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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)

What do you think will be the next mega invention??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

non moanin switch for men??xx

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By *ig bad OP   Man
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"non moanin switch for men??xx "

We have one! Put it in your mouth and i for one don't chuffing moan!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"non moanin switch for men??xx

We have one! Put it in your mouth and i for one don't chuffing moan! "
you lying bugger you soooooooooooo moan

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

A device which allows couples to communicate their every thought to each other, whether they are in the same room or not.

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Oh bollox they’ve already invented that haven’t they… it’s called the internet

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By *ickedWWoman
over a year ago

Chester

Solar Powered Dildo's

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo


"non moanin switch for men??xx "

lmao

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Solar Powered Dildo's "

Will they work at night

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo


"What do you think will be the next mega invention??"

A button that goes boom as soon as someone says why don't people reply?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

electric shock after typin the followin...

why cant i get a meet"

no one meets on here

you all timewasters xx

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By *ickedWWoman
over a year ago

Chester


"Solar Powered Dildo's

Will they work at night "

Ermmmmmmmm yeah think so

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

Laser eyes so that you can give people death glares

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Twatchecker…. A bit like spell checker but it underlines in red any sentence (or string of random words and text speak in some cases) which is likely to be perceived as being twatty when sent as a pm.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

love the idea of solar powered dildo that holds the power till use

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By *ickedWWoman
over a year ago

Chester

Rubber Mobile phones...

So when you loose the plot with the caller, you CAN slam the phone down

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

cockshop… it’s a bit like photoshop but is specifically designed to allow you to alter the appearance of a penis when viewed online (whether on cam or standard cock-shot).

cockshop would include many features, including, being able to change the shape and proportions, add faces, add accessories and dress the penis in a number of outfits.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"cockshop… it’s a bit like photoshop but is specifically designed to allow you to alter the appearance of a penis when viewed online (whether on cam or standard cock-shot).

cockshop would include many features, including, being able to change the shape and proportions, add faces, add accessories and dress the penis in a number of outfits.

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Can we have that for real cocks and not just for pics

I could spend hours playing with that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seriously though !!!!!

jeez you women and your fuckin sex aids lol

and no fuunies there please ladies!!

the next big invention to come along is gonna be to do with air travel !!!

Don't know what it is gonna be but since the jet engine things aint changed that much !!!

and now that alien technology has given us so much this far,

And I mean teflon, mobile fones,stealth planes,and loads more the only thing that hasn't really been touched is flight !!!! ten years from now all modes of flight will have changed dramatically.

And we will think it is just natural....

And don't get me started on fuckin Zombies !!!!!

anyone read world war Z its already happened !!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Twatchecker…. A bit like spell checker but it underlines in red any sentence (or string of random words and text speak in some cases) which is likely to be perceived as being twatty when sent as a pm."

Thought that was going to be about thrush or something similar for a second there

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Twatchecker…. A bit like spell checker but it underlines in red any sentence (or string of random words and text speak in some cases) which is likely to be perceived as being twatty when sent as a pm.

Thought that was going to be about thrush or something similar for a second there "

Nahhhh ... that's fungalfinder... a bit like friendfinder but....

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

webuyanycrap.com.... from 50p to £1.10 webuyanycrap.com webuyanycrap.com

I'd hate to be the postman on the round.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An on off switch for women xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Seriously though !!!!!

jeez you women and your fuckin sex aids lol

and no fuunies there please ladies!!

the next big invention to come along is gonna be to do with air travel !!!

Don't know what it is gonna be but since the jet engine things aint changed that much !!!

and now that alien technology has given us so much this far,

And I mean teflon, mobile fones,stealth planes,and loads more the only thing that hasn't really been touched is flight !!!! ten years from now all modes of flight will have changed dramatically.

And we will think it is just natural....

And don't get me started on fuckin Zombies !!!!!

anyone read world war Z its already happened !!!!!!!!

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You been reading too many Marvel comics pal. Zombies indeed...

Alien technology, pah! As if ET would fly fifty zillion light years just to say, "Hey, seen my new computer guys!" then fuck off again leaving it here. You're dreaming mate.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"An on off switch for women xx "

We already have one of those, we just don't tell you where it is... so you've got no chance of finding it. We've been telling men where the clit is for decades and still guys struggle to find it..... you men really do struggle to ask a woman for directions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An on off switch for women xx

We already have one of those, we just don't tell you where it is... so you've got no chance of finding it. We've been telling men where the clit is for decades and still guys struggle to find it..... you men really do struggle to ask a woman for directions "

In some cases trhough it's like hiking all the way from John O'Groats to Land's End to find there's fuck all there!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Seriously though !!!!!

jeez you women and your fuckin sex aids lol

and no fuunies there please ladies!!

the next big invention to come along is gonna be to do with air travel !!!

Don't know what it is gonna be but since the jet engine things aint changed that much !!!

and now that alien technology has given us so much this far,

And I mean teflon, mobile fones,stealth planes,and loads more the only thing that hasn't really been touched is flight !!!! ten years from now all modes of flight will have changed dramatically.

And we will think it is just natural....

And don't get me started on fuckin Zombies !!!!!

anyone read world war Z its already happened !!!!!!!!

You been reading too many Marvel comics pal. Zombies indeed...

Alien technology, pah! As if ET would fly fifty zillion light years just to say, "Hey, seen my new computer guys!" then fuck off again leaving it here. You're dreaming mate. "

If an advanced life form on another planet, let's say 3 billion light years away, was looking at us to consider sharing their advanced technology.... they'd be looking at images (light) from the earth 3 billion light years ago.... what alien in their right mind is going to think it's a great idea to share advanced technology with pondlife

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Multi tasking men or is that still to far into the future??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easy to read maps for ladies

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By *ickedWWoman
over a year ago

Chester


"Easy to read maps for ladies"

Oi

How about a man who actually takes notice of the sat nav

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By *ickedWWoman
over a year ago

Chester

How about parking spaces esp for ppl who dont giv a shit about other ppls cars...

Some twat has hit mine again with thier door..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Multi tasking men or is that still to far into the future?? "

all guys can multi-task we can watch porn, wank and keep an eye on the door

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

A transporter like on Star Trek, save a lot of time and money getting from A to B

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ability to solve crime by time travel.

You think I'm joking right?

Well, not time travel in the sense most understand it but time travel never-the-less.

How?

A network of satellite cameras that will cover the entire planet down the tiniest detail, continually watching, continually recording.

Then when a crime is committed all the authorities have to do is get the footage for the crime scene and replay it. They'll see the criminals arriving and leaving, they'll be able to backtrack the criminals to wherever it is they came from and forward play to wherever they went after the crime.

But we'd never stand for that level of people-spying would we?

Google are recoding everything as we speak. But no, we wouldn't stand for it. So how will the govt introduce such sweeping intrusions on our privacy?

They'll allow crime rates to soar until it reaches a tipping point and the people cry out for something to be done, whatever the cost.

And that's when all the cameras will be switched on and linked up. All the town centre cameras, speeding cameras, traffic monitoring cameras, cameras taking mugshots from hole in the wall cash machines.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A new way of removing hair without having to shave or wax. Maybe a pill that makes only hair in part of your body fall out.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"The ability to solve crime by time travel.

You think I'm joking right?

Well, not time travel in the sense most understand it but time travel never-the-less.

How?

A network of satellite cameras that will cover the entire planet down the tiniest detail, continually watching, continually recording.

Then when a crime is committed all the authorities have to do is get the footage for the crime scene and replay it. They'll see the criminals arriving and leaving, they'll be able to backtrack the criminals to wherever it is they came from and forward play to wherever they went after the crime.

But we'd never stand for that level of people-spying would we?

Google are recoding everything as we speak. But no, we wouldn't stand for it. So how will the govt introduce such sweeping intrusions on our privacy?

They'll allow crime rates to soar until it reaches a tipping point and the people cry out for something to be done, whatever the cost.

And that's when all the cameras will be switched on and linked up. All the town centre cameras, speeding cameras, traffic monitoring cameras, cameras taking mugshots from hole in the wall cash machines.

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I know where you are coming from... but it did make me think of how useful a portable time portal would be.

Suspect says "I wasn't there gov" ... the portable portal is taken to the crime scene, set it to create a wormhole to the appropriate place in space and time to see the light from the past and bingo "yes you were, that's you in the red jacket!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol totally agree thats why i got divorced fed up of showing him where my clit was !!!

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