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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

End of this week anyone want some pie and mash bringing back?

Or perhaps a picture of Her Majesty on horseback?

I am open to any requests even those that tell me to fark off...

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By *riendlyfunfemWoman
over a year ago

A world of my own

Just pop on to Harrods and pick me up a nice little trinket, there's a dear

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

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"End of this week anyone want some pie and mash bringing back?

Or perhaps a picture of Her Majesty on horseback?

I am open to any requests even those that tell me to fark off...

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a faberge pussycat purrrrrlease

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Just pop on to Harrods and pick me up a nice little trinket, there's a dear

For you NP besides Mum lives next door so not too far to go...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

jellied eels and a pearly queen please! Z xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"End of this week anyone want some pie and mash bringing back?

Or perhaps a picture of Her Majesty on horseback?

I am open to any requests even those that tell me to fark off...

a faberge pussycat purrrrrlease

Will pop into the pound shop in Oxford street...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"jellied eels and a pearly queen please! Z xx"

Will have to write that down as last time I got that one mixed up...That jellied Queen still texts me...

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

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hate to pop ya bubbles but i am still waiting for a kebab from ages ago - will be bloody mouldy by now

although now i know you are in London pie mash and liquer with some stewed eels would be just the ticket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"jellied eels and a pearly queen please! Z xx

Will have to write that down as last time I got that one mixed up...That jellied Queen still texts me...

lol - but the pearly eel is a winner! Z xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"hate to pop ya bubbles but i am still waiting for a kebab from ages ago - will be bloody mouldy by now

although now i know you are in London pie mash and liquer with some stewed eels would be just the ticket

Oi you gonna share me kebab with ya at Barnsley cos when I turned up at your gaff the police were leading you off in cuffs...Well I think they were the Police cos he was slapping your bum a lot...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A lovely spicy coconuty Laksa from Hare and Tortoise noodle bar in Brunswick Centre near Russell Square please!

One of the many things I miss about London, and I wish I still have a flat there!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're alright I live there: Harrod's is my corner shop and I do my weekly shop in Fortum & Mason's don't you know!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A lovely spicy coconuty Laksa from Hare and Tortoise noodle bar in Brunswick Centre near Russell Square please!

One of the many things I miss about London, and I wish I still have a flat there!

I will deliver yours in person young Lady...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A lovely spicy coconuty Laksa from Hare and Tortoise noodle bar in Brunswick Centre near Russell Square please!

One of the many things I miss about London, and I wish I still have a flat there!

I will deliver yours in person young Lady...

Bugger, talk of food this time of the night makes me hungry!!!

And I can't go to bed when I am hungry!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You're alright I live there: Harrod's is my corner shop and I do my weekly shop in Fortum & Mason's don't you know!

Oooo you are posh...Bet you get outta the bath to fart as well....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"A lovely spicy coconuty Laksa from Hare and Tortoise noodle bar in Brunswick Centre near Russell Square please!

One of the many things I miss about London, and I wish I still have a flat there!

I will deliver yours in person young Lady...

Bugger, talk of food this time of the night makes me hungry!!!

And I can't go to bed when I am hungry!!!

Sausage roll ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bugger, talk of food this time of the night makes me hungry!!!

And I can't go to bed when I am hungry!!!

Sausage roll ?

Hmmmmm, crisps I think, and a swig of the juice carton!

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

"End of this week anyone want some pie and mash bringing back?

Or perhaps a picture of Her Majesty on horseback?

I am open to any requests even those that tell me to fark off...

New set of crown jewels please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're alright I live there: Harrod's is my corner shop and I do my weekly shop in Fortum & Mason's don't you know!

Oooo you are posh...Bet you get outta the bath to fart as well....

Fart?!! Fart?!! One doesn't do that, one's butler does that for one!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You're alright I live there: Harrod's is my corner shop and I do my weekly shop in Fortum & Mason's don't you know!

Oooo you are posh...Bet you get outta the bath to fart as well....

Fart?!! Fart?!! One doesn't do that, one's butler does that for one!

I just can't imagine old Queenie straining on the bog to push a log out then turning round to clock it. Never been able to picture that.

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over a year ago

If you're going to London.....buy a Heat magazine

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