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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I was on a trip down memory lane and I remembered this

My mom was in the hospital at the time of the bill Clinton sex scandal, I went to visit her and she was sat up in bed chatting to the woman next to her I had only made about 2 steps into the ward when she shouted across the ward to me "we've just found out what oral sex is" she and the woman then spent the whole of visiting questioning me as to why someone would do such a thing "you don't do that do you"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was on a trip down memory lane and I remembered this

My mom was in the hospital at the time of the bill Clinton sex scandal, I went to visit her and she was sat up in bed chatting to the woman next to her I had only made about 2 steps into the ward when she shouted across the ward to me "we've just found out what oral sex is" she and the woman then spent the whole of visiting questioning me as to why someone would do such a thing "you don't do that do you" "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was on a trip down memory lane and I remembered this

My mom was in the hospital at the time of the bill Clinton sex scandal, I went to visit her and she was sat up in bed chatting to the woman next to her I had only made about 2 steps into the ward when she shouted across the ward to me "we've just found out what oral sex is" she and the woman then spent the whole of visiting questioning me as to why someone would do such a thing "you don't do that do you" "

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By *eeriseWoman
over a year ago

Manchester and that's all you need to know


"I was on a trip down memory lane and I remembered this

My mom was in the hospital at the time of the bill Clinton sex scandal, I went to visit her and she was sat up in bed chatting to the woman next to her I had only made about 2 steps into the ward when she shouted across the ward to me "we've just found out what oral sex is" she and the woman then spent the whole of visiting questioning me as to why someone would do such a thing "you don't do that do you" "

And your answer was............

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As parents its our job to embarrass our kids. Years ago I was dropping the older ones off at school. Out they get I wind the car window down and blast out barry manilow shouting love you as I drive off. They've not forgiven me yet xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was on a trip down memory lane and I remembered this

My mom was in the hospital at the time of the bill Clinton sex scandal, I went to visit her and she was sat up in bed chatting to the woman next to her I had only made about 2 steps into the ward when she shouted across the ward to me "we've just found out what oral sex is" she and the woman then spent the whole of visiting questioning me as to why someone would do such a thing "you don't do that do you"

And your answer was............"

No mom you know I'm a good boy, hated lying to her though lol

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By *eeriseWoman
over a year ago

Manchester and that's all you need to know


"I was on a trip down memory lane and I remembered this

My mom was in the hospital at the time of the bill Clinton sex scandal, I went to visit her and she was sat up in bed chatting to the woman next to her I had only made about 2 steps into the ward when she shouted across the ward to me "we've just found out what oral sex is" she and the woman then spent the whole of visiting questioning me as to why someone would do such a thing "you don't do that do you"

And your answer was............

No mom you know I'm a good boy, hated lying to her though lol"

Tee hee you fibber

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was on a trip down memory lane and I remembered this

My mom was in the hospital at the time of the bill Clinton sex scandal, I went to visit her and she was sat up in bed chatting to the woman next to her I had only made about 2 steps into the ward when she shouted across the ward to me "we've just found out what oral sex is" she and the woman then spent the whole of visiting questioning me as to why someone would do such a thing "you don't do that do you"

And your answer was............

No mom you know I'm a good boy, hated lying to her though lol

Tee hee you fibber "

Better that than say "yes mom I like nothing better than a lady's legs warped round my neck" she would have chased me down lol

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By *eeriseWoman
over a year ago

Manchester and that's all you need to know


"I was on a trip down memory lane and I remembered this

My mom was in the hospital at the time of the bill Clinton sex scandal, I went to visit her and she was sat up in bed chatting to the woman next to her I had only made about 2 steps into the ward when she shouted across the ward to me "we've just found out what oral sex is" she and the woman then spent the whole of visiting questioning me as to why someone would do such a thing "you don't do that do you"

And your answer was............

No mom you know I'm a good boy, hated lying to her though lol

Tee hee you fibber

Better that than say "yes mom I like nothing better than a lady's legs warped round my neck" she would have chased me down lol"

Honesty is always the best policy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I was on a trip down memory lane and I remembered this

My mom was in the hospital at the time of the bill Clinton sex scandal, I went to visit her and she was sat up in bed chatting to the woman next to her I had only made about 2 steps into the ward when she shouted across the ward to me "we've just found out what oral sex is" she and the woman then spent the whole of visiting questioning me as to why someone would do such a thing "you don't do that do you"

And your answer was............

No mom you know I'm a good boy, hated lying to her though lol

Tee hee you fibber

Better that than say "yes mom I like nothing better than a lady's legs warped round my neck" she would have chased me down lol

Honesty is always the best policy "

Only if you want a rolling pin across your backside lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha

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By *eeriseWoman
over a year ago

Manchester and that's all you need to know


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Only if you want a rolling pin across your backside lol "

Well it's better than a cheese grater

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By *moothies.Couple
over a year ago

Woodthorpe


"I was on a trip down memory lane and I remembered this

My mom was in the hospital at the time of the bill Clinton sex scandal, I went to visit her and she was sat up in bed chatting to the woman next to her I had only made about 2 steps into the ward when she shouted across the ward to me "we've just found out what oral sex is" she and the woman then spent the whole of visiting questioning me as to why someone would do such a thing "you don't do that do you"

And your answer was............

No mom you know I'm a good boy, hated lying to her though lol

Tee hee you fibber

Better that than say "yes mom I like nothing better than a lady's legs warped round my neck" she would have chased me down lol

Honesty is always the best policy

Only if you want a rolling pin across your backside lol "

just imagine what you could teach them these days

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I have an ambition to become an embarrassing parent. Followed by pretending to be deaf to irritate people when I am old

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have an ambition to become an embarrassing parent. Followed by pretending to be deaf to irritate people when I am old "

Learn to do a snatch style traveler accent and use it while out with your kids, it works for me lol

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts


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Learn to do a snatch style traveler accent and use it while out with your kids, it works for me lol"

Is throwing a 'dag' in with every transaction going to far, or are Tesco cool with it?

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