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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

People buttering my toast really should pay attention to getting the butter all over the toast and not just the middle.

I likes every bit covered.

rant over

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No no no your quite right, the toast needs to be buttered right, if not the whole of civilisation is at risk, you might as well put the milk in the tea first, madness

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"People buttering my toast really should pay attention to getting the butter all over the toast and not just the middle.

I likes every bit covered.

rant over "

Tsk, you can't get the staff nowadays. And I must admit, I do require a specific combination of hot toast and cold butter. And, while we're on the subject, all the holes in a crumpet filled.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No no no your quite right, the toast needs to be buttered right, if not the whole of civilisation is at risk, you might as well put the milk in the tea first, madness "

Ohhhh no milk , as i only drink lapsong sooshong ya know

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

Nothing worse than dry crusts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nothing worse than dry crusts "

OMG you have crusts? how very common, my housekeeper would be whipped if she presented toast at my table with crusts on, the crusts are always removed for the staff kitchen!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" And, while we're on the subject, all the holes in a crumpet filled."

Totally agree with that, but what has it got to do with toast

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"Nothing worse than dry crusts

OMG you have crusts? how very common, my housekeeper would be whipped if she presented toast at my table with crusts on, the crusts are always removed for the staff kitchen!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The secret's getting it on when it's still hot. Gotta be butter (Anchor salted being the best). No softy marg!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello Pernickity But, that is a great porn name!

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By *ustcutieWoman
over a year ago

edinburgh


"The secret's getting it on when it's still hot. Gotta be butter (Anchor salted being the best). No softy marg!"

Don't be ridiculous it's got to be lurpak

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OMG shop bought butter, if my housekeeper didn't churn the milk and produce butter pats for my table she would be whipped!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OMG shop bought butter, if my housekeeper didn't churn the milk and produce butter pats for my table she would be whipped!"

This is a crossover to the 'when we were kids' thread coz we got our arses hit with 'the butter-patter' (very superlative) when I was at school. And now a whip as well. It just gets better and butter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nothing worse than dry crusts

OMG you have crusts? how very common, my housekeeper would be whipped if she presented toast at my table with crusts on, the crusts are always removed for the staff kitchen!"

That really made me chuckle lol

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By *etanreadyCouple
over a year ago

dover


"Nothing worse than dry crusts

OMG you have crusts? how very common, my housekeeper would be whipped if she presented toast at my table with crusts on, the crusts are always removed for the staff kitchen!"

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield


"People buttering my toast really should pay attention to getting the butter all over the toast and not just the middle.

I likes every bit covered.

rant over

Tsk, you can't get the staff nowadays. And I must admit, I do require a specific combination of hot toast and cold butter. And, while we're on the subject, all the holes in a crumpet filled."

This is why you are a "touch of class"...

Respect

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By *etanreadyCouple
over a year ago

dover


"OMG shop bought butter, if my housekeeper didn't churn the milk and produce butter pats for my table she would be whipped!"

Think you are letting her off far to lightly, id shove her in the coal shed for the night with no tea.

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


" And, while we're on the subject, all the holes in a crumpet filled.

Totally agree with that, but what has it got to do with toast "

It's the proper application of butter, that's the key to the OP!

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs


"People buttering my toast really should pay attention to getting the butter all over the toast and not just the middle.

I likes every bit covered.

rant over

Tsk, you can't get the staff nowadays. And I must admit, I do require a specific combination of hot toast and cold butter. And, while we're on the subject, all the holes in a crumpet filled.

This is why you are a "touch of class"...

Respect"

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