FabSwingers.com forum: boring swinger

By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Reading some of the posts recently I've decided I must be the world's most boring swinger.

I don't masturbate every free second I have

I don't want go go Round getting my norks out in public

I don't want to risk causing crashing by flashing my foof at lorry drivers

I don't want to arrange meets when I go on holiday

I don't want to get my rocks off at work (if you knew where I work you'd understand why I really wouldn't!!!)

Ah well I'll go sit in prude corner then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll come and sit with you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll come and join you!!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

You a prude? I'd have to disagree lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think we will sit in the corner with you...

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Oooh hello. Prude corners looking quite good all of a sudden

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"You a prude? I'd have to disagree lol"

Shhhhh look at all the pose joining me!!!

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Reading some of the posts recently I've decided I must be the world's most boring swinger.

I don't masturbate every free second I have

I don't want go go Round getting my norks out in public

I don't want to risk causing crashing by flashing my foof at lorry drivers

I don't want to arrange meets when I go on holiday

I don't want to get my rocks off at work (if you knew where I work you'd understand why I really wouldn't!!!)

Ah well I'll go sit in prude corner then. "

me too, budge up and I will bring nibbles from M&S

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

mind ya, I don't believe all the actions of the hyper sexed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That corner is gonna get pretty pack .. shift up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No .. I am the most boring

I wont let anyone take my crown

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

You're not boring. Try being the straightest bi man and see what happens.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Room for me

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"That corner is gonna get pretty pack .. shift up

Can I sit on your lap there is not enough room in the corner

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

I think, just like in real life, there's a lot more talk than action. I doubt very many people sexualise the majority of their lives quite as much as they claim but it certainly makes them seem fun.

Perhaps it is the swinger equivalent of 'keeping up with the Jones' s'.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Shall we have a rainy boring day late morning get together? View has bought m&s nibbles...I don't mind being the table.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there room for us 2 as well?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Is there room for us 2 as well?"

Yeah. Did you bring anything from s&m? I mean M&S!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That corner is gonna get pretty pack .. shift up

Can I sit on your lap there is not enough room in the corner

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go on then . We will talk about the 1st thing that pops up

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

I think it'll be a big corner. We're REALLY boring, we won't shag the brains out of everyone we meet the first time we meet them

sorry we know we've let you all down really badly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Reading some of the posts recently I've decided I must be the world's most boring swinger.

I don't masturbate every free second I have

I don't want go go Round getting my norks out in public

I don't want to risk causing crashing by flashing my foof at lorry drivers

I don't want to arrange meets when I go on holiday

I don't want to get my rocks off at work (if you knew where I work you'd understand why I really wouldn't!!!)

Ah well I'll go sit in prude corner then. "

No God you are such a prude NOT lol

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By *ibbyhunterCouple
over a year ago

keighley

please come out from that corner folks it's getting really lonely out here on my own.

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By *nfieldishCouple
over a year ago

Enfield

Errrr..... got room for a couple of oldies.......

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"I think, just like in real life, there's a lot more talk than action. I doubt very many people sexualise the majority of their lives quite as much as they claim but it certainly makes them seem fun.

Perhaps it is the swinger equivalent of 'keeping up with the Jones' s'."

Think you're right except for one thing it doesn't make them seem like fun to me, when do they ever get time to do ordinary stuff?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"please come out from that corner folks it's getting really lonely out here on my own.

Join us........join us........

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Errrr..... got room for a couple of oldies......."

Blimey don't say that you make me feel like Methuselah.

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Right. I'm off out bow. Everyone in prude corner play nice. Remember missionary only, lights off, no looking at each other and definitely no enjoying it!!!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"Right. I'm off out bow. Everyone in prude corner play nice. Remember missionary only, lights off, no looking at each other and definitely no enjoying it!!!"

What! You mean we actually have to do it?

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

Sounds like the corner needs to be more like a room.

Space for a quiet guy ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*runs into the corner shouting 'BUNDLE'!*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think ur talking a wee bit rubbish Op lol,I do believe I remember ur into some kinky games, sm etc etc.........

I'm pretty boring sex wise, I like licking pussy,fingering,fucking

I dont have any dom/sub kinks, dirty chat etc

I suppose its the group fun and taking pics that raises my boringtasticness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why don't we put all the so called hardened swingers in the corner and all up prudes can have the rest of the room as there seems to be more of us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is great, thought it was just us that weren't meeting every second of every day, hurrah

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Reading some of the posts recently I've decided I must be the world's most boring swinger.

I don't masturbate every free second I have

I don't want go go Round getting my norks out in public

I don't want to risk causing crashing by flashing my foof at lorry drivers

I don't want to arrange meets when I go on holiday

I don't want to get my rocks off at work (if you knew where I work you'd understand why I really wouldn't!!!)

Ah well I'll go sit in prude corner then. "

Yeah yeah!

And all those floods that keep happening in your neck of the woods are due to 'natural causes' i suppose?

Fibber!

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Why don't we put all the so called hardened swingers in the corner and all up prudes can have the rest of the room as there seems to be more of us. "

I thought it was a circular room

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why don't we put all the so called hardened swingers in the corner and all up prudes can have the rest of the room as there seems to be more of us.

I thought it was a circular room

knights of the rotating round shag table

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Why don't we put all the so called hardened swingers in the corner and all up prudes can have the rest of the room as there seems to be more of us.

I thought it was a circular room

knights of the rotating round shag table"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll join the OP in the prude corner too.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think, just like in real life, there's a lot more talk than action. I doubt very many people sexualise the majority of their lives quite as much as they claim but it certainly makes them seem fun.

Perhaps it is the swinger equivalent of 'keeping up with the Jones' s'."

Think you could be onto something there! I also think there are a few who blur the lines between fantasy and reality as there's got to be some time for real life stuff every now and then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Reading some of the posts recently I've decided I must be the world's most boring swinger.

I don't masturbate every free second I have

I don't want go go Round getting my norks out in public

I don't want to risk causing crashing by flashing my foof at lorry drivers

I don't want to arrange meets when I go on holiday

I don't want to get my rocks off at work (if you knew where I work you'd understand why I really wouldn't!!!)

Ah well I'll go sit in prude corner then. "

Budge up..........room for one more? Oh wait didn't read the masterbate one. Sorry I don't qualify to be in the corner lol

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"Reading some of the posts recently I've decided I must be the world's most boring swinger.

I don't masturbate every free second I have

I don't want go go Round getting my norks out in public

I don't want to risk causing crashing by flashing my foof at lorry drivers

I don't want to arrange meets when I go on holiday

I don't want to get my rocks off at work (if you knew where I work you'd understand why I really wouldn't!!!)

Ah well I'll go sit in prude corner then. "

Budge up.....2 more boring ones to fit in!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Reading some of the posts recently I've decided I must be the world's most boring swinger.

I don't masturbate every free second I have

I don't want go go Round getting my norks out in public

I don't want to risk causing crashing by flashing my foof at lorry drivers

I don't want to arrange meets when I go on holiday

I don't want to get my rocks off at work (if you knew where I work you'd understand why I really wouldn't!!!)

Ah well I'll go sit in prude corner then.

Budge up.....2 more boring ones to fit in!"

theres an orgy in the prude corner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there room for a little one?

I had sex with the lights on this week. But that was the first tine in aaaaages.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm not a prude but I am in the boring category. On a par with Floro. Although, perhaps she should't be there at all as she does women! I do go to clubs but I don't do the porn star stuff.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Is there room for a little one?

I had sex with the lights on this week. But that was the first tine in aaaaages.

Out! You had sex this week.

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

can i bring some coloured clothes pegs x

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