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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

S = MQ + nPL + (nPh – Mf) x V – FL / nSM

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thanks......have been having sleepless nights trying to work out this answer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

haha, thanks for that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"S = MQ + nPL + (nPh – Mf) x V – FL / nSM"

are you sure the x and / are in the right place?

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"S = MQ + nPL + (nPh – Mf) x V – FL / nSM

are you sure the x and / are in the right place?

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Yep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

er... what was the question again?

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"er... what was the question again? "

What's the chances of getting a shag on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"er... what was the question again?

What's the chances of getting a shag on here "

Well as you asked so nicely and I got a few minutes to spare....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"er... what was the question again?

What's the chances of getting a shag on here "

Well then surely S = 0?

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"er... what was the question again?

What's the chances of getting a shag on here "

A then X is a variant for how ugly your pie hole is! Classic

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over a year ago


"er... what was the question again?

What's the chances of getting a shag on here

Well as you asked so nicely and I got a few minutes to spare.... "

Ooooo if ya got a few seconds Im free, lmao

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"er... what was the question again?

What's the chances of getting a shag on here

Well as you asked so nicely and I got a few minutes to spare....

Ooooo if ya got a few seconds Im free, lmao "

Feck off with ya queue jumping and find ya own man... wishy offered me first!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"er... what was the question again?

What's the chances of getting a shag on here

Well as you asked so nicely and I got a few minutes to spare....

Ooooo if ya got a few seconds Im free, lmao "

Are the sheep not talkingto you anymore Gis??

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"er... what was the question again?

What's the chances of getting a shag on here

A then X is a variant for how ugly your pie hole is! Classic "

That's already covered (Mf.... Munter factor)

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"er... what was the question again?

What's the chances of getting a shag on here

A then X is a variant for how ugly your pie hole is! Classic

That's already covered (Mf.... Munter factor) "

Lmao i like it i like it You do know some swingles will get pretty depressed now if they have a high value Mf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oi..Polo!! ..... are you trying to get an associate membership of the Royal College of Science??

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Oi..Polo!! ..... are you trying to get an associate membership of the Royal College of Science??"

I can think of worse ways to get an honorary doctorate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

FL / nSM must be some sort of ratio between Flange Length and the negative of a Small Manhood...

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over a year ago


"er... what was the question again?

What's the chances of getting a shag on here

Well as you asked so nicely and I got a few minutes to spare....

Ooooo if ya got a few seconds Im free, lmao

Are the sheep not talkingto you anymore Gis?? "

Bloody english sheep not as hospitable mr grizzly, lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"er... what was the question again?

What's the chances of getting a shag on here

Well as you asked so nicely and I got a few minutes to spare....

Ooooo if ya got a few seconds Im free, lmao

Are the sheep not talkingto you anymore Gis??

Bloody english sheep not as hospitable mr grizzly, lol "

Darn....sold mine..if i'd known I'd have rented you one....good rates

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lmao... still 2 bob is it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Lmao... still 2 bob is it?"

Yup...mates rates still for you....and flossy would have been so accommodating...as always...for ya

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"S = MQ + nPL + (nPh – Mf) x V – FL / nSM"

MQ.... message quality (scale of 1-10)

nPL.... number of Profile Lines (excluding warnings to institutes about using photos and profile info)

nPh.... number of photos (not including cock-shots)

Mf.... Munter factor (scale of 1-10)

V.... number of verifications

FL.... Friends List factor, this is the number of undesirables on the friends list

nSM.... number of single males

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Definitely needs some work... if the nPL was over 1000 I reckon that would be more of a hindrance than a help.

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"Definitely needs some work... if the nPL was over 1000 I reckon that would be more of a hindrance than a help."

'if'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The answer is 42

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The answer is 42"

Noooooooo...have it on good authority that the answer is.....

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S = MQ + nPL + (nPh – Mf) x V – FL / nSM

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"The answer is 42"

wrong question lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No that is the answer to everything.

All the other anoraks in the room agree lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

or

S=MQ^NPL^(NPHvV)xV¬FL¬NSM

applying demorgans law

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The answer is 42

wrong question lol"

So the answer isn't yes then lol

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"or

S=MQ^NPL^(NPHvV)xV¬FL¬NSM

applying demorgans law

"

Aren't they the guys in suits who come knocking at the door to talk about religion? Are they looking for meets?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"or

S=MQ^NPL^(NPHvV)xV¬FL¬NSM

applying demorgans law

Aren't they the guys in suits who come knocking at the door to talk about religion? Are they looking for meets?"

They are Jehovah's procreaters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"or

S=MQ^NPL^(NPHvV)xV¬FL¬NSM

applying demorgans law

Aren't they the guys in suits who come knocking at the door to talk about religion? Are they looking for meets?"

do they have a choice if they knock on your door ...pmsl

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"or

S=MQ^NPL^(NPHvV)xV¬FL¬NSM

applying demorgans law

Aren't they the guys in suits who come knocking at the door to talk about religion? Are they looking for meets?

do they have a choice if they knock on your door ...pmsl "

It depends if they quote the reference number

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"or

S=MQ^NPL^(NPHvV)xV¬FL¬NSM

applying demorgans law

Aren't they the guys in suits who come knocking at the door to talk about religion? Are they looking for meets?

do they have a choice if they knock on your door ...pmsl

It depends if they quote the reference number "

dont worry we wont make it public

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"or

S=MQ^NPL^(NPHvV)xV¬FL¬NSM

applying demorgans law

Aren't they the guys in suits who come knocking at the door to talk about religion? Are they looking for meets?

do they have a choice if they knock on your door ...pmsl

It depends if they quote the reference number

dont worry we wont make it public "

It's on my profile.... in the first quarter... and the feckers still don't quote it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"or

S=MQ^NPL^(NPHvV)xV¬FL¬NSM

applying demorgans law

Aren't they the guys in suits who come knocking at the door to talk about religion? Are they looking for meets?

do they have a choice if they knock on your door ...pmsl

It depends if they quote the reference number

dont worry we wont make it public

It's on my profile.... in the first quarter... and the feckers still don't quote it!"

you make it too easy for the ones that do ...you should bury it in the last third so you know they are also paying attention to what your saying.

And numbers are too easy to spot make it a 16way alpha numeric to test there memory as well lol

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester


"or

S=MQ^NPL^(NPHvV)xV¬FL¬NSM

applying demorgans law

Aren't they the guys in suits who come knocking at the door to talk about religion? Are they looking for meets?

do they have a choice if they knock on your door ...pmsl

It depends if they quote the reference number

dont worry we wont make it public

It's on my profile.... in the first quarter... and the feckers still don't quote it!

you make it too easy for the ones that do ...you should bury it in the last third so you know they are also paying attention to what your saying.

And numbers are too easy to spot make it a 16way alpha numeric to test there memory as well lol "

I like to make it easy... that way I don't feel so bad about calling them a twat when they miss it

Though I am thinking of putting a second one near the bottom saying "please note to show you have got this far, only quote the second and fourth digits of the reference number and put a flake in it!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"or

S=MQ^NPL^(NPHvV)xV¬FL¬NSM

applying demorgans law

Aren't they the guys in suits who come knocking at the door to talk about religion? Are they looking for meets?

do they have a choice if they knock on your door ...pmsl

It depends if they quote the reference number

dont worry we wont make it public

It's on my profile.... in the first quarter... and the feckers still don't quote it!

you make it too easy for the ones that do ...you should bury it in the last third so you know they are also paying attention to what your saying.

And numbers are too easy to spot make it a 16way alpha numeric to test there memory as well lol

I like to make it easy... that way I don't feel so bad about calling them a twat when they miss it

Though I am thinking of putting a second one near the bottom saying "please note to show you have got this far, only quote the second and fourth digits of the reference number and put a flake in it!""

lmao....class!!!!

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By *he_original_polo OP   Woman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I'll have to do it now.... as I want to be able to send a Beyonce style 'no thanks'

"Cause if you like it then you shoulda put a flake in it.

If you like it then you shoulda put a flake in it.

Don't be mad once you see that you ain’t got it

If you like it then you shoulda put a flake in it

Wha-oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Wha-oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Wha-oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

Wha-oh-oh-oh-oh-ooh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've noticed that the entire formula hinges on said single guy having verifications or not! If he doesn't then all the value he has stockpiled over the rest of the equation is reduced to zero anyway.

Then comes the bit that actually makes his answer a negative value, kind of like a final kick in the nuts, if you will

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