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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

if you got the message

(shag) funny word isn't it...to a carpet maker its a long pile rug...to a smoker its a type of tobacco... to a american its a dance... to a ornethologist its a bird... & to you... ya ugly fucker... its just a remote possibility

would you laugh like i did or take offence like someone did?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if you got the message

(shag) funny word isn't it...to a carpet maker its a long pile rug...to a smoker its a type of tobacco... to a american its a dance... to a ornethologist its a bird... & to you... ya ugly fucker... its just a remote possibility

would you laugh like i did or take offence like someone did?"

id definitely laugh !!

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By *lay69withusCouple
over a year ago

herefordshire

laugh, a lot, re -read and laugh again. then forward to many friends lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

got us giggling like a pair of school kids!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

well thats the effect i was hoping for lol but it went down like a lead balloon lol

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By *etillanteWoman
over a year ago

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Well I got it roared and again passed it on to many friends, only got positive results from them

Some people cannot take a joke

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

lol, had this via text, which is ok, but I've received it many times now, lol.

Here's another I recently received....

Fabio Capello is set to name YOU as England team captain. This is based on the fact that you have no chance of shagging anyone's bird.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it was a text I'd laugh, lots, then forward it on.

Infact, I'm going to forward that on right now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

i get alot of them sent to me n they all make me laugh just never had someone have a negative reaction lol think i'll have to move on to people with a sense of humor lol

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"i get alot of them sent to me n they all make me laugh just never had someone have a negative reaction lol think i'll have to move on to people with a sense of humor lol"

If you sent that as a random first message then im not surprised you got a negative reaction

Some people take this swinging lark very seriously you know

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

pmsl@shags

One I got said: "somebody, somewhere in the world loves you. Not me, I think you're a fanny!!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"pmsl@shags

One I got said: "somebody, somewhere in the world loves you. Not me, I think you're a fanny!!!! lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

i find them hilarious and usually forward them xx

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Another one was... "In this cold weather we should make more of an effort to look after our elderly loved ones....want me to change your colostomy bag?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

haahahhhaa!!! im gonna send that one on!! xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Depends if it was a first message to be honest.

That said my very special friend sends me text funnies all the time: some he wouldn't contemplate sharing with others as they would be seen as sexist or racist. However he sent me one today after we'd had a talk about how we feel for each other. He was concerned he wouldn't be enough when I said nonsense and thought I'd made my feelings clear he sent the following:

A woman will never be satisfied with one man unless he has a chocolate cock that shoots money!

Yesterday that would have been funny, this morning it wasn't! He thought it was and was upset I'd taken it the "wrong" way.

Just goes to show!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Good looks catch the eye, but good personality catches the heart. You have been blessed with both.

Flattered?? Well FUCK OFF, it was sent to me. I just want you to read it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

it wasn't a 1st text joke we were talking about meeting this afternoon but sent that n wham lol hey we'll have to have a competition who has the best joke lol i've loads but some only work by text coz of the spacing on it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

After reading some of these joke emails am gutted have never had one now - they are faf xxx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"if you got the message

(shag) funny word isn't it...to a carpet maker its a long pile rug...to a smoker its a type of tobacco... to a american its a dance... to a ornethologist its a bird... & to you... ya ugly fucker... its just a remote possibility

would you laugh like i did or take offence like someone did?"

I laughed xx

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