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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I hate moustaches with a vengeance. My FWB has just admitted he's grown one for Movember, which is a amazing cause. But I'm seeing him this weekend and they creep me out

What should I do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

turn the light out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Enjoy the tickle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Support your FB and let yours grow too...

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

See if it tickles you in any odd places

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate moustaches with a vengeance. My FWB has just admitted he's grown one for Movember, which is a amazing cause. But I'm seeing him this weekend and they creep me out

What should I do

when he is a sleep start trimming bsssssssssssss

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By *ucky1Man
over a year ago

a straightjacket

Get him to stick duck tape over it whenever you meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Offer to pay his sponsorship money if he shaves it off.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Paper bag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Support your FB and let yours grow too...

Put a bag on his head.

Shag him from behind.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Seriously I feel like crying.. Its some sort of phobia

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Do a handstand and grind bushes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wrap his face in clingfilm and cut a hole for his mouth - he can't get smoother than that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It shouldn't be too bad this weekend, only a weeks growth unless he is a hairy fucker x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laugh at him when it starts to itch unbearably at about week 3.

*Speaking from experience

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I suppose I could forget my glasses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Movember put aside, I don't understand this new moustache trend going on.... Let's be honest, in 99% of the times, it makes you look like the Chuckle Brothers!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are all growing them in work, they bloody look ridiculous!!!

Kinda suit the matrons tho!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Support your FB and let yours grow too...

Put a bag on his head.

Shag him from behind.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Movember put aside, I don't understand this new moustache trend going on.... Let's be honest, in 99% of the times, it makes you look like the Chuckle Brothers!!

Or a porn star

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wrap his face in clingfilm and cut a hole for his mouth - he can't get smoother than that!

What about his nose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dump him. Meet someone without a tache.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dump him. Meet someone without a tache.

Oh I can't do that

he's my best friend. But it will kill me to kiss him

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By *lanwoodMan
over a year ago

Alton

Dump him and have me instead! Clean shaven here (on the face, anyway)!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dump him. Meet someone without a tache.

Oh I can't do that

he's my best friend. But it will kill me to kiss him

It'll be like snogging an armpit.

I like the clingfilm idea. With straws in his nostrils so he can breathe.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wrap his face in clingfilm and cut a hole for his mouth - he can't get smoother than that!

What about his nose

He can breath through his mouth cant he?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dump him. Meet someone without a tache.

Oh I can't do that

he's my best friend. But it will kill me to kiss him

It'll be like snogging an armpit.

I like the clingfilm idea. With straws in his nostrils so he can breathe.

te he

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wrap his face in clingfilm and cut a hole for his mouth - he can't get smoother than that!

What about his nose

He can breath through his mouth cant he?

Not if I'm ermMmm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dump him. Meet someone without a tache.

Oh I can't do that

he's my best friend. But it will kill me to kiss him

It'll be like snogging an armpit.

I like the clingfilm idea. With straws in his nostrils so he can breathe.

Armpit ewwwwwwww

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wrap his face in clingfilm and cut a hole for his mouth - he can't get smoother than that!

What about his nose

He can breath through his mouth cant he?

Not if I'm ermMmm

His tache will tickle your........

Nose

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate moustaches with a vengeance. My FWB has just admitted he's grown one for Movember, which is a amazing cause. But I'm seeing him this weekend and they creep me out

What should I do

Grow one too!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vomit on him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate moustaches with a vengeance. My FWB has just admitted he's grown one for Movember, which is a amazing cause. But I'm seeing him this weekend and they creep me out

What should I do

Grow one too!!

Yes explain if he doesn't get rid... You will stop shaving yours

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I hate moustaches with a vengeance. My FWB has just admitted he's grown one for Movember, which is a amazing cause. But I'm seeing him this weekend and they creep me out

What should I do

Grow one too!!

Yes explain if he doesn't get rid... You will stop shaving yours

I don't blinking have one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate moustaches with a vengeance. My FWB has just admitted he's grown one for Movember, which is a amazing cause. But I'm seeing him this weekend and they creep me out

What should I do

Grow one too!!

Yes explain if he doesn't get rid... You will stop shaving yours

I don't blinking have one

Made you

though didn't it now get up off the floor and stop rolling about, and are sure?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hate moustaches with a vengeance. My FWB has just admitted he's grown one for Movember, which is a amazing cause. But I'm seeing him this weekend and they creep me out

What should I do

Grow one too!!

Yes explain if he doesn't get rid... You will stop shaving yours

.......& stock up on toothpicks!

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

dont let him kiss you .. make the meet a you kiss him only meet .. then you may get the courage to kiss him on the mouth .. it will be a treat for him and a turn on for you xx

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By *attykitWoman
over a year ago

leeds

My dad died of prostate cancer. Give him some money. Leave him be and help him check his bits for lumps regularly. Anything to help people become more aware of the signs and symptoms is a good thing in my book. I'd have my dad back in a heart beat even if he did have a dodgy tach for one month of the year. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get him to shave it off this weekend and start again. One week is not much, the other 3 can get it back.

Of course pay his sponsorship money for the whole duration.

My father died of prostate cancer and it was awful to watch a wonderful mind and such kind personality pass away consumed by the awful disease.

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