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By *reelove1969 OP   Couple
over a year ago

bristol

used to have a guy we met regular, he stayed round ours most evenings for around 6 months, anyway i text him one saturday to see if he fancied coming round for the night only to get a reply that he couldnt make it as he had tickets to see Jason Donovan !

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By *uck_us_hardCouple
over a year ago

N.E Lincolnshire

Ouch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

classic

We had a guy attend a small gb once that we had in a hotel. He turned up and was very keen so "did the deed" so to speak first. Then promptly got dressed whilst everyone else was still playing, saying "sorry got to go I'm meeting my mates in town"

We referred to him as the panda thereafter.

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

Most complimentary was whilst dogging. A guy wanted to play with me and when I deliberately spoke in a deep voice so as to make it obvious that I was a CD (not easy to tell in the dark at times) he jumped a mile, but was very kind in complimenting me on how I looked.

Most bizarre was from a guy who wouldn't meet me unless I had a beard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once got knocked back without even offering. I remember the knock back well lol:

"Not bein funny like but you work in a shop!"

Bootle Wags...

Not bein funny, but I prefer workin for a living!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

" can we meet tomorrow instead, Maggie Thatcher has died "

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

years ago after seeing a young'un he said he had to go ... asked if he could have a shower cos he was meeting another woman on route home!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" " can we meet tomorrow instead, Maggie Thatcher has died ""

Pffffhahahaha... seriously???

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By *reelove1969 OP   Couple
over a year ago

bristol

some beauties !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

once, when i was a kid, i asked a girl out.

she said she was fed up, not hard up.

i said, more like fuckin stuck up!

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By *reelove1969 OP   Couple
over a year ago

bristol


"once, when i was a kid, i asked a girl out.

she said she was fed up, not hard up.

i said, more like fuckin stuck up!"

lol ...its a fooking harsh world this aint it ....im still mentally scarred thinking that listening to jason donovan is prefferable to giving me one !! ...my bloke was collapsed on the floor in laughter when i told him !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Asked a woman in a club if I could buy her a drink, "no thanks" she said " I've got a twat in my knickers already"

I pissed myself and bought her the drink anyway and went on my merry way lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my lol

Now this thread has put a smile on my face. Nice one OP think of some more lighthearted ones to counteract the not so lighthearted please

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

mine was the following

can you stop climbing my drain pipe and watchinge in the shower through the gap in the window you pervert or i will call....

i never heard the ending as i lost my grip and fell.

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By *emon tart Double creamCouple
over a year ago

Leeds


"once, when i was a kid, i asked a girl out.

she said she was fed up, not hard up.

i said, more like fuckin stuck up!

lol ...its a fooking harsh world this aint it ....im still mentally scarred thinking that listening to jason donovan is prefferable to giving me one !! ...my bloke was collapsed on the floor in laughter when i told him !! "

Did you say 'you give me one good reason to leave me.....I'll give you ten good reasons to stay'

And he said 'fuck yeah, I've got Jason Donovan tickets...see ya'

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By *reelove1969 OP   Couple
over a year ago

bristol


"mine was the following

can you stop climbing my drain pipe and watchinge in the shower through the gap in the window you pervert or i will call....

i never heard the ending as i lost my grip and fell.

"

priceless !!

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By *reelove1969 OP   Couple
over a year ago

bristol


"

Did you say 'you give me one good reason to leave me.....I'll give you ten good reasons to stay'

And he said 'fuck yeah, I've got Jason Donovan tickets...see ya' "

boom boom ...high 5 !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"once, when i was a kid, i asked a girl out.

she said she was fed up, not hard up.

i said, more like fuckin stuck up!

lol ...its a fooking harsh world this aint it ....im still mentally scarred thinking that listening to jason donovan is prefferable to giving me one !! ...my bloke was collapsed on the floor in laughter when i told him !! "

Could have been worse!

Could have been Cliff!!

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Not a knockback but an excuse for a no show.

He was unverified and said he was struggling to get anyone to meet him to verify him. He begged me to meet him. I decided to give him a chance. He didn't turn up but texted several hours later to say, basically, he'd overslept but he'd make it up to me if we rearranged.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me and a mate while on home leave went into a bar seen two lovely woman sat at a table we tried our luck only to be told they had just got together for fun with each other being a checky lad at the time i asked if we could join in and they could do there own thing once we were gone and wow a woman can sure through a good punch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" " can we meet tomorrow instead, Maggie Thatcher has died "

Pffffhahahaha... seriously??? "

yea, he was covering the 10 oclock news. The bitch couldn't wait another day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"only to get a reply that he couldnt make it as he had tickets to see Jason Donovan ! "

Did you punch him in the face?...

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By *amie_leighWoman
over a year ago

coventry

I met a guy at a social from another site He said that he had arranged to meet his mates in town after but he was quite happy to pop back to my hotel later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Oh my lol

Now this thread has put a smile on my face. Nice one OP think of some more lighthearted ones to counteract the not so lighthearted please "

Defo x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some corkers fair play nice one op!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I met a guy at a social from another site He said that he had arranged to meet his mates in town after but he was quite happy to pop back to my hotel later "

Did you find that awesome?..

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

After carrying a flame for a girl i went to school with for about a year i eventually summoned the courage to ask her out...

Her reply was:

"I'm fed up not hard up"

38 years on it still smarts! LoL

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By *em4ejacWoman
over a year ago

Cougarville


"years ago after seeing a young'un he said he had to go ... asked if he could have a shower cos he was meeting another woman on route home!! "

I've had guys arrive and ask to have a shower . Make me now wonder were they coming straight from another meet.

None of my business anyway . Always oblige and always enjoy clean safe fun.

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire


"years ago after seeing a young'un he said he had to go ... asked if he could have a shower cos he was meeting another woman on route home!!

I've had guys arrive and ask to have a shower . Make me now wonder were they coming straight from another meet.

None of my business anyway . Always oblige and always enjoy clean safe fun. "

I was annoyed I hadn't knackered him ,,,, he did ask to come back a couple of days later tho

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"once, when i was a kid, i asked a girl out.

she said she was fed up, not hard up.

i said, more like fuckin stuck up!

lol ...its a fooking harsh world this aint it ....im still mentally scarred thinking that listening to jason donovan is prefferable to giving me one !! ...my bloke was collapsed on the floor in laughter when i told him !! "

I bet he was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My first ever meet when I was on another site. Turned up. He says. Your bigger than I thought but if you want you can suck my cock !!! ? Didn't say a word as I closed the door as I left

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My first ever meet when I was on another site. Turned up. He says. Your bigger than I thought but if you want you can suck my cock !!! ? Didn't say a word as I closed the door as I left "

why do men think they're doing us a favour when they say you can suck my cock??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My first ever meet when I was on another site. Turned up. He says. Your bigger than I thought but if you want you can suck my cock !!! ? Didn't say a word as I closed the door as I left

why do men think they're doing us a favour when they say you can suck my cock??"

Cos it's their most prized possession?

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire


"My first ever meet when I was on another site. Turned up. He says. Your bigger than I thought but if you want you can suck my cock !!! ? Didn't say a word as I closed the door as I left

why do men think they're doing us a favour when they say you can suck my cock??"

dangerous if they want to keep it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got told I was too posh for him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My first ever meet when I was on another site. Turned up. He says. Your bigger than I thought but if you want you can suck my cock !!! ? Didn't say a word as I closed the door as I left

why do men think they're doing us a favour when they say you can suck my cock??"

I should have shut his cock in the door on the way out !!

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