have a complimentary sound effect (usually a ooohgh)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When Radio 4 is interesting listening

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you prefer to snuggle up on the sofa with a blankie and a book instead of going out for a glass of vino

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I need a Cardigan because its a bit chilly and taking a nap sounds like a brilliant idea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I used to be able to handle 2 conversations at the same time ... now I need it listen intently to one

Shocking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh and Im thinking thermals too

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By *otwifeHunter808Man
over a year ago

Bury

That point when you say think your not too old for something and Really you are and you know it. I've started running and get this starting yoga .... Good for the mind and the body ..

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By *otwifeHunter808Man
over a year ago

Bury

"Oh and Im thinking thermals too"
OH my day's I brought some just the other day ...

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By *iganflirtMan
over a year ago

wigan

When you sneeze and something comes out of every hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh and Im thinking thermals too OH my day's I brought some just the other day ...

I thought I was the only one who said

' Oh my days'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When you read a story of a celebrity that you have never heard of having an affair with a sports star that you have never heard of

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

radio two dj s get on my nerves already

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

When the walk in bath adverts seem appealing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When staying at home putting your feet up is better then dressing up going miles to swing clubs , lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"is it your inability to identify members of one direction ..or the body has gone abit west or some other gague ??"

Because you sold the family car and got a sports car, the kids room is now a junk room .

You can go on holiday without taking miserable teenagers .

Life is so good when the kids are grown up lol

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By *otwifeHunter808Man
over a year ago

Bury

"Oh and Im thinking thermals too OH my day's I brought some just the other day ...

I thought I was the only one who said

' Oh my days'

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aha Just me n u then

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

My hair is going grey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I ache for a couple of days after a good session"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When I need a Cardigan because its a bit chilly and taking a nap sounds like a brilliant idea."

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Oh and Im thinking thermals too OH my day's I brought some just the other day ...

I thought I was the only one who said

' Oh my days'

Haha I say that.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I refuse to grow old!!

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By *m A FuckerMan
over a year ago

kingswood,surrey/leysdown kent

When you moan about anything and everything...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Watching the winter olympics I used to say crikey the competitors are getting younger and younger and the last games I said they are now just kids.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

When you involuntary fart when you bend down to pick something up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you involuntary fart when you bend down to pick something up"

Ha ha..made me giggle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

this thread has been the most comforting.lol.and i thought it was just me who suffered 90% of these complaints. did anyone mention the greay pubic hair.now i DID scream when they appeared.shave,yes,IF i could still get to bend that way without getting cramp.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like this thread

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

love this thread and +1 to most of the moans

As someone said to me the other day... when someone says 10 years ago and you think of 1993 not 2003!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when all the young ppl try to make light of the fact u r gonna be 52 next week.and say but age is just a number.yes,it is,but will they like it when they get that old.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never waste an erection, you don't know when the next one will be

never pass by a toilet with out using it

never trust a fart, also we go to more funerals than weddings nowdays

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

When I dance with guys who are younger than my shoes. Or chatting with people and they were born when I was at high school and they want to be naughty with me.

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By *ruitWoman
over a year ago

near kings lynn

Or just like my grandma the sky begins to go dark and I like the door locked and be inside warm and toasty with my pjs on.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Heels look pretty but you buy the comfy shoes.

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By *horltzMan
over a year ago

heysham

"is it your inability to identify members of one direction ..or the body has gone abit west or some other gague ??"

The numbers on my cards keep getting bigger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seeing as I have been going grey since in my early twenties, I can rule that one out.

I find myself shouting at the TV scrern, or making noises when bending down or picking things up. Also wonder if an 18 year old is actually 18 and not younger.

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By *aveandSue1Couple
over a year ago

Doncaster

"because the hair in my ears and nose is growing faster than the hair on my head

Oh how I can relate to this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You are old when you think a FFM may be too much effort

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

"Seeing as I have been going grey since in my early twenties, I can rule that one out.

I find myself shouting at the TV scrern, or making noises when bending down or picking things up. Also wonder if an 18 year old is actually 18 and not younger."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You are old when you think a FFM may be too much effort

Shit im old then as I was just thinking that the other day lol

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

A male friend confessed that he was satiated and it now takes 40 minutes recovery time.

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow

When you go to the wrong funeral.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when you start wearing similar clothes to your dad

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By *ornieandhotCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

"Pants under a kilt.

Otherwise, my scrotum sags lower than the kilt.

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And conversely when you start copying what your teenage son is wearing

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

when you see your toy boy and you fall asleep in the bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"When you involuntary fart when you bend down to pick something up"

Is the bending-down compulsory?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Radio one DJ's are starting to get on my nerves."

Been doing that to us for ages lol

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"My knees and ankles do the full Phil Collins drum solo going up the stairs.

...could be worst, mine do the 1812 overture!

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Pants under a kilt.

Otherwise, my scrotum sags lower than the kilt.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"Saying 'oof' every time I sit down may be an indication.

...and when standing up, pausing to get your balance before shuffling off like an old dear.

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"when I look in the mirror and my mother looks back...

Disconcerting and depressing...*sobs*

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

"After 3 hours sleep I have to get up in the middle of the night to go to the toilet.

Sometimes I get up and walk out of the room to get something and once I have left the room or entered the other room. I have forgotten what I wanted

When sitting down or getting up I sigh/take a deep breath.

Now I feel the cold more easily

All classic signs of old age, but I soldier on. "

Tick...tick...tick...tick...think I'd better get my affairs in order!

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

"when I look in the mirror and my mother looks back...

Disconcerting and depressing...*sobs*"

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Oh yes that one goodness me..

My aching hands rhuematiz.. got bad since I came off HRT

memory also.. long term is fine. Dont concentrate well anymore.

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