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By *onnie and John OP   Couple
over a year ago

andover

hi all, just read a couples profile,

no joke,,

"have small dick but 17 stones to push it in with"

anyone read a more funny one? ,Connie

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

I read em all the time iv seen some belter an love the funny 1s

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's nice to know a guy can rely on his missus to jump up n down on his back eh!

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By *uietlyKinkyUsCouple
over a year ago

midlands

I only look at the odd forum poster profile but bussy's were always excellent

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts


"I only look at the odd forum poster profile but bussy's were always excellent "

what happened to him ... is he ok ?? used to talk alot of sense

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village


"hi all, just read a couples profile,

no joke,,

"have small dick but 17 stones to push it in with"

anyone read a more funny one? ,Connie "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I only look at the odd forum poster profile but bussy's were always excellent

what happened to him ... is he ok ?? used to talk alot of sense"

thats why he had to go away........

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts

someone (user no longer on site admin ) had one saying my dick is the length of 2 argos pens, i am now banned from argos

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)


"someone (user no longer on site admin ) had one saying my dick is the length of 2 argos pens, i am now banned from argos"

Is that the New standard measuring device,,;-);-)

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By *ichaelangelaCouple
over a year ago

notts


"someone (user no longer on site admin ) had one saying my dick is the length of 2 argos pens, i am now banned from argos

Is that the New standard measuring device,,;-);-)"

no. you have to go to the bookies now... argos are stopping the pens allegedly

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

On a different site I saw a profile that said, "no TVs CDs MP3s etc."

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By *onnie and John OP   Couple
over a year ago

andover


"someone (user no longer on site admin ) had one saying my dick is the length of 2 argos pens, i am now banned from argos

Is that the New standard measuring device,,;-);-)"

we use the sky buttons as a standard measure, surprisingly most guys think there are above average , connie

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"someone (user no longer on site admin ) had one saying my dick is the length of 2 argos pens, i am now banned from argos

Is that the New standard measuring device,,;-);-)

we use the sky buttons as a standard measure, surprisingly most guys think there are above average , connie "

i would imagine so if you measure by the size of the buttons on a sky remote.

even mine is bigger than one of those lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I find if you measure it against the tins you get on aeroplanes it can look quite impressive .. just saying x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been told mines funny. Have a gander

(yes, this is in fact, a 'look at me' post)

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By *uietlyKinkyUsCouple
over a year ago

midlands


"I only look at the odd forum poster profile but bussy's were always excellent

what happened to him ... is he ok ?? used to talk alot of sense"

I dunno, he was here when I left but not when I came back

Same as Julie though, I had a message in my inbox then poof 'user no longer on site' guess they know where to find us

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I like the funny and creative ones. They stand out more than the standard ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

one that said he liked women with curves in all the wrong places, i thought thats ok then.

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