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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I need to dress in fancy dress for Christmas at work ro raise money for a cancer charity but have no idea what to go as and been a larger lady dont know where to start! Help please! Mrs B

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Is there a theme?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Is there a theme?"

No it can be anything! I wish there was a theme would make it easier! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to dress in fancy dress for Christmas at work ro raise money for a cancer charity but have no idea what to go as and been a larger lady dont know where to start! Help please! Mrs B "

Little No Peep? '

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to dress in fancy dress for Christmas at work ro raise money for a cancer charity but have no idea what to go as and been a larger lady dont know where to start! Help please! Mrs B

Little No Peep? '"

Bo Peep

Grrrr

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I need to dress in fancy dress for Christmas at work ro raise money for a cancer charity but have no idea what to go as and been a larger lady dont know where to start! Help please! Mrs B

Little No Peep? '

Bo Peep

Grrrr

Lol ok what do i wear for that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dipsy

Tinky winky

La la or

Po ?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

god that is really hard!! what sort of films etc do you like?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to dress in fancy dress for Christmas at work ro raise money for a cancer charity but have no idea what to go as and been a larger lady dont know where to start! Help please! Mrs B

Little No Peep? '

Bo Peep

Grrrr

Lol ok what do i wear for that? "

Floor length dress, shawl, big straw picture hat with bow. Carry a crook with bow tied to it n a toy lamb under ya arm.bows everywhere. Sorted

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to dress in fancy dress for Christmas at work ro raise money for a cancer charity but have no idea what to go as and been a larger lady dont know where to start! Help please! Mrs B

Little No Peep? '

Bo Peep

Grrrr

Lol ok what do i wear for that?

Floor length dress, shawl, big straw picture hat with bow. Carry a crook with bow tied to it n a toy lamb under ya arm.bows everywhere. Sorted

If this for Christmas. What about mrs Claus Red dress with black knee high boots with white fur trims.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I need to dress in fancy dress for Christmas at work ro raise money for a cancer charity but have no idea what to go as and been a larger lady dont know where to start! Help please! Mrs B

Little No Peep? '

Bo Peep

Grrrr

Lol ok what do i wear for that?

Floor length dress, shawl, big straw picture hat with bow. Carry a crook with bow tied to it n a toy lamb under ya arm.bows everywhere. Sorted

If this for Christmas. What about mrs Claus Red dress with black knee high boots with white fur trims. "

Well it is for christmas but doesnt have to be christmas themed x x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to dress in fancy dress for Christmas at work ro raise money for a cancer charity but have no idea what to go as and been a larger lady dont know where to start! Help please! Mrs B

Little No Peep? '

Bo Peep

Grrrr

Lol ok what do i wear for that?

Floor length dress, shawl, big straw picture hat with bow. Carry a crook with bow tied to it n a toy lamb under ya arm.bows everywhere. Sorted

If this for Christmas. What about mrs Claus Red dress with black knee high boots with white fur trims.

Well it is for christmas but doesnt have to be christmas themed x x"

I brought a mrs Claus outfit on line.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to dress in fancy dress for Christmas at work ro raise money for a cancer charity but have no idea what to go as and been a larger lady dont know where to start! Help please! Mrs B

Little No Peep? '

Bo Peep

Grrrr

Lol ok what do i wear for that?

Floor length dress, shawl, big straw picture hat with bow. Carry a crook with bow tied to it n a toy lamb under ya arm.bows everywhere. Sorted

If this for Christmas. What about mrs Claus Red dress with black knee high boots with white fur trims. "

It's a bit 'cliched' innit???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to dress in fancy dress for Christmas at work ro raise money for a cancer charity but have no idea what to go as and been a larger lady dont know where to start! Help please! Mrs B

Little No Peep? '

Bo Peep

Grrrr

Lol ok what do i wear for that?

Floor length dress, shawl, big straw picture hat with bow. Carry a crook with bow tied to it n a toy lamb under ya arm.bows everywhere. Sorted

If this for Christmas. What about mrs Claus Red dress with black knee high boots with white fur trims.

It's a bit 'cliched' innit???

Yep lol!

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By *ellishornyMan
over a year ago

surrey

Go as Wilma flintstone and your other half as Fred

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dipsy

Tinky winky

La la or

Po ?

Im big, not hidious!! Sensible answer please!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

joke.co.uk

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By *ellishornyMan
over a year ago

surrey

"Dipsy

Tinky winky

La la or

Po ?

Im big, not hidious!! Sensible answer please!

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thats just damn right rude no need for it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dipsy

Tinky winky

La la or

Po ?

Im big, not hidious!! Sensible answer please!

thats just damn right rude no need for it "

Hmmmm.......

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By *reelove1969Couple
over a year ago

bristol

not christmas themed but where my guy works sell sexy bumble bee outfits ..they are seriously hot !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"not christmas themed but where my guy works sell sexy bumble bee outfits ..they are seriously hot !!!

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hmm lol thanks!!

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By *ellishornyMan
over a year ago

surrey

And I've got plenty of nectar

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

Cowgirl - cowboy hat, checked shirt, jeans, boots, holster with a toy pistol, Sheriff's badge - sorted!

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Santa's helper?

Lots of white and a bright orange nose - a snow lady, or a snow angel if you fancy white wings.

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By *uncouple31Couple
over a year ago

Walsall

Where do you work?

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By *uncouple31Couple
over a year ago

Walsall

"Where do you work?"

Or what field of work are you in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stick some sage and onion stuffing up your bum and go as a turkey

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Where do you work?

Or what field of work are you in"

Lol in an office!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cowgirl - cowboy hat, checked shirt, jeans, boots, holster with a toy pistol, Sheriff's badge - sorted!

Ooh like that idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few more suggestions:-

Little red riding hood

Goldilocks

Sugar plum fairy

Tin soldier

Snow white

Princess n the pea (big green ball as the pea n go in night attire)

Any good?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cowgirl - cowboy hat, checked shirt, jeans, boots, holster with a toy pistol, Sheriff's badge - sorted!

Ooh like that idea

how about jessie from toy story you will just need a red wig yee haa and say its you its you its really you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Google fancy dress for plus size....

Saw a flapper dress and feathered headband for £18 ish...

EBay?

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By *uncouple31Couple
over a year ago

Walsall

"Where do you work?

Or what field of work are you in

Lol in an office! "

hmmm didn't narrow it down much so I'll suggest two wheels a seat and go as the office bike.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Where do you work?

Or what field of work are you in

Lol in an office!

hmmm didn't narrow it down much so I'll suggest two wheels a seat and go as the office bike.

Ooh cheeky sods! You can dislike people you know!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cowgirl - cowboy hat, checked shirt, jeans, boots, holster with a toy pistol, Sheriff's badge - sorted!

Ooh like that idea

how about jessie from toy story you will just need a red wig yee haa and say its you its you its really you.

Lol thanks cow girl sounds good!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A few more suggestions:-

Little red riding hood

Goldilocks

Sugar plum fairy

Tin soldier

Snow white

Princess n the pea (big green ball as the pea n go in night attire)

Any good? "

All the costumes are so expensive though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to dress in fancy dress for Christmas at work ro raise money for a cancer charity but have no idea what to go as and been a larger lady dont know where to start! Help please! Mrs B "

ok i dont think your large and secondly why not go as an elf or mrs clause

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I need to dress in fancy dress for Christmas at work ro raise money for a cancer charity but have no idea what to go as and been a larger lady dont know where to start! Help please! Mrs B

ok i dont think your large and secondly why not go as an elf or mrs clause

Well it can be anything doesnt have to be chrsitmas themed but alot of costumes dont go very big so i dunno!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cowgirl - cowboy hat, checked shirt, jeans, boots, holster with a toy pistol, Sheriff's badge - sorted!

Ooh like that idea

how about jessie from toy story you will just need a red wig yee haa and say its you its you its really you.

Lol thanks cow girl sounds good!!"

i have a image in my head if that helps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

go as a swinger or in a posh frock and say i thought you meant fancy dress boom boom

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

"Cowgirl - cowboy hat, checked shirt, jeans, boots, holster with a toy pistol, Sheriff's badge - sorted!

Ooh like that idea

Added bonus is that Mr C could have a cowgirl in the cowgirl position when you get home

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By *uncouple31Couple
over a year ago

Walsall

"Where do you work?

Or what field of work are you in

Lol in an office!

hmmm didn't narrow it down much so I'll suggest two wheels a seat and go as the office bike.

Ooh cheeky sods! You can dislike people you know!!

Ah don't dislike me I didn't say you were the office. Just it was all I could think of office related lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't waste money on a costume you may never wear again, have a look in your wardrobe,

and go as a tart!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Sugar Plum Fairy. Work those assets in a tutu and wings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A xmas cracker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A xmas cracker"

all i can hear now is Frank Carson

It's a cracker as she walks through the door

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

EurekAlert!

I've got it!

Wrap yaself in paper n string!

Say u are from the Sound Of Music!

(cue music)

'Brown paper packages tied up with string.......)

Cheap to do too!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"EurekAlert!

I've got it!

Wrap yaself in paper n string!

Say u are from the Sound Of Music!

(cue music)

'Brown paper packages tied up with string.......)

Cheap to do too!

Iv gotta go round leicester town drinking after! that outfit might not last too long! Lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Where do you work?

Or what field of work are you in

Lol in an office!

hmmm didn't narrow it down much so I'll suggest two wheels a seat and go as the office bike.

Ooh cheeky sods! You can dislike people you know!!

Ah don't dislike me I didn't say you were the office. Just it was all I could think of office related lol"

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go as Marilyn Monroe the naughty version - no panties

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you're going drinking after then I'd go as cruella de vil

You can wear what you like really as long as it's black then get yourself some material of black and white fur from any material shop and make it your shawl to sit round your shoulders.

A kids puppy in a bag thing (£1 shop)

Long cigarette thing for any photos

Black and white wig for about £10!

The wig will come off as it will be too itchy and hot and then you won't look hideous when you go out dancing/drinking

And doesn't matter what size you are To wear it as it's accessories only

Plus, everyone will know who you are

And 101 Dalmatians is always on the tele at Christmas time

Enjoy your party

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"EurekAlert!

I've got it!

Wrap yaself in paper n string!

Say u are from the Sound Of Music!

(cue music)

'Brown paper packages tied up with string.......)

Cheap to do too!

Iv gotta go round leicester town drinking after! that outfit might not last too long! Lol"

Couple of coloured large bedsheets strategically placed n a mens dressing gown cord? Straw donkey under arm.

THE VIRGIN MARY

Seasonal!

AND

Will get a laugh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How about Mrs Santa and there loads of Santa things out there you can put a twists on it with nice boots and red hold up under and red lips and nails even get a wig and a hat. x

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By *ubkentguyMan
over a year ago

TUNBRIDGE WELLS

"I need to dress in fancy dress for Christmas at work ro raise money for a cancer charity but have no idea what to go as and been a larger lady dont know where to start! Help please! Mrs B "

If u got the balls then dress as a women

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need to dress in fancy dress for Christmas at work ro raise money for a cancer charity but have no idea what to go as and been a larger lady dont know where to start! Help please! Mrs B

If u got the balls then dress as a women "
This is a woman asking ? not her man .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yes its the women asking

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I need to dress in fancy dress for Christmas at work ro raise money for a cancer charity but have no idea what to go as and been a larger lady dont know where to start! Help please! Mrs B

If u got the balls then dress as a women "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why not just have a days 'sickie' from work n save yaself all the bother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you must first ask yourself what YOU would like to go as?

are you saying you have never been to a fancy dress party before, as an adult?

what did you go as then?

i have a fantastic one for hubby however.

last time we went fancy dressing it was army uniforms or 20's themed.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If you're going drinking after then I'd go as cruella de vil

You can wear what you like really as long as it's black then get yourself some material of black and white fur from any material shop and make it your shawl to sit round your shoulders.

A kids puppy in a bag thing (£1 shop)

Long cigarette thing for any photos

Black and white wig for about £10!

The wig will come off as it will be too itchy and hot and then you won't look hideous when you go out dancing/drinking

And doesn't matter what size you are To wear it as it's accessories only

Plus, everyone will know who you are

And 101 Dalmatians is always on the tele at Christmas time

Enjoy your party "

I think im gonna go with this il wear black dress n tights and get the accessories! Thanks xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes its the women asking

You aren't big but please don't take offence, you have the assets so how about Nell Gwynne? No offence meant as I would have the same problem

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ok... narrowed it down to lady pirate (jack sparrow style) or cabin crew????

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