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Builders doing unusual things at your house

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Here I am sitting at the pc and just this minute I looked out the window to across the road where my neighbours are getting an extension built and what did I see? one of the bloody builders standing at the corner of front of house peeing away!!!im like you filthy bastard!!! turned out he was holding the garden hose washing the monoblocks,the angle he was standing looked like he was just peeing away !!

This made me think of all the stories you hear about builders at folks houses.Any unusual experiences to tell?

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By *an84stalbansMan
over a year ago

St. Albans

A friend of mine had builders in her house and she was at work, she came home at lunchtime to find 4 blokes sat in her living room watching porn!! This was years ago cos it was on VHS! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha I'm a plasterer and I would live to fuck on the job but I could be sitting watching porn when no ones there lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My ex and son are decorators and recently were working in a very posh house, the house featured in The Omen film to be precise, and the owner had gone away for a few weeks on holiday. They decided to stay there to get the job finished,along with a few other workers and one night went down to his cellar and drank a lot of his very expensive wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought they just stole your dirty knickers from the laundry basket???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"My ex and son are decorators and recently were working in a very posh house, the house featured in The Omen film to be precise, and the owner had gone away for a few weeks on holiday. They decided to stay there to get the job finished,along with a few other workers and one night went down to his cellar and drank a lot of his very expensive wine"
thought you were going to say something else lol

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By *opping_candyWoman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

I used to work for Safestyle and whilst I worked there, a tv undercover documentary type thing was shown. The reporter person was paired up with another salesman. That salesman came out of someone's house after failing to make a sale and said he'd pissed on their toothbrushes. Knowing those guys I can easily believe he had!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Years ago I was working at a big expensive house in Glasgow with a bunch of tradesmen and these young chippies and their older boss helped themselves to the fridge and cooked up some lunch without thinking twice about it or the consequences.Myself and others couldn't believe it,god only knows what else they got upto.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was only 22 at time young chippie and we were working on a milfs house. They all left me there to clear up etc and at end of day she came bk we went to town had drink and I stayed all nite best sex ever!! And was there ready and early for lads in morning lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

when i was 18 i got a temp job working on a building site and had a wank in one of the bedrooms.

funnily enough, i visit a family friend every now and then, that lives in the houses we built.

i look at the one i did it in a chuckle to myself lol

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By *yphoon1Man
over a year ago


"when i was 18 i got a temp job working on a building site and had a wank in one of the bedrooms.

funnily enough, i visit a family friend every now and then, that lives in the houses we built.

i look at the one i did it in a chuckle to myself lol"

Bet that surprised the salesperson showing a couple round the showroom house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How many threads have there been by horny builders asking if it's acceptable to wank in a clients house

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Time to admit I wanked at the same house I was working at but it was for a good reason.Can't remember the details but it was for my sperm to be tested and it had to be handed in asap so had to do it there as I hate public loos.Is that acceptable behaviour? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How many threads have there been by horny builders asking if it's acceptable to wank in a clients house "
can I come and work in your house?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How many threads have there been by horny builders asking if it's acceptable to wank in a clients house can I come and work in your house?"

Anytime darling xx

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