FabSwingers.com forum: Dreams come true!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A woman was sitting at a bar enjoying an

after work cocktail with her girlfriends when Steven, a tall, exceptionally

handsome, extremely sexy, middle-aged

man entered. He was so striking that the

woman could not take her eyes off him.

This seasoned yet playful heartthrob

noticed her overly attentive stare and

walked directly toward her. (As any man

would.) Before she could offer her apologies for staring so rudely, he leaned over and whispered to her, "I'll do anything, absolutely anything, that you want me to do, no matter how kinky, for £20.00...on one condition..."

Flabbergasted but intrigued, the woman

asked what the condition was. The man

replied, "You have to tell me what you want me to do in just three words."

The woman considered his proposition for

a moment, and then slowly removed a £20

note from her purse, which she pressed into the man's hand along with her address.

She looked deeply and passionately into his

eyes, barely concealing her anticipation and excitement, and slowly and meaningfully said....

"Decorate my house."