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" my supper of rice crispies eww she said more sugar " , produced a large tablespoon and | |||
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"My milks gone all cloudy " Why me? He said again | |||
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"My milks gone all cloudy Why me? He said again " damn and blast that cow | |||
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"My milks gone all cloudy Why me? He said again " not sure that was milk | |||
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"My milks gone all cloudy Why me? He said again not sure that was milk" not even sure there krispies | |||
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"She needs a good milking " He pulled the udder one | |||
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"She needs a good milking not sure its a she " 'Why's there only one nipple?' | |||
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"She needs a good milking not sure its a she " is this the place? | |||
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"She needs a good milking not sure its a she is this the place?" i think its a bull you sure its a udder | |||
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"She cried with laughter in " bed with her fully automatic | |||
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"She cried with laughter in bed with her fully automatic" Balloon inflating machine throbbing away | |||
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"She cried with laughter in bed with her fully automatic Balloon inflating machine throbbing away" pumping helium into her anus | |||
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"She cried with laughter in bed with her fully automatic Balloon inflating machine throbbing away pumping helium into her anus" I sound like Donald Duck! | |||
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"Oh look, here comes Pluto!" 'you're out a long way' | |||
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"Back into the milking shed for" The poor little moo cow | |||
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"Back into the milking shed for The poor little moo cow " Made of organic dark chocolate | |||
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"Back into the milking shed for The poor little moo cow Made of organic dark chocolate" Bites off her head nom nom | |||
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"Nice bit of head that! " She then danced the can-can | |||
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"Nice bit of head that! She then danced the can-can" But she can't can't though | |||
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"Nice bit of head that! She then danced the can-can But she can't can't though " Not through wont of trying | |||
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"just then a loud bang And the inflatable doll burst" Much to everyone's bitter disappointment | |||
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"just then a loud bang And the inflatable doll burst Much to everyone's bitter disappointment" No one had a puncture kit | |||
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"just then a loud bang And the inflatable doll burst Much to everyone's bitter disappointment No one had a puncture kit" Just then the extras arrive | |||
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"just then a loud bang And the inflatable doll burst Much to everyone's bitter disappointment No one had a puncture kit Just then the extras arrive " And volunteer to help out | |||
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"just then a loud bang And the inflatable doll burst Much to everyone's bitter disappointment No one had a puncture kit Just then the extras arrive And volunteer to help out" Erections were up and ready | |||
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""It was MEEEE" he said ..." Lying through his gold teeth | |||
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"Spitting all over everyone yukk " Then the police arrived and | |||
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"then arrested four squirrels and" Hugged a tree and shot | |||
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"then arrested four squirrels and Hugged a tree and shot" The OP for this hideous............ | |||
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"then arrested four squirrels and Hugged a tree and shot The OP for this hideous............ " piecemeal affront to narrative prose | |||
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"then arrested four squirrels and Hugged a tree and shot The OP for this hideous............ piecemeal affront to narrative prose" Flimsily constructed on the hoof | |||
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"then arrested four squirrels and Hugged a tree and shot The OP for this hideous............ piecemeal affront to narrative prose Flimsily constructed on the hoof" with scant regard for traditional | |||
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"then arrested four squirrels and Hugged a tree and shot The OP for this hideous............ piecemeal affront to narrative prose Flimsily constructed on the hoof with scant regard for traditional" Recipes for pickling Brussel sprouts | |||
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"then arrested four squirrels and Hugged a tree and shot The OP for this hideous............ piecemeal affront to narrative prose Flimsily constructed on the hoof with scant regard for traditional Recipes for pickling Brussel sprouts" and then dipping them in | |||
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"then arrested four squirrels and Hugged a tree and shot The OP for this hideous............ piecemeal affront to narrative prose Flimsily constructed on the hoof with scant regard for traditional Recipes for pickling Brussel sprouts and then dipping them in" A gaping bright red vagina | |||
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"Who sucked it all in And aimed at the vicar" Who opened his mouth wide | |||
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"Before he positioned himself over ......." A hot sweaty rugby scrum | |||
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"Before he positioned himself over ....... A hot sweaty rugby scrum" spurting it out over the | |||
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"Before he positioned himself over ....... A hot sweaty rugby scrum spurting it out over the" Brand new curtains from Next | |||
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"Before he positioned himself over ....... A hot sweaty rugby scrum spurting it out over the Brand new curtains from Next" After wiping himself on them | |||
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"What a fucking mess he .........." Left the kitchen cupboard in | |||
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"What a fucking mess he .......... Left the kitchen cupboard in" Mother was screaming blue murder | |||
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"What a fucking mess he .......... Left the kitchen cupboard in Mother was screaming blue murder" before pulling out a shotgun | |||
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"What a fucking mess he .......... Left the kitchen cupboard in Mother was screaming blue murder before pulling out a shotgun" & ramming it up his | |||
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"What a fucking mess he .......... Left the kitchen cupboard in Mother was screaming blue murder before pulling out a shotgun & ramming it up his" nose, before she loudly declared: | |||
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"What a fucking mess he .......... Left the kitchen cupboard in Mother was screaming blue murder before pulling out a shotgun & ramming it up his nose, before she loudly declared:" Go on, make my Day... | |||
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"What a fucking mess he .......... Left the kitchen cupboard in Mother was screaming blue murder before pulling out a shotgun & ramming it up his nose, before she loudly declared:" Mingers, munters eat my sprouts | |||
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"What a fucking mess he .......... Left the kitchen cupboard in Mother was screaming blue murder before pulling out a shotgun & ramming it up his nose, before she loudly declared: Go on, make my Day..." proceeding to unload both barrels | |||
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"What a fucking mess he .......... Left the kitchen cupboard in Mother was screaming blue murder before pulling out a shotgun & ramming it up his nose, before she loudly declared: Go on, make my Day... proceeding to unload both barrels" The vicar too suddenly 'unloaded' | |||
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"What a fucking mess he .......... Left the kitchen cupboard in Mother was screaming blue murder before pulling out a shotgun & ramming it up his nose, before she loudly declared: Go on, make my Day... proceeding to unload both barrels The vicar too suddenly 'unloaded'" and managed to shout out | |||
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"What a fucking mess he .......... Left the kitchen cupboard in Mother was screaming blue murder before pulling out a shotgun & ramming it up his nose, before she loudly declared: Go on, make my Day... proceeding to unload both barrels The vicar too suddenly 'unloaded' and managed to shout out" THESE PANCAKES ARE REALLY TASTY! | |||
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"What a fucking mess he .......... Left the kitchen cupboard in Mother was screaming blue murder before pulling out a shotgun & ramming it up his nose, before she loudly declared: Go on, make my Day... proceeding to unload both barrels The vicar too suddenly 'unloaded' and managed to shout out THESE PANCAKES ARE REALLY TASTY! " You've eaten a floor tile | |||
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"What a fucking mess he .......... Left the kitchen cupboard in Mother was screaming blue murder before pulling out a shotgun & ramming it up his nose, before she loudly declared: Go on, make my Day... proceeding to unload both barrels The vicar too suddenly 'unloaded' and managed to shout out THESE PANCAKES ARE REALLY TASTY! You've eaten a floor tile" said the postman without knocking | |||
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"What a fucking mess he .......... Left the kitchen cupboard in Mother was screaming blue murder before pulling out a shotgun & ramming it up his nose, before she loudly declared: Go on, make my Day... proceeding to unload both barrels The vicar too suddenly 'unloaded' and managed to shout out THESE PANCAKES ARE REALLY TASTY! You've eaten a floor tile said the postman without knocking" As the queen delivered a fart | |||
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"Yeah , a right little fart ........" She then followed through and | |||
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"That's the end of that! We all thought and then" aliens landed and abducted a | |||
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"That's the end of that! We all thought and then aliens landed and abducted a" Cup of Earl grey tea | |||
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"That's the end of that! We all thought and then aliens landed and abducted a Cup of Earl grey tea" Prefer a dry white chardonnay | |||
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"That's the end of that! We all thought and then aliens landed and abducted a Cup of Earl grey tea" Captain Picard took this personally | |||
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"That's the end of that! We all thought and then aliens landed and abducted a Cup of Earl grey tea Prefer a dry white chardonnay" Said the little green alien | |||
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"That's the end of that! We all thought and then aliens landed and abducted a Cup of Earl grey tea Captain Picard took this personally" And zapped the green alien | |||
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"That's the end of that! We all thought and then aliens landed and abducted a Cup of Earl grey tea Captain Picard took this personally And zapped the green alien" Into a hot cross bun | |||
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"That's the end of that! We all thought and then aliens landed and abducted a Cup of Earl grey tea Captain Picard took this personally And zapped the green alien Into a hot cross bun" that he then shoved up | |||
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"That's the end of that! We all thought and then aliens landed and abducted a Cup of Earl grey tea Captain Picard took this personally And zapped the green alien Into a hot cross bun that he then shoved up" A trucker's sweaty crack | |||
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"That's the end of that! We all thought and then aliens landed and abducted a Cup of Earl grey tea Captain Picard took this personally And zapped the green alien Into a hot cross bun that he then shoved up" A trucker's hot sweaty crack | |||
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"That's the end of that! We all thought and then aliens landed and abducted a Cup of Earl grey tea Captain Picard took this personally And zapped the green alien Into a hot cross bun that he then shoved up A trucker's hot sweaty crack" But the trucker was hungry | |||
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"That's the end of that! We all thought and then aliens landed and abducted a Cup of Earl grey tea Captain Picard took this personally And zapped the green alien Into a hot cross bun that he then shoved up A trucker's hot sweaty crack But the trucker was hungry" suddenly an Angel arrived saying | |||
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"That's the end of that! We all thought and then aliens landed and abducted a Cup of Earl grey tea Captain Picard took this personally And zapped the green alien Into a hot cross bun that he then shoved up A trucker's hot sweaty crack But the trucker was hungry suddenly an Angel arrived saying" 'Don't eat that sweaty bun!' | |||
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"That's the end of that! We all thought and then aliens landed and abducted a Cup of Earl grey tea Captain Picard took this personally And zapped the green alien Into a hot cross bun that he then shoved up A trucker's hot sweaty crack But the trucker was hungry suddenly an Angel arrived saying 'Don't eat that sweaty bun!'" Rim my hot ass instead | |||
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"That's the end of that! We all thought and then aliens landed and abducted a Cup of Earl grey tea Captain Picard took this personally And zapped the green alien Into a hot cross bun that he then shoved up A trucker's hot sweaty crack But the trucker was hungry suddenly an Angel arrived saying 'Don't eat that sweaty bun!' Rim my hot ass instead" But the trucker was starving | |||
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"This went on too long The end came in sight" Until BrightonSteve kept it going | |||
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"This went on too long The end came in sight Until BrightonSteve kept it going" With humility, charisma and stamina | |||
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"This went on too long The end came in sight Until BrightonSteve kept it going" Until a health inspector arrived | |||
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"This went on too long The end came in sight Until BrightonSteve kept it going With humility, charisma and stamina" Identical triplets were his fantasy | |||
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"This went on too long The end came in sight Until BrightonSteve kept it going With humility, charisma and stamina Identical triplets were his fantasy" As he slathered over me | |||
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