FabSwingers.com forum: unlikely small ads

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

A game of mock the week, let's see what people come up with

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

An actual factual true one from Private Eye:

'Spike Milligan seeks rich well insured widow. Intention murder.'

Apparently he received 37 replies.

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By *ingjayMan
over a year ago

exeter

'Nice lady seeking gentleman, a few extra pounds. Not bubbly'

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Phyic wanted for work, you know where to apply

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Worker required for cash in hand jobs, previous experience in cash in hand job a must, and list of where and when and for who the work was carried out for. All application to be sent to, inland revenue .....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peter Reed from Peterheed is dead. Volvo for sale.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Medical Director required for Colchester Hospital, must be honest and trustworthy...

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"Medical Director required for Colchester Hospital, must be honest and trustworthy...

Now that one is unlikely lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jedwood cd listens to twice offers lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Large chest for sale

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Garry Glitter memorabilia for sale, barging prices...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Inflatable Doll for sale, one careful owner...

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By * for KinkMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Pony for sale. Looks like small horse. £150 ono

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By * for KinkMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Human skull for sale, used once; buyer collects.

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By * for KinkMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Queen size mattress for sale (plus pillows). 5 year warranty. Like new. Slight urine smell.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Queen size mattress for sale (plus pillows). 5 year warranty. Like new. Slight urine smell."

lol can you deliver?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Y.T.S to act as mudflap,must be willing to travel.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

3 Jedward cds for sale, never played

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By * for KinkMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Misogynist

You were in The Fox and Hound on Thursday and rubbed your crotch against my leg. I told you if you did it again I would kill you. I need your address.

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By * for KinkMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Outdoor nativity scene with lights. No Mary, Joseph or Jesus. £20

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By *entleman JackMan
over a year ago

Loughborough

For sale, wedding dress, worn once only. Also for sale, 12 bore shotgun........

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By * for KinkMan
over a year ago

Bristol

USED TOMBSTONE, perfect for someone named Homer Hendel Bergen-Heizal. One only. Phone 818 82882882

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

WANTED Someone to help elderly gentleman with personal hygiene, must like cheese...

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