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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Who thinks it's time car manufacturers should start installing urinals in their cars?

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

would be nice

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Where would you put them? I think I'd have difficulties using a urinal at 0mph let alone 70mph.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are there any urethras involved?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Many people can't seem to get the simple task of driving right, imagine if they were challenged to have a wee at the same time! It would be anarchy, there'd be body parts, burning cars and urine everywhere!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Many people can't seem to get the simple task of driving right, imagine if they were challenged to have a wee at the same time! It would be anarchy, there'd be body parts, burning cars and urine everywhere!"

The simplest way would be to build it into the seat then you can just sit there have a pee and empty out at the end of the journey. It would mean driving knickerless and with your dress/skirt/trousers hoiked up or down.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought the smart car was a toilet?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Many people can't seem to get the simple task of driving right, imagine if they were challenged to have a wee at the same time! It would be anarchy, there'd be body parts, burning cars and urine everywhere!

The simplest way would be to build it into the seat then you can just sit there have a pee and empty out at the end of the journey. It would mean driving knickerless and with your dress/skirt/trousers hoiked up or down.

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Will they have something like cat litter in to stop the smell?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

If they did, I wouldn't have been prodded in the eye with a branch today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Many people can't seem to get the simple task of driving right, imagine if they were challenged to have a wee at the same time! It would be anarchy, there'd be body parts, burning cars and urine everywhere!

The simplest way would be to build it into the seat then you can just sit there have a pee and empty out at the end of the journey. It would mean driving knickerless and with your dress/skirt/trousers hoiked up or down.

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See, that brings with it a while host of issues.

1) forgetting to pull your clothes back up before you get out.

2)splash back going over speed bumps or potholes

3) getting you feet tangled in your clothes

4) you'd have to carry a bucket of effluence with you every time you got out of the car

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If they did, I wouldn't have been prodded in the eye with a branch today. "

Out dogging again were we?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

god the car would stink to high heaven wouldn't it?

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By *mm_n_ZedCouple
over a year ago

Fareham

Well, judging by the OP's name, he's already found a solution to the problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well, judging by the OP's name, he's already found a solution to the problem "

Just don't use a Fanta bottle!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Many people can't seem to get the simple task of driving right, imagine if they were challenged to have a wee at the same time! It would be anarchy, there'd be body parts, burning cars and urine everywhere!

The simplest way would be to build it into the seat then you can just sit there have a pee and empty out at the end of the journey. It would mean driving knickerless and with your dress/skirt/trousers hoiked up or down.

See, that brings with it a while host of issues.

1) forgetting to pull your clothes back up before you get out.

2)splash back going over speed bumps or potholes

3) getting you feet tangled in your clothes

4) you'd have to carry a bucket of effluence with you every time you got out of the car"

I was thinking of something absorbent and odour eliminating like those cat litter balls. No splash back and a tidy 'package' on leaving the car. The remembering to adjust happens for some of us anyway.

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

whats wrong with a hole in the seat with a flap at the bottom so it can go straight out onto the road and the flap stops the draught and any incoming piss from the wind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"whats wrong with a hole in the seat with a flap at the bottom so it can go straight out onto the road and the flap stops the draught and any incoming piss from the wind "

I wouldn't like to be driving behind you at that moment!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"whats wrong with a hole in the seat with a flap at the bottom so it can go straight out onto the road and the flap stops the draught and any incoming piss from the wind "

My ex boss had a car like that only it wasn't piss that hit the road from the bottom of the car but the dog he had on the floor at the back....Passing motorists alerted him to something flapping under the car as he drove......

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"whats wrong with a hole in the seat with a flap at the bottom so it can go straight out onto the road and the flap stops the draught and any incoming piss from the wind

My ex boss had a car like that only it wasn't piss that hit the road from the bottom of the car but the dog he had on the floor at the back....Passing motorists alerted him to something flapping under the car as he drove......"

That's awful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Luckily the dog was dead before the floor fell out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Who thinks it's time car manufacturers should start installing urinals in their cars?"

Yeah and even better if they could invent some way of the car running on urine! double whammy!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

couple people I know would be able to travel the world without stopping for fuel if they could run on pee......

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By *randmrsfreakyCouple
over a year ago

alfreton near chesterfield


"I thought the smart car was a toilet?"

Buy a skoda

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

clunk click unzip drip every trip

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I am sure the manufacturers would a have warning light that would come on saying NO PEEING WHILE DRIVING!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"whats wrong with a hole in the seat with a flap at the bottom so it can go straight out onto the road and the flap stops the draught and any incoming piss from the wind "

I'm sure cyclists would love this idea. But then again equestrians seem to get away with it...

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