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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I was watching a programme recently about fucking machines, how they're made, what they do, the complexities of the design, noise etc.

Even though most of them looked like rowing machines, it did get me wondering what they are like. I'd love to have a go on one of the big ones. Also if they could design a licking one.

Gives a whole new meaning to the term 'thrill rides'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've seen a video on xhamster of one being used. Must say it was interesting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was watching a programme recently about fucking machines, how they're made, what they do, the complexities of the design, noise etc.

Even though most of them looked like rowing machines, it did get me wondering what they are like. I'd love to have a go on one of the big ones. Also if they could design a licking one.

Gives a whole new meaning to the term 'thrill rides' "

I have seen a hand held 'licking machine' that has a series of latex 'tongues' that spin on a wheel. More of a slapping sensation than licking though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tempted to try and make one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Tempted to try and make one "

I could donate you an old electric food mixer n a mincer I no longer use if it's any help??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im a fucking machine!! lol

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

I would give one a try....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have seen one in action at a friends party they where trying to get me to have a go but didn't appeal to me enjoyed watching though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you did make one do you think they would "show case" it on Dragons Den?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have seen a sort of home made one used. It was a huge dildo attached to a drill I kid you not and the lady receiving was gushing and squealing like a "gud un" lol

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I've seen some really impressive ones. Seen one with a massive attachment. Seemed to do the job

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

There is also a book 'sex machines: photographs and interviews' by Timothy Archibald ISBN 0-9760822-3-3

I have a Black Magic machine which will accept vac-u-lock or flared based dildos, and has a double dildo adaptor. Wired remote on / off and speed control; never taken it above 30% maximum speed and you do need to use lots of lube. Very heavy and stable.

I also modified (speed limited) a cordless reciprocating saw to use the fucksall adaptor.

Both are great fun; party invites welcome!

Doctor Nasty

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By *octor DeleriumMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk


"Tempted to try and make one "

Windscreen wiper motor. Very easy.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I've tried two, multiple times.

Fun

Would definitely do it again.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Youtube Sex Machines or F**king Machines. the Sybian is, apparently the "Daddy" but there are all sorts of weird & wonderful engineering masterpieces out there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was watching a programme recently about fucking machines, how they're made, what they do, the complexities of the design, noise etc.

Even though most of them looked like rowing machines, it did get me wondering what they are like. I'd love to have a go on one of the big ones. Also if they could design a licking one.

Gives a whole new meaning to the term 'thrill rides' "

stick a battery up my arse and i lick till the cows come home

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Im a fucking machine!! lol"
pmsl

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By *onConformistLikeUMan
over a year ago

Chorley

This fucking planet is full of fucking machines.

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