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By *GR2014 OP   Man
over a year ago

England

When one person places cling film over their mouth, whilst the other shits, ejaculates and pisses in the cling film. The guy then shoves his erect penis through the film, giving the reciever a "hot meal"

This is one of many strange sexual acts in the urban dictionary!!! Anyone here done this or anything equity as strange?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

And I wish I never opened this well concealed delight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And I wish I never opened this well concealed delight "

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester


"And I wish I never opened this well concealed delight "

feckinel your not alone ewwwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

heading to the loo to throw up!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"And I wish I never opened this well concealed delight "

I actually just retched

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

OP shame on you for tricking us into thinking we were going to be reading about a scrummy culinary experience.

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By *GR2014 OP   Man
over a year ago

England


"OP shame on you for tricking us into thinking we were going to be reading about a scrummy culinary experience. "

I just wondered if people actually did this shit(pun) Theres so many in the urban dictionary anouther!!!

Birmingham booty call

Put your woman's cell phone on vibrate, stick it up her ass, and as you are having sex, call her phone, have her shit it out, answer it, and talk dirty to you as you cum on her face.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good god

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OP shame on you for tricking us into thinking we were going to be reading about a scrummy culinary experience.

I just wondered if people actually did this shit(pun) Theres so many in the urban dictionary anouther!!!

Birmingham booty call

Put your woman's cell phone on vibrate, stick it up her ass, and as you are having sex, call her phone, have her shit it out, answer it, and talk dirty to you as you cum on her face.

"

And now I don't know why I'm laughing

Hell you peeps do what you like I'm sticking with missionary

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By *GR2014 OP   Man
over a year ago

England


"OP shame on you for tricking us into thinking we were going to be reading about a scrummy culinary experience.

I just wondered if people actually did this shit(pun) Theres so many in the urban dictionary anouther!!!

Birmingham booty call

Put your woman's cell phone on vibrate, stick it up her ass, and as you are having sex, call her phone, have her shit it out, answer it, and talk dirty to you as you cum on her face.

And now I don't know why I'm laughing

Hell you peeps do what you like I'm sticking with missionary "

Cleveland Steamer

The cleveland steamer is far more specific than the listings I have seen here. A sexual act by nature (fetish) the cleveland steamer is when one person craps on another person's chest and (very important) then sits down and rocks back and forth like a steam roller.

What you all had for breakfast lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

merry xmas BARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRF!!!!!!!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Some 1 please tell me why I keep coming back in here ffs im with 2innotts. Sick sick an more sick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Holy fuck!!!!

Feeling a tad queasy now

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By *rivate auditionsMan
over a year ago

West Midlands


"And I wish I never opened this well concealed delight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I opened this thread after reading about apple and parsnip soup, thinking it was about meal ideas !!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When one person places cling film over their mouth, whilst the other shits, ejaculates and pisses in the cling film. The guy then shoves his erect penis through the film, giving the reciever a "hot meal"

This is one of many strange sexual acts in the urban dictionary!!! Anyone here done this or anything equity as strange? "

ITS not a sexual fetish is it??

ITs a mental health issue surely, like having a penchant for fucking animals or kids.

They're clearly touched IMO

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When one person places cling film over their mouth, whilst the other shits, ejaculates and pisses in the cling film. The guy then shoves his erect penis through the film, giving the reciever a "hot meal"

This is one of many strange sexual acts in the urban dictionary!!! Anyone here done this or anything equity as strange?

ITS not a sexual fetish is it??

ITs a mental health issue surely, like having a penchant for fucking animals or kids.

They're clearly touched IMO "

Dirt and filth, is not illegal, so completely different, anything between 2 consenting adults is a fetish, not a crime.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"When one person places cling film over their mouth, whilst the other shits, ejaculates and pisses in the cling film. The guy then shoves his erect penis through the film, giving the reciever a "hot meal"

This is one of many strange sexual acts in the urban dictionary!!! Anyone here done this or anything equity as strange?

ITS not a sexual fetish is it??

ITs a mental health issue surely, like having a penchant for fucking animals or kids.

They're clearly touched IMO

Dirt and filth, is not illegal, so completely different, anything between 2 consenting adults is a fetish, not a crime."

I didn't say they were criminals like nonces, I said they were equally touched. IMO of course

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I swear people just make some sick shit up, give it a name and then slap it on Urban Dictionary.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck it, I'm going to make something up and put on there and wait for a thread to pop up in here about it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Am in hysterics

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In any case I find the first post from you OP very prejudiced against other body emitting holes. I mean while you're at it why not chuck some snot and war wax in for good measures

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

The Magician

A man stands on one foot whilst using his other foot to anally violate his partner, at the same time as wanking onto the back of their head which has a Paul Daniels mask on.

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By *GR2014 OP   Man
over a year ago

England


"In any case I find the first post from you OP very prejudiced against other body emitting holes. I mean while you're at it why not chuck some snot and war wax in for good measures

"

Ok then here goes in the words of Aladdin your wish is my command

Vantucky Snot Rocket

A sexual act between a man and a woman occurring in the city of Vancouver, WA (also known as Vantucky). When the man indicates he is close to climax, the woman assumes a position on her knees and begins fellatio to help him through said climax. At the instant of climax, however, the man simultaneously grabs a handful of hair of the unsuspecting woman (to restrict mobility), pulls out of her mouth and deftly guides the tip of his penis so the urethra is aimed directly up one of her two nostrils. He then releases a magnificent stream of ejaculate into her nasal cavity. The woman then instinctively attempts to evacuate the ejaculate from her nostril by holding the empty nostril shut and blowing forcefully through the "plugged" nostril, blowing the semen out much like a traditional snot rocket.

Blame the Canadians for this one!!!!

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By *GR2014 OP   Man
over a year ago

England


"The Magician

A man stands on one foot whilst using his other foot to anally violate his partner, at the same time as wanking onto the back of their head which has a Paul Daniels mask on."

Now that's magic (in the words of Paul Daniels himself)

& your going to like it... Not allot!!!!

Also thinking like in the gameshow every second counts

Oh well that's covered that... Poor Debbie McGee!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I opened this thread after reading about apple and parsnip soup, thinking it was about meal ideas !!!!"

Me too

I had me pen handy and everything

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

Remember reading about this in a book.

French prostitutes extra special blow job.

Come in the mouth, snort the sperm into the nose.

Blow nose and thus sperm onto the outstretched tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Remember reading about this in a book.

French prostitutes extra special blow job.

Come in the mouth, snort the sperm into the nose.

Blow nose and thus sperm onto the outstretched tongue

"

I wont have the porridge this morning thanks

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