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The NO fucking CHRISTMAS things thread.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

It says what it is, fucking hell people it ain't even half way through November, we will run out of Yuletide threads if you are not careful......no christmas stuff on here.....none, nada......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fucking love you Femme

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's in your stocking?...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank you for this thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Milk and cookies anyone?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thankyou Thankyou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Baubles!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Femmmmmmmmmmmmmm, its .........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you start prep early, it helps you have a wonderful yuletide

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

what about CLIFFmas???

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what about CLIFFmas???"

He needs his vocal chords removed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Soi here it is merry .......

Everybody's having fun....

So look to the future now....

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Obviously this thread is tongue in cheek, well it is and it isnt.....

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Soi here it is merry .......

Everybody's having fun....

So look to the future now.... "

Fuck off.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you start prep early, it helps you have a wonderful yuletide "

Festive season needs a lot of planning

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Mistletoe

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"what about CLIFFmas???

He needs his vocal chords removed "

No just his head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hmmmm, are Advent calendars, stuffed with yummy chocolates allowed?

Especially if one eats all 25 in one go?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Soi here it is merry .......

Everybody's having fun....

So look to the future now.... Fuck off."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"what about CLIFFmas???

He needs his vocal chords removed No just his head."

Yes, that would suffice I suppose!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Femmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm it's beginning ....

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


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Hmmmm, are Advent calendars, stuffed with yummy chocolates allowed?

Especially if one eats all 25 in one go?"

NO!!! Only if they are handmade chocolates and you throw the fucking advent calender away.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thank fuck!!

Its not even december!

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"If you start prep early, it helps you have a wonderful yuletide

Festive season needs a lot of planning

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Mistletoe "

You can read about stuffing birds on here 24/7

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Thank fuck!!

Its not even december! "

Its NOT even fucking halfway through fucking buggering November.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Still who do you think will win Wimbledon. I love strawberries.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If you start prep early, it helps you have a wonderful yuletide

Festive season needs a lot of planning

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Mistletoe You can read about stuffing birds on here 24/7 "

I can think of a bird I wouldn't mind stuffing *wink wink *

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"If you start prep early, it helps you have a wonderful yuletide

Festive season needs a lot of planning

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Mistletoe You can read about stuffing birds on here 24/7

I can think of a bird I wouldn't mind stuffing *wink wink * "

Ooooooh errrrrr missus.

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village


"what about CLIFFmas???

He needs his vocal chords removed "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The ex. Thing.

She had a rule of no fucking at Christmas. Though i'm now led to believe Santa got lucky one year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

thats all xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


" thats all xx"

Femme, I'll hold your coat....

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


" thats all xx

Femme, I'll hold your coat.... "

If you notice I am not rising to it......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Femmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm ... ITS BEGINNING TO ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All i'm thinking about is giving that turkey a good fisting!

...i do love a good stuffing.

Oh wait, we got aaaaages left.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4a9CKgLprQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWXKUPt7a-U

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"All i'm thinking about is giving that turkey a good fisting!

...i do love a good stuffing.

Oh wait, we got aaaaages left.

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Turkey now is it?!

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over a year ago

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q4a9CKgLprQ

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yWXKUPt7a-U

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"Thank fuck!!

Its not even december! Its NOT even fucking halfway through fucking buggering November. "

Whoa!back up there.

I'm thinking the fucking buggering November thing could really catch on.

We could have a wee jingle.

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Remember remember

Tis November

Don't just fuck her pussy

bugger her ass as welly.

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Ok!I'm also thinking,the jingle won't have to be that great to sell this idea.

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By *ts artMan
over a year ago

Londonderry


"It says what it is, fucking hell people it ain't even half way through November, we will run out of Yuletide threads if you are not careful......no christmas stuff on here.....none, nada...... "

Omg femme well said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ha says the femme with the bells!!!

Jingle bells!! X

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Thank fuck!!

Its not even december! Its NOT even fucking halfway through fucking buggering November.

Whoa!back up there.

I'm thinking the fucking buggering November thing could really catch on.

We could have a wee jingle.

.

Remember remember

Tis November

Don't just fuck her pussy

bugger her ass as welly.

.

Ok!I'm also thinking,the jingle won't have to be that great to sell this idea.

"

You just have to find a woman with a welly for a bumhole.

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By *emmefatale OP   Woman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Ha says the femme with the bells!!!

Jingle bells!! X"

They jingle when I tinkle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Great thread . For those who rejoice on the festive season, August onwards. Get a fucking life.

Keep it all within the month of December .

Super thread for a Xmas grouch like me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happy Hanukkah!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Merry Christmas everyone !!!!

Christmas cook’s guide: turkey

We've got the answers to all your turkey dilemmas this Christmas - whether it's boning the bird or how best to stuff it, we'll show you how.

How long to defrost a frozen turkey?

At a cool room temperature (no more than 17.5°C), it will take about 2 hours for every 450g.

Visit the British turkey website and click on the cooking link to find its Defrosting Calculator, which will do the maths for you.

How do I calculate the cooking time?

You can visit the British turkey website and click on the cooking link to reveal the Roasting Calculator. Key in the weight of your bird (after stuffing it), and it will give you an approximate cooking time – it’s just a guide because all ovens vary so keep an eye on it to make sure it doesn’t overcook.

Or follow this:

Small birds and crown roasts 4kg or less: 20 minutes per kilo, plus 70 minutes.

Birds over 4kg: 20 minutes per kilo, plus 90 minutes.

What’s the best way to stuff a turkey?

Don’t stuff the main body cavity of the turkey as this makes it harder for the heat to reach the very centre of the bird. This could result either in the turkey being slightly undercooked in the centre, or in the rest of the meat being overcooked as you try to cook the bird through. It’s better to stuff only the neck cavity.

Make sure the stuffing is completely cold before you use it. Also check that the main body cavity doesn’t contain the bag of giblets.

Put a whole orange or lemon, a halved onion and some herbs (bay and thyme or rosemary) into the main body cavity to add flavour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are going on about Christmas I haven't had my birthday yet and as for

Cliff effing richard aarrrgggghhhhh ok rant over

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

i like the idea of fuckng buggering november x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dear Femme,

Your punctuation was wrong. Here, I fixed it for you-

"The No fucking,

CHRISTMAS things thread"

You're welcome.

Love, Scarlet x

Jingle bells

Jinglebells

Jingle ...

All the ......

Wayyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!

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