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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

"little man in a boat"

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)

Pull through with a frosty mop!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

banging one out

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By *uton_coupleCouple
over a year ago

luton

spaniels ears

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"banging one out "

now I remember where i was before i started this

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Choking the Chicken

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By *prite128Woman
over a year ago

maidstone

what does the mop one mean ??

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

spank the monkey

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By *obbytupperMan
over a year ago

Menston near Ilkley

Throttle the Turkey

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Beat the Meat

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By *atisfy janeWoman
over a year ago

Torquay

Having a J Arthur

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Knuckle shuffle

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"spank the monkey"
thats my favourite one

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By *oobCouple
over a year ago

Netherlands

Bacon Torpedo - Lemmy

Airplane Blond ( Blond but with a black box ) - Ozzy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tackle the turkey,

charm the chicken,

whip ya wangga,

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"what does the mop one mean ??"

I've got no idea but it sounds brilliant.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Flicking the bean.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Tipping the velvet

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By *heWolfMan
over a year ago

warwickshire

Flog the log

Choking Kojak

Clubbing Flipper

Bash the Bishop

Slap the Clown

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Whilst partaking in a spot of trout tickling Henry noticed the painters were in and he was getting Mr Kipling’s finest jam fingers, so that put stop to his pervious thoughts of drinking from the fury cup at beaver valley. Glenda wasn’t too happy about have her valley of joy invaded by a porky poker or having meringue creamed either, because of the mess it made on the bed sheets. Henry made advance manoeuvres tactically advancing his lone sniper from the rear. Chocolate starfish in range, his weapon was cocked and had a round in the chamber. Fortunately no force was required as Glenda up for a bit of fun in the log cabin and gave Henry’s trouser snake a backstage pass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"box of assorted creams" referring to the recipient of a gang bang. Classic.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Whilst partaking in a spot of trout tickling Henry noticed the painters were in and he was getting Mr Kipling’s finest jam fingers, so that put stop to his pervious thoughts of drinking from the fury cup at beaver valley. Glenda wasn’t too happy about have her valley of joy invaded by a porky poker or having meringue creamed either, because of the mess it made on the bed sheets. Henry made advance manoeuvres tactically advancing his lone sniper from the rear. Chocolate starfish in range, his weapon was cocked and had a round in the chamber. Fortunately no force was required as Glenda up for a bit of fun in the log cabin and gave Henry’s trouser snake a backstage pass. "

Better than I ever dreamed possible.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Snizzel me fizzle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

going for "tea" lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Licking the lettuce

toungueing the twolips

flicking the bean

buttering the burger

licking the jam

ironing out the beef curtains

dipping the disco minge

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By *ookworm258Man
over a year ago

Wythenshawe

emptying the sack

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