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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

roony on fire go the reds

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over a year ago

Call the fire brigade!!

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

who he? new player?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought I could smell pork...

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By *oe_Steve_NWestCouple
over a year ago

Bolton

"Thought I could smell pork...

naughty snogy - pork scratchings any one!? Z

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Beckham smeckham .. pah!

4-0!!! Quarters here we come!!! Arsenal please!

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

"Beckham smeckham .. pah!

4-0!!! Quarters here we come!!! Arsenal please!

Ahhhhh, I thought the reception from the crowd when Beckham came on was really nice....

Easy to be generous when youre winning 3-0 I suppose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just about a perfect night! Real Madrid out of the CL too!! Ronaldo schmaldo.. pah!!! hehehe

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"roony on fire go the reds "
yeah but hes still an ugly twat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"roony on fire go the reds yeah but hes still an ugly twat

and whats wrong with ugly blokes then?

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"roony on fire go the reds yeah but hes still an ugly twat

and whats wrong with ugly blokes then?

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well theyre fucking ugly what else do ya think lol

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"roony on fire go the reds "

Did no one piss on him to put it out then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"roony on fire go the reds yeah but hes still an ugly twat

and whats wrong with ugly blokes then?

well theyre fucking ugly what else do ya think lol

maybe if you actually torched his face it would be an improvement - is this constructive advice?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"roony on fire go the reds yeah but hes still an ugly twat

A very fit, talented and loaded ugly twat... though I'm not even sure how he qualifies for being a twat... so I think he more than compensates for his face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

One day Esmerelda finds Quasimodo sat with his head in his hands.

"What's wrong" she asks

"I must be the ugliest person in the land" he moans

"No.... I'm sure there must be someone uglier than you" she replies

"But how can I find out?" asks Quasi

"I know!" says Esmerelda "Let's go and ask the magic mirror"

So off they go in search of the magic mirror, which they track down to an old castle many miles away.

"Now go in and say 'Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the ugliest of them all?' and I'll wait outside"

About 10 minutes later Quasimodo comes out with a puzzled look, and says

"Who's Wayne Rooney?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"One day Esmerelda finds Quasimodo sat with his head in his hands.

"What's wrong" she asks

"I must be the ugliest person in the land" he moans

"No.... I'm sure there must be someone uglier than you" she replies

"But how can I find out?" asks Quasi

"I know!" says Esmerelda "Let's go and ask the magic mirror"

So off they go in search of the magic mirror, which they track down to an old castle many miles away.

"Now go in and say 'Mirror mirror on the wall, who's the ugliest of them all?' and I'll wait outside"

About 10 minutes later Quasimodo comes out with a puzzled look, and says

"Who's Wayne Rooney?""

...For an ugly bastard he sure has one helluva sexy wife. And it can't just be the fame & money that attracted her, she's given him a baby.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"Beckham smeckham .. pah!

4-0!!! Quarters here we come!!! Arsenal please!

bring it on.... we owe you and the granny shagger a pasting!!!! if we beat you on the way to our double it would be quite ironic after '99!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Beckham smeckham .. pah!

4-0!!! Quarters here we come!!! Arsenal please!

bring it on.... we owe you and the granny shagger a pasting!!!! if we beat you on the way to our double it would be quite ironic after '99!!

A couple of months ago I was very concerned about Utd's form and thought they'd win nothing this year but after seeing the two games against AC Milan I'm not so sure. The agg score was 7-2, AC Milan's highest losing score in Europe, ever.

United have come good in what is traditionally their strongest point of the season and I can't see anyone stopping them now but it's a funny old game! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Beckham smeckham .. pah!

4-0!!! Quarters here we come!!! Arsenal please!

bring it on.... we owe you and the granny shagger a pasting!!!! if we beat you on the way to our double it would be quite ironic after '99!!

United have come good in what is traditionally their strongest point of the season and I can't see anyone stopping them now but it's a funny old game! lol

So long as they stay relatively injury free, especially Rooney right now.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loved it that real Madrid went out after spending all that money, beckham came on to an outstanding reception which I think her deserved, his crossing was exceptional and if Milan had a poacher they could od nicked two from beckhams crosses, his volley would of been the icing on the cake for him but a good save stopped that, but the man once again stole the show was Rooney he is the new alan shearer for headering the ball, this lad should pick up a few tropheys. This year in my eyes

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

actually... traditionally we are very strong on the run in as well... so it makes for fascinating stuff, and with the run in we have I am confident (got the man city home game circled for the title winning party)

nice day trip to madrid would suit us nicely.....

may the mancs get the chelsea/inter winner in the quarters, and then barcelona in the semis if you make it that far!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"actually... traditionally we are very strong on the run in as well... so it makes for fascinating stuff, and with the run in we have I am confident (got the man city home game circled for the title winning party)

nice day trip to madrid would suit us nicely.....

may the mancs get the chelsea/inter winner in the quarters, and then barcelona in the semis if you make it that far!!!!

Your 5-0 stuffing of Porto makes you serious contenders to the CL, and tbh, if we don't win it I'd rather Arsenal did - as they've never one it at all in their long long history - oops, sorry, didn't mean to rub that in lol lol

And I agree, you do have the easiest run in so all United have to do is keep winning, including beating Chelsea at Old Trafford.

Let the battle commence!!

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