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Naked Chef - What's your order?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm cooking dinner - and since I am still going topless for my back to heal - what's your orders folks?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Savoury cheesecake lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Savoury cheesecake lol"

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

A mixed grill would be nice

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A mixed grill would be nice "

But what if it spits at me!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

I've already eaten!

And no pudding for me coz I'm back on the diet wagon. I could murder a cuppa tho!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Steak and chips with you for dessert!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something warm, filling and hearty to send me into a coma please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Done, done & done!

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford


"A mixed grill would be nice

But what if it spits at me!"

Spit back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've already eaten!

And no pudding for me coz I'm back on the diet wagon. I could murder a cuppa tho!! "

Sure I can't tempt you with a banana split hottie

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Topless eh? Pancakes please and dribble the maple syrup down your breasts for me to lick off.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Beef chow mein and prawn crackers please.

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By *hong loverMan
over a year ago

stoke-on-trent

A nice pussy pie please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A mixed grill would be nice

But what if it spits at me!

Spit back "

My mummy told me its rude to spit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Topless eh? Pancakes please and dribble the maple syrup down your breasts for me to lick off. "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A nice pussy pie please "

I'm not cooking my cats!!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"I've already eaten!

And no pudding for me coz I'm back on the diet wagon. I could murder a cuppa tho!!

Sure I can't tempt you with a banana split hottie "

Haha... Or a cucumber samdwich!

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford


"A mixed grill would be nice

But what if it spits at me!

Spit back

My mummy told me its rude to spit "

So you must like to swallow

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A mixed grill would be nice

But what if it spits at me!

Spit back

My mummy told me its rude to spit

So you must like to swallow "

I'll have you know i'm a good girl!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I've already eaten!

And no pudding for me coz I'm back on the diet wagon. I could murder a cuppa tho!!

Sure I can't tempt you with a banana split hottie

Haha... Or a cucumber samdwich! "

Oh it was definitely sandwiched

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By *hong loverMan
over a year ago

stoke-on-trent


"A nice pussy pie please

I'm not cooking my cats!! "

was not thinking of that type of pussy lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A nice pussy pie please

I'm not cooking my cats!!

was not thinking of that type of pussy lol "

Well you cant have the other - need that for tomorrow

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford


"A mixed grill would be nice

But what if it spits at me!

Spit back

My mummy told me its rude to spit

So you must like to swallow

I'll have you know i'm a good girl!! "

I'll believe you

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By *hong loverMan
over a year ago

stoke-on-trent


"A nice pussy pie please

I'm not cooking my cats!!

was not thinking of that type of pussy lol

Well you cant have the other - need that for tomorrow "

nothing to eat for me then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm cooking dinner - and since I am still going topless for my back to heal - what's your orders folks? "

A fry up please!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm cooking dinner - and since I am still going topless for my back to heal - what's your orders folks?

A fry up please! "

Ffs - there's always one!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Taco!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm cooking dinner - and since I am still going topless for my back to heal - what's your orders folks?

A fry up please!

Ffs - there's always one!! "

Nowt wrng with a fry up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Forget cooking there's other ways to get hot in the kitchen

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Forget cooking there's other ways to get hot in the kitchen"

Oo er!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Dilemma!!

Do I spend an hour cooking rice pudding, or whisk up some sponge cake in 15 minutes and serve with custard!

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