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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Do you want a slap?

If you hurt yourself I will murder you !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't shout - whilst shouting

You treat this place like a hotel

Stop fighting or I'll bang your heads together

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

You know if you eat that now it won't be there later??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep the noise down! The kids might hear, they think your just here to sort out the old boiler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stop crying or il give you something to cry about was one of my favourite things to hear

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By *he Ring WraithMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Its your turn to buy the beer young man !

Knowing full well the money he has in his pocket has come from the bank of dad to supplement his student loan.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait until your dad gets home frightened the crap out me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eat it or you'll wear it!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Eat all your dinner, people are starving in Africa.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you don't eat it now you'll have it tomorrow

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You don't need long trousers, you are only 17 !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If the wind changes your face will stay like that...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ironic things patents say

stop fucking swearing

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

don't smoke, its bad for you, have you seen me lighter

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I'll take my hand off the side of your face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go out and play they rain will knock the stink off u...

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By *imply_SensualMan
over a year ago

warrington

I always call shotgun in the car.... knowing it winds them up because I am driving anyway

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Have you got clean pants on, in case you get run over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

catching me climbing trees =

"if you fall off and break ya legs, dont come running to me"

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd

"You know if you eat that now it won't be there later??

Ohh nice new photos! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Stop crying or i'll give you something to cry about was one of my favourite things to hear"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Last year my brother and I went to see my dad's family. We were all sat around the table having dinner when my uncle chirped up, "what is this gangbang style they are all on about?" Everyone fell around laughing and I left the room trying not to blush to the roots!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've lost my keys -

"Where is the last place you had them....."

If I knew they wouldn't be lost!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are you courting?

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