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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

'Do you deliver' ???

I don't normally laugh at cheesy lines but this one made the corners of my mouth ever so slightly turn up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It would be kinda cool though if you could just pick from a menu, wait 30 mins and then have a bit if hot stuff turn up on your door

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It would be kinda cool though if you could just pick from a menu, wait 30 mins and then have a bit if hot stuff turn up on your door"

You could be on to something with that

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By *unloversCouple
over a year ago

rotherham

How brilliant would that be

I could just fit one in before I go to work

That would make my day

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

With a guarantee?

On your doorstep in 30 minutes and hot or its free.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How brilliant would that be

I could just fit one in before I go to work

That would make my day

xx"

Or late at night when you can't sleep

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"With a guarantee?

On your doorstep in 30 minutes and hot or its free."

Yikes it would be free anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"With a guarantee?

On your doorstep in 30 minutes and hot or its free.

Yikes it would be free anyway

Of course, also as extra they xukd bring nice stuff like chocs, alcohol or whatever your vice is

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"With a guarantee?

On your doorstep in 30 minutes and hot or its free.

Yikes it would be free anyway

Of course, also as extra they xukd bring nice stuff like chocs, alcohol or whatever your vice is"

Condoms

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It would be kinda cool though if you could just pick from a menu, wait 30 mins and then have a bit if hot stuff turn up on your door"

Well you can. It's called and escort agency

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It would be kinda cool though if you could just pick from a menu, wait 30 mins and then have a bit if hot stuff turn up on your door

Well you can. It's called and escort agency

Well yes .. but as this is a ' fantasy' thread Id say we would have a list of our own ' call a shag' men

Already picked from here of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

ooooo I may compile a list - and have auditions

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By *lleyCat1969Man
over a year ago

Folkestone

BOGOF?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"BOGOF?"

We aren't buying !! ... I can see the logic however

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How brilliant would that be

I could just fit one in before I go to work

That would make my day

xx"

This would be the joys of legalised prostitution!! And the people doing the job would get a pension, and holidays .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

8",,,10",,,12" 0r the full 14",cheese optional

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It would be kinda cool though if you could just pick from a menu, wait 30 mins and then have a bit if hot stuff turn up on your door"

I might just nip down to Halfiax and see if i can get a loan to start my very own business.

...it should kick off shall it not?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It would be kinda cool though if you could just pick from a menu, wait 30 mins and then have a bit if hot stuff turn up on your door"

Errr Hello !!! You can, but it will cost you £300 and hour

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How brilliant would that be

I could just fit one in before I go to work

That would make my day

This would be the joys of legalised prostitution!! And the people doing the job would get a pension, and holidays .

Oooo sick pay too ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"8",,,10",,,12" 0r the full 14",cheese optional

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It would be kinda cool though if you could just pick from a menu, wait 30 mins and then have a bit if hot stuff turn up on your door

I might just nip down to Halfiax and see if i can get a loan to start my very own business.

...it should kick off shall it not?

I reckon so

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It would be kinda cool though if you could just pick from a menu, wait 30 mins and then have a bit if hot stuff turn up on your door

Errr Hello !!! You can, but it will cost you £300 and hour

Nooooooooo ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"How brilliant would that be

I could just fit one in before I go to work

That would make my day

This would be the joys of legalised prostitution!! And the people doing the job would get a pension, and holidays .

Oooo sick pay too ??"

And sick pay! yes! ... what a world to live in

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

"How brilliant would that be

I could just fit one in before I go to work

That would make my day

This would be the joys of legalised prostitution!! And the people doing the job would get a pension, and holidays .

Oooo sick pay too ??"

Depends how sick you want it, that always costs extra lol

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By *Kgirl80Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

"ooooo I may compile a list - and have auditions

Please may I help?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How brilliant would that be

I could just fit one in before I go to work

That would make my day

This would be the joys of legalised prostitution!! And the people doing the job would get a pension, and holidays .

Oooo sick pay too ??

And sick pay! yes! ... what a world to live in"

Want an audition ??

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"How brilliant would that be

I could just fit one in before I go to work

That would make my day

This would be the joys of legalised prostitution!! And the people doing the job would get a pension, and holidays .

Oooo sick pay too ??

Depends how sick you want it, that always costs extra lol

Hahahaha .. Im too vanilla for sick

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ooooo I may compile a list - and have auditions

Please may I help?!

Help me compile a list or audition them

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By *Kgirl80Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

"ooooo I may compile a list - and have auditions

Please may I help?!

Help me compile a list or audition them

I think both would be fun, but I think auditions would please me the most

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It would be kinda cool though if you could just pick from a menu, wait 30 mins and then have a bit if hot stuff turn up on your door

You could be on to something with that

im going on dragons den with the idea now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ooooo I may compile a list - and have auditions

Please may I help?!

Help me compile a list or audition them

I think you're well done already

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ooooo I may compile a list - and have auditions

Please may I help?!

Help me compile a list or audition them

I think both would be fun, but I think auditions would please me the most

Hop on board then .. we shall audition

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It would be kinda cool though if you could just pick from a menu, wait 30 mins and then have a bit if hot stuff turn up on your door

You could be on to something with that

im going on dragons den with the idea now "

You cant I came up with it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ooooo I may compile a list - and have auditions

Please may I help?!

Help me compile a list or audition them

I think you're well done already

Well done with what ... a list or auditions ??

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By *Kgirl80Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

"ooooo I may compile a list - and have auditions

Please may I help?!

Help me compile a list or audition them

I think both would be fun, but I think auditions would please me the most

Hop on board then .. we shall audition

Excellent

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ooooo I may compile a list - and have auditions

Please may I help?!

Help me compile a list or audition them

I think both would be fun, but I think auditions would please me the most

Hop on board then .. we shall audition

Excellent

Wooooooooop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It would be kinda cool though if you could just pick from a menu, wait 30 mins and then have a bit if hot stuff turn up on your door

You could be on to something with that

im going on dragons den with the idea now

You cant I came up with it

you will need some help selling it we could give them a live display

can you put me down as the TONGUE under the light bites section

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It would be kinda cool though if you could just pick from a menu, wait 30 mins and then have a bit if hot stuff turn up on your door

You could be on to something with that

im going on dragons den with the idea now

You cant I came up with it

you will need some help selling it we could give them a live display

can you put me down as the TONGUE under the light bites section

Oh sweet lord

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ooooo I may compile a list - and have auditions

Please may I help?!

Help me compile a list or audition them

I think you're well done already

Well done with what ... a list or auditions ??"

Ha! Smart arse!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It would be kinda cool though if you could just pick from a menu, wait 30 mins and then have a bit if hot stuff turn up on your door

You could be on to something with that

im going on dragons den with the idea now

You cant I came up with it

you will need some help selling it we could give them a live display

can you put me down as the TONGUE under the light bites section

Oh sweet lord

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ooooo I may compile a list - and have auditions

Please may I help?!

Help me compile a list or audition them

I think you're well done already

Well done with what ... a list or auditions ??

Ha! Smart arse!

Yes Im smart we have established that .. but what do you mean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

..where do i audition?

I have my socks sorted already.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"ooooo I may compile a list - and have auditions

Please may I help?!

Help me compile a list or audition them

I think you're well done already

Well done with what ... a list or auditions ??

Ha! Smart arse!

Yes Im smart we have established that .. but what do you mean

You've already auditioned me I think I passed!

Anyone onwards are sub-par! Maha!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"..where do i audition?

I have my socks sorted already.

Socks ?? sweet Jesus

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

"8",,,10",,,12" 0r the full 14",cheese optional

Why do I get the feeling they'll go for the meat feast

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"ooooo I may compile a list - and have auditions

Please may I help?!

Help me compile a list or audition them

I think you're well done already

Well done with what ... a list or auditions ??

Ha! Smart arse!

Yes Im smart we have established that .. but what do you mean

You've already auditioned me I think I passed!

Anyone onwards are sub-par! Maha!

Oh my !!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"8",,,10",,,12" 0r the full 14",cheese optional

Why do I get the feeling they'll go for the meat feast "

Oh super cheesy innuendo type line

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over a year ago

"..where do i audition?

I have my socks sorted already.

Socks ?? sweet Jesus

I'm the whole shabang you know! I can't audition with misplaced socks.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"..where do i audition?

I have my socks sorted already.

Socks ?? sweet Jesus

I'm the whole shabang you know! I can't audition with misplaced socks.

who said you had an audition .. there is the interview process first and the 23 page essay too

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By *Kgirl80Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

"ooooo I may compile a list - and have auditions

Please may I help?!

Help me compile a list or audition them

I think you're well done already

Well done with what ... a list or auditions ??

Ha! Smart arse!

Yes Im smart we have established that .. but what do you mean

You've already auditioned me I think I passed!

Anyone onwards are sub-par! Maha!

Hahahahaha we can't possibly give out the result of the auditions until we've held them all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"..where do i audition?

I have my socks sorted already.

Socks ?? sweet Jesus

I'm the whole shabang you know! I can't audition with misplaced socks.

who said you had an audition .. there is the interview process first and the 23 page essay too "

You would kill him!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ah men .. dont you love their enthusiasm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"..where do i audition?

I have my socks sorted already.

Socks ?? sweet Jesus

I'm the whole shabang you know! I can't audition with misplaced socks.

who said you had an audition .. there is the interview process first and the 23 page essay too "

Well i can't come to an interview without matching socks nor can i write an essay without thinking about whether i have the correct socks on in the back of my head.

I think socks are pivotal when it comes to decision making.

(Did i get out of that alright?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"..where do i audition?

I have my socks sorted already.

Socks ?? sweet Jesus

I'm the whole shabang you know! I can't audition with misplaced socks.

who said you had an audition .. there is the interview process first and the 23 page essay too "

Though the practical can be just as important

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"..where do i audition?

I have my socks sorted already.

Socks ?? sweet Jesus

I'm the whole shabang you know! I can't audition with misplaced socks.

who said you had an audition .. there is the interview process first and the 23 page essay too

You would kill him!

I have no words

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"..where do i audition?

I have my socks sorted already.

Socks ?? sweet Jesus

I'm the whole shabang you know! I can't audition with misplaced socks.

who said you had an audition .. there is the interview process first and the 23 page essay too

Well i can't come to an interview without matching socks nor can i write an essay without thinking about whether i have the correct socks on in the back of my head.

I think socks are pivotal when it comes to decision making.

(Did i get out of that alright?)

Yea not bad I guess

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"..where do i audition?

I have my socks sorted already.

Socks ?? sweet Jesus

I'm the whole shabang you know! I can't audition with misplaced socks.

who said you had an audition .. there is the interview process first and the 23 page essay too

Though the practical can be just as important

Practical is important but I like a mind too

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over a year ago

"..where do i audition?

I have my socks sorted already.

Socks ?? sweet Jesus

I'm the whole shabang you know! I can't audition with misplaced socks.

who said you had an audition .. there is the interview process first and the 23 page essay too

Well i can't come to an interview without matching socks nor can i write an essay without thinking about whether i have the correct socks on in the back of my head.

I think socks are pivotal when it comes to decision making.

(Did i get out of that alright?)

Yea not bad I guess

Is that a tick i see?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"..where do i audition?

I have my socks sorted already.

Socks ?? sweet Jesus

I'm the whole shabang you know! I can't audition with misplaced socks.

who said you had an audition .. there is the interview process first and the 23 page essay too

Well i can't come to an interview without matching socks nor can i write an essay without thinking about whether i have the correct socks on in the back of my head.

I think socks are pivotal when it comes to decision making.

(Did i get out of that alright?)

Yea not bad I guess

Is that a tick i see?

Nope

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"..where do i audition?

I have my socks sorted already.

Socks ?? sweet Jesus

I'm the whole shabang you know! I can't audition with misplaced socks.

who said you had an audition .. there is the interview process first and the 23 page essay too

Well i can't come to an interview without matching socks nor can i write an essay without thinking about whether i have the correct socks on in the back of my head.

I think socks are pivotal when it comes to decision making.

(Did i get out of that alright?)

Yea not bad I guess

Is that a tick i see?

Nope

Oh bloody hell. Alright, let's crack on with this dissertation then.

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over a year ago

"..where do i audition?

I have my socks sorted already.

Socks ?? sweet Jesus

I'm the whole shabang you know! I can't audition with misplaced socks.

who said you had an audition .. there is the interview process first and the 23 page essay too

You would kill him!

I have no words "

True though. I can imagine popeye a scrumpled up heap on the floor!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"..where do i audition?

I have my socks sorted already.

Socks ?? sweet Jesus

I'm the whole shabang you know! I can't audition with misplaced socks.

who said you had an audition .. there is the interview process first and the 23 page essay too

You would kill him!

I have no words

True though. I can imagine popeye a scrumpled up heap on the floor!

Yeah, my room does need sorting.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"..where do i audition?

I have my socks sorted already.

Socks ?? sweet Jesus

I'm the whole shabang you know! I can't audition with misplaced socks.

who said you had an audition .. there is the interview process first and the 23 page essay too

You would kill him!

I have no words

True though. I can imagine popeye a scrumpled up heap on the floor!

You make me sound bad and a health hazard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I come with no call out charge xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"..where do i audition?

I have my socks sorted already.

Socks ?? sweet Jesus

I'm the whole shabang you know! I can't audition with misplaced socks.

who said you had an audition .. there is the interview process first and the 23 page essay too

You would kill him!

I have no words

True though. I can imagine popeye a scrumpled up heap on the floor!

You make me sound bad and a health hazard

Maha!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"..where do i audition?

I have my socks sorted already.

Socks ?? sweet Jesus

I'm the whole shabang you know! I can't audition with misplaced socks.

who said you had an audition .. there is the interview process first and the 23 page essay too

You would kill him!

I have no words

True though. I can imagine popeye a scrumpled up heap on the floor!

You make me sound bad and a health hazard

Why have i got the wet floor sign in the back of my head?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I come with no call out charge xxx

Ah my knight in shining ... armour ???

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over a year ago

"..where do i audition?

I have my socks sorted already.

Socks ?? sweet Jesus

I'm the whole shabang you know! I can't audition with misplaced socks.

who said you had an audition .. there is the interview process first and the 23 page essay too

You would kill him!

I have no words

True though. I can imagine popeye a scrumpled up heap on the floor!

You make me sound bad and a health hazard

Why have i got the wet floor sign in the back of my head?

Better than my heel in your eyeball due to the cheesy innuendo crap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I come with no call out charge xxx

Ah my knight in shining ... armour ???"
Well cannot promise the armour just little old me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I come with no call out charge xxx

Ah my knight in shining ... armour ??? Well cannot promise the armour just little old me

ooOOooo you want to audition ?? or are you skipping that

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over a year ago

"..where do i audition?

I have my socks sorted already.

Socks ?? sweet Jesus

I'm the whole shabang you know! I can't audition with misplaced socks.

who said you had an audition .. there is the interview process first and the 23 page essay too

You would kill him!

I have no words

True though. I can imagine popeye a scrumpled up heap on the floor!

You make me sound bad and a health hazard

Why have i got the wet floor sign in the back of my head?

Better than my heel in your eyeball due to the cheesy innuendo crap

That is a cause for concern where health and safety are involved lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"..where do i audition?

I have my socks sorted already.

Socks ?? sweet Jesus

I'm the whole shabang you know! I can't audition with misplaced socks.

who said you had an audition .. there is the interview process first and the 23 page essay too

You would kill him!

I have no words

True though. I can imagine popeye a scrumpled up heap on the floor!

You make me sound bad and a health hazard

Why have i got the wet floor sign in the back of my head?

Better than my heel in your eyeball due to the cheesy innuendo crap

That is a cause for concern where health and safety are involved lol

It should be a concern for any man

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"..where do i audition?

I have my socks sorted already.

Socks ?? sweet Jesus

I'm the whole shabang you know! I can't audition with misplaced socks.

who said you had an audition .. there is the interview process first and the 23 page essay too

You would kill him!

I have no words

True though. I can imagine popeye a scrumpled up heap on the floor!

You make me sound bad and a health hazard

Why have i got the wet floor sign in the back of my head?

Better than my heel in your eyeball due to the cheesy innuendo crap

That is a cause for concern where health and safety are involved lol

It should be a concern for any man

...can i be cheesy again and say i laugh in the face of danger muhahaha

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