FabSwingers.com forum: When you looked at yourself this morning what was the first thing you thought

By *aravancouple OP Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

God I look knackered.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when did you happen

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Handsome fucker.

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By *puk68Man
over a year ago

Morpeth

Who the fuck is that fat old bastard looking at me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeeez what happened to my hair !!!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Ooo, my hair looks good this morning. Pity it will get frizzy in the shower. I'd better just wash it as usual.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holy fuck , pass me a balaclava

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On my way to a shithole. Roll on Sunday when I got the day off.

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Who the fuck is that!

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village

There's a face for radio

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

My God that needs an iron!

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By *aravancouple OP Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

"There's a face for radio

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My tan is fading... Sod it il wear leggings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There's a face for radio

You're funny x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jeeez what happened to my hair !!!!

I don't have to worry about hair lol

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

I am beginning to look more and more like my grandad!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

my taxi came as I was half shaved(facially), I took a razor to work just in case someone noticed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You look well and truly fucked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do I have to get up .... but I think this every morning as I smash the alarm clock against the wall lol never did like the mornings or getting out of bed

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"You look well and truly fucked

Lucky you. I want one of those looks in the morning. And my hair to look as good as it did this morning.

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

Oh look, there's that spot again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God I'm hungover. Oh, FwB is here. Did we fuck?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You look well and truly fucked

Lucky you. I want one of those looks in the morning. And my hair to look as good as it did this morning.

I was doing the ouchy faces trying to brush my hair this morning and that's def not a good look

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jeeeeeze why have you got just fucked hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Jeeez what happened to my hair !!!!

Ditto

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By *Kgirl80Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

I thought that I need a good seeing to... With some wax (my eyebrows look untidy)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why is Alice Cooper looking at me?

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By *aravancouple OP Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

"Why is Alice Cooper looking at me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ugh, fatty fatty bum bum C, gotta stop having Dominos for tea three times a week! Also I really need to clean this mirror..." C x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WOW

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village

""Ugh, fatty fatty bum bum C, gotta stop having Dominos for tea three times a week! Also I really need to clean this mirror..." C x"

Your mirror's a liar!!

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

im usually thinking.. - What Time Did We Go To BED..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought I looked good...

Then realised that at half 5 in the morning my eyes probably wer'nt working at full speed

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I thought I looked good...

Then realised that at half 5 in the morning my eyes probably wer'nt working at full speed

I'm sure your eyes were fine.

I'm glad someone else thought they looked goof this morning.

I usually look my best just before I go to bed...... alone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh hell that's rough! I didn't look til 11 as it was just too painful at 7:30

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"my taxi came as I was half shaved(facially), I took a razor to work just in case someone noticed "

and did they?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope this erection goes down soon else the day will be rather embarrassing

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

I still havent looked....

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By *aravancouple OP Man
over a year ago

A Secret Hideaway In the caravan of love

"I still havent looked...."

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

No wonder you are smiling!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Who the fuck are you???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Damn.....you're working it today, girlfriend!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dam your getting old ...;)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whoah!! Jesus!! Fuck!!

I need a holiday!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

...'i thought you were meant to be 23' is what I woke up and said lol.

Then, i nearly tripped. And called myself a 'fat bastard'.

...after that, i knew i was going to have a good day lol.

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd

Did I really go outside to move my car for that skip with my mascara all under my eyes?? Wouldn't have been so bad but 2 busy buses passed and I was also in my dressing gown, cracking...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck I need a wee

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

"My God that needs an iron!"

Haha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yippeeeeeeeee!!

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By *kywatcherMan
over a year ago

Southwick

Geezer. .....

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Hellllloooooo

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

If these bags get any bigger I'll be paying excess on them!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll shave tonight and look rough during the day

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Just looked again and I have no reflection.... gulp!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hmmm, not bad ..."

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

I have managed to avoid looking in a mirror all day...good day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holy fuck i look crap,but my hair dont look bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go back to bed look very rough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not risking looking in a mirror at this time of the day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mad professor hair

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Havent got up yet and wont be checking no mirror for a few hours till my face as dropped into place so will report back then

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By *.nottsbloke..Man
over a year ago

the vale

argh its a zombie where is my crossbow ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hello and you are

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 09/11/13 07:00:25]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sexy and I know it !

Or so I sometimes like to think lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's a good job none of the sexy fabsters can see me now

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By *iss_tressWoman
over a year ago

London

You've still got a way to go before you lose that gut girl!

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By *eno_2004Man
over a year ago

Bishops Stortford

Why the hell am I up soooo early !

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By *illwill69uMan
over a year ago

moston

I need a shave!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Working in a sat morning should be illegal as I need more sleep

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck im glad I dont have go to work today.

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By *hevkevMan
over a year ago

Bradford

You were one lucky lad last night

"Big smile"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice moustache! That's what I thought.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice moustache! That's what I thought. "

Me too actually........

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Wandsworth

[Removed by poster at 09/11/13 09:04:26]

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Wandsworth

Should I shave or not

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm to scared too, I have the hang over from hell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That my entry for Movember has too much grey in it and that my skin looks a bit shit at the minute...

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By *orny69pussyCouple
over a year ago

Tonbridge

That I could look worse for my 44th Birthday!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That my entry for Movember has too much grey in it and that my skin looks a bit shit at the minute..."

1 just for men, just for beards.

2 Vaseline For men intensive care repairing moisturiser.

Simples.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That i was lucky not to smash the mirror

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

That I should have gone to the gym this morning but the prospect of just one lie in this week was too appealing!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have I died

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That my entry for Movember has too much grey in it and that my skin looks a bit shit at the minute...

1 just for men, just for beards.

2 Vaseline For men intensive care repairing moisturiser.

Simples."

As a man number two goes against all my core principles.

Where can I buy it and how much is it?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

agghhh do i have to go to work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mirror mirror on the wall...oh ok I give up, its not me again!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That my entry for Movember has too much grey in it and that my skin looks a bit shit at the minute...

1 just for men, just for beards.

2 Vaseline For men intensive care repairing moisturiser.

Simples.

As a man number two goes against all my core principles.

Where can I buy it and how much is it?...

Ha ha. Nowt wrong with looking after your skin mate. I usually get it at asda.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good morning you handsome, hunky old bastard! not quite .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh my god! Movember tash is growing! !!

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