FabSwingers.com forum: Secret santa

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

We have just pulled the names out for are secret Santa I got the girl in the office who is 50 and a bit of a prude any thoughts on what to get her was going to look on a sex shop but the budget is 10 pounds all help much appreciated

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

bondage kit for beginners. bought one of these for a mate when she turned 18 she's still a bit of a prude though

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

" bondage kit for beginners. bought one of these for a mate when she turned 18 she's still a bit of a prude though"

Lol how much was that sounds good

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Am I missing something?

You know she's a bit of a prude but the plan is to get her something from a sex shop?????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why not give her a secret smile by buying her the "50 shades of grey" books...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love honey Christmas stocking fillers have loads of stuff under £10 x

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By *ebsCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Orpington/london

"We have just pulled the names out for are secret Santa I got the girl in the office who is 50 and a bit of a prude any thoughts on what to get her was going to look on a sex shop but the budget is 10 pounds all help much appreciated

I had the same problem a few years ago but mine was my boss! Horrible cow mood hated her. Bought her a bullet, left the job a few months later. last wk bumped into her,naked at Eurekas lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wrap a red bow around your cock, give her 15 minutes in the stationery cupboard.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Am I missing something?

You know she's a bit of a prude but the plan is to get her something from a sex shop?????"

Ye that's what you do take the Michael lol

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Am I missing something?

You know she's a bit of a prude but the plan is to get her something from a sex shop?????

Ye that's what you do take the Michael lol"

I'm sure she'll be most appreciative.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Edible undies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Edible undies"

I bought myself some of them, put on a stone eating the fookers

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By *andy_tomMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

WELL I WILL COME IN HER GROTTO FOR £10 ,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why not give her a secret smile by buying her the "50 shades of grey" books...

Good idea but they are rubbish lol

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

Cock shaped chocolates or as someone did at work once a mug with an erect cock as the handle!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why not give her a secret smile by buying her the "50 shades of grey" books...

Good idea but they are rubbish lol

But.if she a prude and not experienced...she wont know that

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

There are 3 possibilities, safe, risqué and risky.

Safe: a book token.

Risqué: a pocket rocket

Risky: a new frying pan.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"Edible undies

I bought myself some of them, put on a stone eating the fookers

A lot of ladies bums on Fab would like them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unless this a complete wind up thread ....

Why would you want to buy someone something that's likely to cause offense ?

How would you feel if that were done to you ? Especially when it's in front of all of your colleagues !

Why go out of your way to humiliate her ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...and after said prank prepare your lawsuit for workplace discrimination.

I wouldn't ever do something like that unless I absolutely knew the person and I absolutely knew how said person is most likely to react.

That could backfire.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why not give her a secret smile by buying her the "50 shades of grey" books...

Good idea but they are rubbish lol

But.if she a prude and not experienced...she wont know that

Maybe she's not as innocent as she looks. Maybe she's a true Professional at work, but a smouldring nympho out of work lol

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Unless this a complete wind up thread ....

Why would you want to buy someone something that's likely to cause offense ?

How would you feel if that were done to you ? Especially when it's in front of all of your colleagues !

Why go out of your way to humiliate her ?

It's all about taking the Michael (see above).

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Unless this a complete wind up thread ....

Why would you want to buy someone something that's likely to cause offense ?

How would you feel if that were done to you ? Especially when it's in front of all of your colleagues !

Why go out of your way to humiliate her ?

It's all about taking the Michael (see above)."

Lol it's all a joke this is what people do last year someone bought me hair dye cause I have ginger hair everyone laughed including me I said she was a bit of a prude not she doesn't have a scene of humour o my days get out a bit more

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Make her a plaster cast of your cock.

Sorry if already mentioned, I havent read all the replies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got bought a Xmas mankini last year and was made to wear it my rugby club perhaps she'd like something like that

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