FabSwingers.com forum: jumping threw hoops

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Why do most of the woman on here try an make lads jump threw hoops for a meet, all the stupid rules they have make me laugh, your pussy isn't made of gold and I bet u don't even fuck like a porn star ha

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Because some lads are stupid w tough to do it. Don't hate the women who ask hate them men who think with their cock lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I just think some of the woman go over the top with rules

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just think some of the woman go over the top with rules "

That sounds like the words of someone who can not get a meet

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By *icboyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Follow the rules not your cock...and you will be fine...it's their body you are after so they will have hoops that you will need to skip right into...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My cock is feeding the hens this morning; - just thought I'd add a rural twist to the thread, sorry

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Because some lads are stupid w tough to do it. Don't hate the women who ask hate them men who think with their cock lol"

Fuck me so couldn't of put it any better myself. If I've learnt anything from this on other sites like it it im sorry to say this lads but blokes on the whole are fucking stupid when they are on the sniff an funny as fuck to watch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because women are generally kept down by society and family, on a sex site they can dream and fantasise about being special, and its an ego trip obviously, and guys are desperate enough to go along with it, full balls = empty head.

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford

Every person is allowed to make whatever rules they want with regards to their own bodies. You are only winding yourself up so just relax and keep looking till you find the ones that better suit you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Picks up hula hoop.. Now jump !!!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"I just think some of the woman go over the top with rules "

Some women have to because they get a lot of idiots hassling them. Some women want to because it makes them feel superior making men do what they want because they can.

Just laugh at the ones with too many rules for you and move on.

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By *he devil wears pradaWoman
over a year ago

gosport ish

"I just think some of the woman go over the top with rules

That sounds like the words of someone who can not get a meet"
Indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you don't like some women's rules move onto next profile. But publicly slating women as you have won't improve your chances any. You had a point to make and that's fair enough but I dislike the last comments OP a lot.

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By *he devil wears pradaWoman
over a year ago

gosport ish

"Why do most of the woman on here try an make lads jump threw hoops for a meet, all the stupid rules they have make me laugh, your pussy isn't made of gold and I bet u don't even fuck like a porn star ha "
They are not rules. They are requests and preferences which we all have. It's easy to figure out though look closer to home and only contact that match what your looking for, and if they have got 'rules' on their profile pass them by and leave others to use the site as they wish to do

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Because women are generally kept down by society and family, on a sex site they can dream and fantasise about being special, and its an ego trip obviously, and guys are desperate enough to go along with it, full balls = empty head."

I've never been kept down by society or family the only time I've been kept down is my own doing...my fanny is special to me and i will not open my legs to just anyone...im on a sex site yes but that does not mean i lower my standards to have sex....I have no rules i just have dignity and standards...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yes I understand all that, I seen a ladys profile on here the other day, saying if you don't have white trainers on when we meet then I will leave, I mean stupid rules like that, its not a fashion website

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

because there are mugs onhere that`ll go to the ends of the earth

but the mugs are getting the meets

so who are the real mugs

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

"I just think some of the woman go over the top with rules "

Don't meet them then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes I understand all that, I seen a ladys profile on here the other day, saying if you don't have white trainers on when we meet then I will leave, I mean stupid rules like that, its not a fashion website"

So maybe she was taking the piss out of other profiles with silly demands or maybe she has a fetish. That's one profile OP move onto the next!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just think some of the woman go over the top with rules

That sounds like the words of someone who can not get a meet Indeed

There are several Ladies on Fab that I would quiet happily jump through hoops ot get a meet with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rules are made to be broken .......but these damn hoops can be fiddly to saw through at times.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

being a scouser, that wouldn't be a problem! and the shell suit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some men have Crufts syndrome women like to exploit this don't fall into the trap.

Did the white trainers have to be clean?

Does she allow white socks?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It would be a problem I only wear black ones, but being a scouser I would always go out and rob a pair of white 1s ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think your bang on.....there is a huge difference between preferences and aggressive shouty profiles that go on and on....no one is here to do anyone a favour. We all deserve respect, men and women .....no one is better than the next person and yes, some women get pestered but I suggest they move on without the need to publicly slate men on their profile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I haven't been on here that long but I have come to realise very quickly that it's THE WOMAN WHO RULE ON THIS SITE . This is NOT a site for us single guys to find lots of easy shags , but it is a site where even average looking woman can literally have there pick of hundreds of guys . Unless you accept that fact , this site will fuck your head up .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yes it doesn't mean because they been treated bad by 1 fella that they have to take it out on every other fella

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"It would be a problem I only wear black ones, but being a scouser I would always go out and rob a pair of white 1s ha"

that so made me laff nice 1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone fancy a morning quicky?

.......just asking.....

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Yes it doesn't mean because they been treated bad by 1 fella that they have to take it out on every other fella"

Yep your so right but its the way it is mate. I know for me it's the bad eggs that stick in your mind an as wrong as it is its the bad 1s that change you because of the damage they course to you. Sad but true

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto

*munches popcorn*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

is expecting a man to be very clean, have short fingernails, use condoms be polite, not too stupid, asking to much?

i dont think so.

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By *D40Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Interesting. As a straight woman & part of a couple I don't look at sgl women. Am intrigued now. Our profile has me listing what I don't want in a man. Does that come across as rules?

Julie x

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Anyone fancy a morning quicky?

.......just asking.....

ohhh go on then you smooth talking devil you

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Interesting. As a straight woman & part of a couple I don't look at sgl women. Am intrigued now. Our profile has me listing what I don't want in a man. Does that come across as rules?

Julie x"

give us a sec an I'll tell ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I haven't been on here that long but I have come to realise very quickly that it's THE WOMAN WHO RULE ON THIS SITE . This is NOT a site for us single guys to find lots of easy shags , but it is a site where even average looking woman can literally have their pick of hundreds of guys . Unless you accept that fact , this site will fuck your head up . "
Yes men outnumber women on here so woman can be picky . If women outnumber men here it would be very different. All a numbers game really .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nobody has ever jumped through a hoop for me, I must be doing something wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

one mans definition of hoop, is another mans definition of poop

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Interesting. As a straight woman & part of a couple I don't look at sgl women. Am intrigued now. Our profile has me listing what I don't want in a man. Does that come across as rules?

Julie x

give us a sec an I'll tell ya "

no looks good to me. Really don't think your few likes an dislikes are what the ops talking about. Some of them just go on an an yours is nothing like that

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Nobody has ever jumped through a hoop for me, I must be doing something wrong

or you just didn't notice

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 08/11/13 09:03:44]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My advice to you guys that find us ladies are too much hard , too much hassle blah blah blah is stop being tight fisted bastards. If all you want is a hassle free quick shag, get your credit cards out and go down your local whore house.

You will find the ladies very obliging.

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

I don't agree that most do, just some. And they do it because they can, there will always be those desperate enough to say 'how high' when the woman says 'jump'.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My advice to you guys that find us ladies are too much hard , too much hassle blah blah blah is stop being tight fisted bastards. If all you want is a hassle free quick shag, get your credit cards out and go down your local whore house.

You will find the ladies very obliging.

Thats a very good idea.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You will find the ladies very obliging.

dont even have to wash ur cock...allegedly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You will find the ladies very obliging.

"
lolol made me smile xxxx yes maybe why a lot are here free sex .

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

You will find the ladies very obliging.

And they'll fuck like a porn star

One eye on the clock

Not really enjoying it

Only doing it for the money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would like to say at this point we mostly meet single guys. We expect nothing than them travelling to us ( with clean cock

) and they get the utmost respect from us because when we play everyone is equal.

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

don't jump, no one is pushing you.

good luck for the future

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Preferences work as a filter. I suspect the women that you have such a low opinion of are relieved that their preferences have deterred someone with such an ugly sense of entitlement from contacing them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nobody has ever jumped through a hoop for me, I must be doing something wrong

or you just didn't notice

I'm quite observant

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By *eareenaCouple
over a year ago

Rockford

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you fuck like a porn star hands up . lol

on a good day I can ..

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Nobody has ever jumped through a hoop for me, I must be doing something wrong

or you just didn't notice

I'm quite observant

I beg to differ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nobody has ever jumped through a hoop for me, I must be doing something wrong

or you just didn't notice

I'm quite observant

I beg to differ

Been winking at me again have you :p

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"If you fuck like a porn star hands up . lol

on a good day I can ..

falls on my back an throws both arms an legs in the air

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would like to say at this point we mostly meet single guys. We expect nothing than them travelling to us ( with clean cock

) and they get the utmost respect from us because when we play everyone is equal. "

dont u offer a cheese removal service?..I can pay an extra 50p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You will find the ladies very obliging.

'Hmmmmmmmmmm' - sounds like a much cheaper option...... 'Lidl for me today it is, then!'

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Nobody has ever jumped through a hoop for me, I must be doing something wrong

or you just didn't notice

I'm quite observant

I beg to differ

Been winking at me again have you :p "

wink me na im not that subtle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would like to say at this point we mostly meet single guys. We expect nothing than them travelling to us ( with clean cock

) and they get the utmost respect from us because when we play everyone is equal.

dont u offer a cheese removal service?..I can pay an extra 50p"

We do but it would be more than 50p I'm afraid to cover the cost and water consumed by the high pressure jet washer.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well Done

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By *teveanddebsCouple
over a year ago

Norwich

"I would like to say at this point we mostly meet single guys. We expect nothing than them travelling to us ( with clean cock

) and they get the utmost respect from us because when we play everyone is equal.

dont u offer a cheese removal service?..I can pay an extra 50p

We do but it would be more than 50p I'm afraid to cover the cost and water consumed by the high pressure jet washer.

If you use a wire brush and Dettol you can probably get the price down to 50p

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would like to say at this point we mostly meet single guys. We expect nothing than them travelling to us ( with clean cock

) and they get the utmost respect from us because when we play everyone is equal.

dont u offer a cheese removal service?..I can pay an extra 50p

We do but it would be more than 50p I'm afraid to cover the cost and water consumed by the high pressure jet washer.

If you use a wire brush and Dettol you can probably get the price down to 50p

ok!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've broken some of my own rules as op puts it. Where are these men who jump through hoops for women?

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By *izzy RascallMan
over a year ago

Cardiff

Hate the game - Not the players.

Word

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Car wash, talking about the car wash girl, - come on & sing it to me.........."

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By *risky_MareWoman
over a year ago

...Up on the Downs

Yes it is. I can understand why people get defensive on a site like this - and some people find aggression the best form of defense. Some men have learned how to 'handle' that to get what they want. Some will not collude with it and walk on by. I'd rather meet the latter guy anyway!

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

waves madly in the sea of poor singles lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

waves madly in the sea of poor singles lmao

Full of seamen, those singles out at sea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Guys Guys Guys.

don't waste your time with women,

any hole is a goal

My hoop is very tight

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Guys Guys Guys.

don't waste your time with women,

any hole is a goal

My hoop is very tight

thanks an each to there own an all that but its a big fat no thanks from this guy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

LMFAO

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

People can ask / demand for whatever they like on their profile.

Same as others can choose whether to contact them or not.

If you dont like someones rules or demands then ignore them and move along to the next profile.

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

lolol @ white trainers

To the OP, there are some profiles that sound very demanding, at least it gives you a choice of who to avoid if you don't like those type of profiles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually because they can.

And I know a few golden pussies on here

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By *kin BohnerMan
over a year ago

derby

Has the hoop landed after the woman threw it or are you expected to jump through it in mid flight!

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Yes it doesn't mean because they been treated bad by 1 fella that they have to take it out on every other fella"

But once bitten twice shy.

So after getting threatening abusive calls and messages I don't give my number to anyone until after we've met.

As for giving my address, well the threats of a gang of men turning up at my house to show me "what it's like with real men" made me a smidgeon cautious...

I've met some fantastic, trustworthy men through this site and others, but the internet is the natural home of the weirdo so caution is always wise - just read the sites own advice for first meets.

(ps: may I make it clear that my threatening, stalked freak was from another site and non of the messages were sent on here).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes it doesn't mean because they been treated bad by 1 fella that they have to take it out on every other fella."

but thats life.

V treated me like crap when we first started out because blokes before were wankers.

i didnt trust her because my ex took that trust away.

people have baggage and deal with the next person so they dont have to deal with the same old shit again.

if you dont like it then try stopping all the men in the world that treat women badly.

and seeings as that aint gonna happen live with it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sometimes think that some guys.not all

Join sites like this , with no knowledge of "swinging"

Thinking its an easier way of getting a shag.

Yet on the whole, i would say its a harder way for the majority of single guys.

Those with some knowledge, understand that and go that extra mile to adhere to the rules

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

white trainers

i like trainers but one man came to see me wearing dirty old scruffy trainers.

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By *aisy100Woman
over a year ago

wakefield

I kind of understand what he means, ive come across a few profiles of single women who profile should have been on a dating site ( although I would have thought they would get less replies )

To me, asking to be taken out to be wined and dined before making a deciding if to play is over the top but I guess they get away with it because some men will do this, and dont forget some will probably prefer this option too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I just think some of the woman go over the top with rules

Some women have to because they get a lot of idiots hassling them. Some women want to because it makes them feel superior making men do what they want because they can.

Just laugh at the ones with too many rules for you and move on. "

Well said

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"don't jump, no one is pushing you.

good luck for the future

If you think the rules are too much then move onto the the next one who's rules will hopefully be more realistic

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By *D40Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Interesting. As a straight woman & part of a couple I don't look at sgl women. Am intrigued now. Our profile has me listing what I don't want in a man. Does that come across as rules?

Julie x

give us a sec an I'll tell ya

Thanks. Feedback is appreciated x

no looks good to me. Really don't think your few likes an dislikes are what the ops talking about. Some of them just go on an an yours is nothing like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hahaha so true, the list of demands are outrageous, and when you have a look at the pic of the woman, the way she looks (at time trying to fit into a size 12 when she's a 20 or similar) the background of the photo (some real bloody tips and pi sty's) and the grammar that they use etc i think hmmm, just because your willing to open your legs and suck cock do you really think that that makes you some catch??

Flame suit on and waiting for the flaming to start

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Picks up hula hoop.. Now jump !!!

Lol

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

........... but no one is holding a gun to your head saying you have to do them all!!

you have enough free will that if you decide not to... move on... simple as!!

maybe the issue is that there are enough people that will sacifice their own self dignity in the search for a legover, after all... if no one replied, they wouldn't do it!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Plenty more rats in the sewer as they say , just move on and find the next one,

When we are looking for a guy for her , we can afford to be picky and plenty of guys we would choose would not ever get the chance because there are not enough women on here to meet him.

We do 50/50 perhaps of more girls played easier the guys would get more with her

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By *wingerdelightCouple
over a year ago

eastliegh

We have been on this site for around five years off and on and have found a majority of men join up expecting instashag. So bombard people with mail if they match the profile or not. So if people have a long list of wants and youddon't fit then move on simple. Just because you are on a swinging site does not mean you will get a meet. Just like the real world. People are aloud to be picky

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

If I am going to allow a man access to the INSIDE of my body you are damned right there will be some fecking rules!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good luck to the OP!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good luck to the OP!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Women have what us Blokes want so can and should be picky, As a General rule we all have certain Types we go for don't we ?

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