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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

http://uknw.co.uk/warning-the-giant-huntsman-spider-is-now-in-the-uk/

Please oh please tell me it isn't true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"http://uknw.co.uk/warning-the-giant-huntsman-spider-is-now-in-the-uk/

Please oh please tell me it isn't true "

if it is I'm moving to the Antarctic

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yes, they are coming off the boats in Yarmouth!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I've seen some biggies but couldn't cope if they were any bigger, I feel sick

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

they all squish the same if you jump on em

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no problem with Spider hunting!!

But you might make it rain!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It isn't twue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My aunt was once held captive in the toilet by a huuuuuge concrete spider...honest.

It sat in front of the door and moved to match my aunts movements....

she screamed for my uncle and he comes running and opens the door and

splat !!! end of spider

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My cat just touched my foot and I screamed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My cat just touched my foot and I screamed "

your as bad as V.

she jumped when the dog walked in the room.

like a spider is gonna be as big as a bleedin dog lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being a country bumpkin we get some huge spiders round here. I actually heard one walking on the carpet the other day!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Never mind the spiders, we got the Beast Of Bodmin to contend with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My cat just touched my foot and I screamed

your as bad as V.

she jumped when the dog walked in the room.

like a spider is gonna be as big as a bleedin dog lol"

Giant camel spider! I once shot one in Iraq, scary bastard things....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An old friend (south african) used to live in the traansvaal...

While playing around the vines (he was 5) his foot went down a hole and when he pulled it out...It was stuck in the middle of a huuuuuge spider (cant remember the type)

It looked like a novelty slipper

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My cat just touched my foot and I screamed

your as bad as V.

she jumped when the dog walked in the room.

like a spider is gonna be as big as a bleedin dog lol"

lol depends if its a Yorkie

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"An old friend (south african) used to live in the traansvaal...

While playing around the vines (he was 5) his foot went down a hole and when he pulled it out...It was stuck in the middle of a huuuuuge spider (cant remember the type)

It looked like a novelty slipper "

How did he not die from heart failure?

Got out of the shower, wrapped the towel round me and a huge house spider was on my tit! I fell backwards and cracked my head on the tiles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An old friend (south african) used to live in the traansvaal...

While playing around the vines (he was 5) his foot went down a hole and when he pulled it out...It was stuck in the middle of a huuuuuge spider (cant remember the type)

It looked like a novelty slipper

How did he not die from heart failure?

Got out of the shower, wrapped the towel round me and a huge house spider was on my tit! I fell backwards and cracked my head on the tiles."

They were used to them, the spider lived in the hole waiting for its prey to walk past and GOTCHAAAAAAAAA

only that big fooker wasnt gonna do that again.......

Oh and i hope you didnt crack any tiles.

oops

seriously....hope you ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My cat just touched my foot and I screamed

your as bad as V.

she jumped when the dog walked in the room.

like a spider is gonna be as big as a bleedin dog lol

lol depends if its a Yorkie "

he is a big bleedin hairy pikanese(sp)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"An old friend (south african) used to live in the traansvaal...

While playing around the vines (he was 5) his foot went down a hole and when he pulled it out...It was stuck in the middle of a huuuuuge spider (cant remember the type)

It looked like a novelty slipper

How did he not die from heart failure?

Got out of the shower, wrapped the towel round me and a huge house spider was on my tit! I fell backwards and cracked my head on the tiles.

They were used to them, the spider lived in the hole waiting for its prey to walk past and GOTCHAAAAAAAAA

only that big fooker wasnt gonna do that again.......

Oh and i hope you didnt crack any tiles.

oops

seriously....hope you ok "

I can laugh about it now, but at the time I was crying my eyes out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An old friend (south african) used to live in the traansvaal...

While playing around the vines (he was 5) his foot went down a hole and when he pulled it out...It was stuck in the middle of a huuuuuge spider (cant remember the type)

It looked like a novelty slipper

How did he not die from heart failure?

Got out of the shower, wrapped the towel round me and a huge house spider was on my tit! I fell backwards and cracked my head on the tiles."

jammy fekkin spider. 8 hands to cop a feel lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An old friend (south african) used to live in the traansvaal...

While playing around the vines (he was 5) his foot went down a hole and when he pulled it out...It was stuck in the middle of a huuuuuge spider (cant remember the type)

It looked like a novelty slipper

How did he not die from heart failure?

Got out of the shower, wrapped the towel round me and a huge house spider was on my tit! I fell backwards and cracked my head on the tiles.

They were used to them, the spider lived in the hole waiting for its prey to walk past and GOTCHAAAAAAAAA

only that big fooker wasnt gonna do that again.......

Oh and i hope you didnt crack any tiles.

oops

seriously....hope you ok

I can laugh about it now, but at the time I was crying my eyes out "

awwwwwwwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"An old friend (south african) used to live in the traansvaal...

While playing around the vines (he was 5) his foot went down a hole and when he pulled it out...It was stuck in the middle of a huuuuuge spider (cant remember the type)

It looked like a novelty slipper

How did he not die from heart failure?

Got out of the shower, wrapped the towel round me and a huge house spider was on my tit! I fell backwards and cracked my head on the tiles."

I'm trying to decide whether I should feel sorry for you because you hurt yourself, laugh because I like slapstick comedy or high five the spider for having a ride on your boobs!

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By *ornieandhotCouple
over a year ago

Peterborough

I wasn't keen on them until I worked with tarantulas

They are so fragile

Worked with ones the size of a dinner plate

One of those horrible ones with the little round bodies and long legs that you get in the house I'm still off lol

D x

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

I feel itchy even at the mention of the S word!

Ruby (obviously- Master is brave!)

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By *uicybum62Woman
over a year ago

leeds

ha ha love this my son who his 22 6 4 shit scared of spiders runs a mile lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I had the last laugh, sprayed the bastard with bleach

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

As with many things in life, size matters. I have no fear of the things up to a couple of inches across and come across them all the time in lofts and under floors (electrician), where my attitude is live and let live, but if faced by something both substantial and potentially dangerous, that may be different!

Master

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

Right now i appear to have a mutantly large fly buzzing round my room, give me a spider rather than that anyday!

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By *ILLY aka SirslagWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Prince Bishops

sooo glad im up north even in my rural surrounds have only seen 4 or 5 all year and they wernt that big .... being short sighted also helps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's it then shotgun at the ready if they are that bloody big, I'd better stock up on cartridges ready for the attack of the giant spiders.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We also have FALSE black widow spider.see these around 3 a week.plus zebra spider.were told that funnel spider will be here within 2 years.as I do pest control in central London were in contact with lots of these especially in China town.if your not sure put a glass on it and call a pest company

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats the bugger......

the one me mate stuck his foot in....the funnel web spider

I couldnt remember the fffing nam

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

what about that story about someone buying bananas that has spiders in, without knowing of course, and note they're house is infested with them. I won't be buying bananas for a while

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