FabSwingers.com forum: What do you look like...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

On your Passport or Driving Licence?

I looked like a shocked dead person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like a criminal, a crap criminal to boot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Driving license I look 17 (I need a new one!)

Passport I look like I've got 5 chins!

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I look like I have a massive face... The photo is way too close up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The camera never lies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The camera never lies

Touche

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

that i should be doing life for murder on both (same photo) when i was 15

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Green hair, warts on face, hooked nose, little pointy boots, tall hat, black teeth ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A cross eyed mad woman! its the best pic ive ever had of me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Green hair, warts on face, hooked nose, little pointy boots, tall hat, black teeth ......

I didn't mean your cat... I meant you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Green hair, warts on face, hooked nose, little pointy boots, tall hat, black teeth ......

I didn't mean your cat... I meant you

that was me !!!!!! its a description many people will recognise

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By *rsFine-MrBallsCouple
over a year ago

markinch

I look like a terrorist lol, cant say from which denomination as too p.c now adays n not allowed fun lol

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By *rsFine-MrBallsCouple
over a year ago

markinch

"I look like a terrorist lol, cant say from which denomination as too p.c now adays n not allowed fun lol

Soz this was mr balls lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Green hair, warts on face, hooked nose, little pointy boots, tall hat, black teeth ......

I didn't mean your cat... I meant you

that was me !!!!!! its a description many people will recognise

Shush woman your lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like a line up on most wanted lol x.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look about twenty years older than I am!

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By *uckyinlustMan
over a year ago

manchester

A Swinger........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A beach ball with eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Green hair, warts on face, hooked nose, little pointy boots, tall hat, black teeth ......

I didn't mean your cat... I meant you

that was me !!!!!! its a description many people will recognise

Shush woman your lovely

awwwwwww thank u now I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The camera never lies

Oh god yes it does !!! Have you seen my Fab pics !!!!! Lol !! Don't tell any one ! But between me and you the reality is not quite the same !!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Like a line up on most wanted lol x."

Crimewatch ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like a line up on most wanted lol x.

Crimewatch ?

Yes but I was naked on that one lol

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

Like I was either in the middle of a long illness or hadn't slept for a week. Why is it that photos of my face aren't the same as the face I see in the mirror?

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

football with piggy eyes on passport. on my bus pass everyone says i look in my 20s but its only a couple of years old

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

Only just got my passport one.. Its not so bad..The last one I was dark haired looks odd these days.

I used the foto they turned down for the driving licence which is much nicer.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I don't have a photo driving licence. I still have my old paper one.

I look ill in my passport photo but it does look like me.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I look like a blonde goth on my driving license.

My passport photo is just dreadful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mess ...so normal lol

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By *al2001Man
over a year ago

kildare

Like charles bronson.it was taken during my handle bar mustache phase

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like I've been dead for a month

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not exactly a looker on a good day....DL pic was a BAD day

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

"Driving license I look 17 (I need a new one!)

Passport I look like I've got 5 chins!"

read the small print ....... if you dont change your pic every 10 years .... you get a fine... £50 i think

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Driving license I look 17 (I need a new one!)

Passport I look like I've got 5 chins!

read the small print ....... if you dont change your pic every 10 years .... you get a fine... £50 i think"

Note... I look 17 not am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like passports. They put that wibbly fuzzy hologram stuff over your photo so you look weird.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I look like a convicted criminal lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Like I've been dead for a month

Mine too but scary shocked eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A teenager

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I know what I don't look like.....me

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By *iss tenaciousWoman
over a year ago

manchester

Whilst checking someones passport for id lately ......I was surprised to find a glamour shot......big hair......full make-up naked shoulders....know what I'll be doin when mines up for renewal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had forgotten until today what I actually looked like on mine. I had to take it into work and was amazed how short my hair was. I have to agree after them all laughing at it my hair def looks better long.

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By *D40Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"On your Passport or Driving Licence?

I looked like a shocked dead person

Bloody awful & himself looks like one of Americas most wanted

Julie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Younger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Like a line up on most wanted lol x."

You still do!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Gollum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An awful lot younger

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I look like voldemort !!

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Like I should be on a Register

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Night everyone, time for bed lol x.

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Wandsworth

Had big goatee at the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like I'm about to smash the camera.

I was 16 at the time and the process annoyed me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Passport a criminal on roids, driving license I look like a geek without glasses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I look like a pissedup Bet lynch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I looked sexy as fuck to be honest. I might actually upload the pic on fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The oh so typical convict photo ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Look like a convict on all passport or ID pics

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"Look like a convict on all passport or ID pics "

Me too, I'm surprised I ever get let back in the country!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Wonder why the men all look like convicts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A rockstar to be honest, I've got pretty long messy hair and a bit of a beard. It makes me sad actually because I do look a bit younger.

My fathers old passport from the 70s is the best I have ever seen, he looks like some kind of Columbian drug baron.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On your Passport or Driving Licence?

I looked like a shocked dead person

I look horrific on both of mine, almost like a Russian gangster!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My driving licence one is so bad that when I had to show it for a job recently the woman said "OMG that's not you!!!!

have you had an extreme make over since then!" It was taken 10 years ago when I was in mummy mode! So I'm guessing my new Fab life is good for me !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

scared

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yul Brynner. etc etc ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Like something from Crimewatch

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why do we have to have non smiling and dull pics for passports and driving licences?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On your Passport or Driving Licence?

I looked like a shocked dead person

Try not to look at that as it scares me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Myra Hindley's secret love child! It was a bad hair day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone that's just run from Broadmoor..nette

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By *uietlyKinkyUsCouple
over a year ago

midlands

Blond

so it always raises an eyebrow,

Actually next year I can change it

& I will get as many prints done as needed to have a decent pic for once

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By *uietlyKinkyUsCouple
over a year ago

midlands

"Why do we have to have non smiling and dull pics for passports and driving licences? "

Because when we are stopped by the plod or customs we dont smile

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Like someone has put something in my mouth and I'm trying to work out which animal excreted it

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

I look 10 years younger

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

I don t have a photo driving license

My pasdport photo makes me look like Jack Nicholson,,,,,

When he takes the axe to the door in the shining and says ' heres Johnny,,!!'

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By *imjohnCouple
over a year ago

Clacton on sea, Essex

I look like a Russian gangster lol

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By *imjohnCouple
over a year ago

Clacton on sea, Essex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well I never liked my old ones so made sure my new ones looked good , lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Why do we have to have non smiling and dull pics for passports and driving licences?

Because when we are stopped by the plod or customs we dont smile

I smiled @ the two policemen I've just be chatting up..I mean to

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Relaxed cos nobody has made me out in a forced smile for 3 minuets while they dick about with a camera, I hate having my photo taken (unless I'm having sex lol) I just hate it

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

Drivers license: glamorous diva, passport: my mum!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I look like a grungy refugee

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I look like an all round good egg and nice guy. I look the same on the pictures the nice policeman took next to the height chart.

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

"Like something from Crimewatch"
yep me to

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By *ashful BazMan
over a year ago

poole dorset

Woman in the bank says I look like David Cassidy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"On your Passport or Driving Licence?

I looked like a shocked dead person

Im more ya "prisoner cell block h" kinda gal

horrid

Why the hell we cant make them more appealing is beyond me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ugly u can't photoshop passport or driving licence pics . Mind u I look dam good to any lady that has had a bottle of wine. The other half still looks young gggrrrr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I look like Jim Morrison in a police mug shot hahaha

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