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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Micheal Barrymore is applying for the Trainers job in Florida.

He likes a big Pool and a free Willy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

David Beckham arrives home early, to find posh naked, sweaty and flustered.

Quick Dave, I'm having a heart attack she cries.

As Becks picks up the phone, Brooklyn runs in crying. Daddy, John Terry's in the wardrobe naked.

Becks drops the phone, throws open the wardrobe door, sure enough, there is the rat face fecker.

Becks screams, are you some sort of cunt?, Vicky's having a heart attack and all you can do is run around naked scaring the kids.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How do you know when you're dating dirty, lazy bitch?.

When you ask for a blow job and she replies, 'I'm too tired, wank in a cup and I'll drink it in the morning'.

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