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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Is it biologically safer to just shit your pants?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Possibly....but also possibly very uncomfortable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's a very deep question!

The answer is dependant on the public toilet, well maintained shopping centre ones I'd say no don't go for shitting yourself but grotty minging street toilets I'd say poop and run home to clean up haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is it biologically safer to just shit your pants?

In some who knows they are bad squeeze till you get home

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Possibly....but also possibly very uncomfortable"
Not if you have rubber knickers on.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Possibly....but also possibly very uncomfortableNot if you have rubber knickers on.

Squidgy!!

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Possibly....but also possibly very uncomfortableNot if you have rubber knickers on.

Squidgy!!

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But warm on a cold day?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

"Is it biologically safer to just shit your pants?

I think a lot depends on the poo.

Is it likely to be runny?

Is it likely to be just a few nuggets or a super log?

How long will you need to carry the poo in your pants?

Are you expecting to be rimmed later that day?

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Is it biologically safer to just shit your pants?

I think a lot depends on the poo.

Is it likely to be runny?

Is it likely to be just a few nuggets or a super log?

How long will you need to carry the poo in your pants?

Are you expecting to be rimmed later that day?"
I hadnt thought that far ahead, I was just looking at rubber pants ffs!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

don't forget to pack baby wipes if you are planning on being rimmed

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By *emmefatale OP Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"don't forget to pack baby wipes if you are planning on being rimmed

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I don't do little poos, I would need something more substantial than a baby wipe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All depends what you've eaten the night before! Hold back if it's a curry!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a good job I skipped lunch today.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Is it biologically safer to just shit your pants?

Yes...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"don't forget to pack baby wipes if you are planning on being rimmed

use them to clean the seat

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Sometimes I will get a curious turtle who pops his head out for a look around. If I tell him it's not time to wake up yet, he generally listens.

One day he didn't though

I kicked his fucking arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ide rather do it in my pants

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a friend who stunk and I asked him if he had shit himself 'no' was his reply later the smell was worse so I asked was he sure he hadn't shit himself , still 'no' was the reply ,

so I pulled his pants down to see them full of crap ,

'I thought you said you hadn't shit yourself' i asked,

'ohhh I thought you just meant today'

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

"Is it biologically safer to just shit your pants?

A candidate for poet laureate methinks...^^^

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