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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Turning the lights out, TV off, shut my eyes and just sitting in silence . . .

While I wait for the call from is lordship later to say im a dead woman

What do you feel like doing right now?

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Chicken tonight...... Which is exactly what I'm having

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Chicken tonight...... Which is exactly what I'm having

great - I now have the advert song in my head!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ice cream!!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Chicken tonight...... Which is exactly what I'm having

great - I now have the advert song in my head!!

You're welcome. It will keep you entertained to obi calls

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

dancing yeh dancing yeh

i think that was a bee gees lyric I fecking hope so lol

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village

"Turning the lights out, TV off, shut my eyes and just sitting in silence . . .

While I wait for the call from is lordship later to say im a dead woman

What do you feel like doing right now?

Sounds like what i'd do to switch off and relax

obviously not get call from your lordship of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Chicken tonight...... Which is exactly what I'm having

great - I now have the advert song in my head!!

You're welcome. It will keep you entertained to obi calls

I may not be on here after he calls, I think I might die from laughter

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ice cream!!

ooo - what ice cream we having?

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Something sweet - and its amazing how quickly you can make walnut and chocolate cookies when there is nothing else in the house....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Something sweet - and its amazing how quickly you can make walnut and chocolate cookies when there is nothing else in the house....

Got any spare?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Something sweet - and its amazing how quickly you can make walnut and chocolate cookies when there is nothing else in the house....

They sound good! Care to share

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chicken tonight...... Which is exactly what I'm having

great - I now have the advert song in my head!!

Me too thats all i need!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What I'd like to do? Sit in a warm room and curl up against that very appealing gent who offered me solace.

*sigh* it's not to be, sadly. Not yet, anyway.

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By *D40Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Chicken tonight...... Which is exactly what I'm having

Honey & Mustard or Spanish?

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By *eeBee67Man
over a year ago

Masked and Distant

I feel like.....

A Shower and a Shave....

Ive just had the other "Sh...."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

chicken tonight, chicken tonight

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I feel like.....

A Shower and a Shave....

Ive just had the other "Sh...."

I won't mention shaving - as that is why i am in trouble . . .

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By *D40Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Turning the lights out, TV off, shut my eyes and just sitting in silence . . .

While I wait for the call from is lordship later to say im a dead woman

What do you feel like doing right now?

I feel like whipping me bra off n putting me nightie on

Stuff it i'm doing it! Swing low, sweet chariots....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm having quorn sausages (food of the devil), colcannon and steamed greens and carrots and 2 tablespoons of gravy. Anyone tell I'm on slimming world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry to sound a bit dumb here, but who is his lordship and why does he want you dead. Am I missing something ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just realised this isn't a food thread. Quietly sits in the corner. It'd been a long day

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sorry to sound a bit dumb here, but who is his lordship and why does he want you dead. Am I missing something ?

His lordship is Obi, and i may have done something i shouldn't have earlier which he will notice soon enough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really feel like!

A banana milkshake from maccie Ds!

And some giant Cadburys chocolate buttons!!

Whilst I watch hottie bottie lick lemon curd off a fellow forum user!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I feel like.....

A Shower and a Shave....

Ive just had the other "Sh...."

I won't mention shaving - as that is why i am in trouble . . .

How many times have you been told to leave ya hairy arse alone?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I feel like.....

A Shower and a Shave....

Ive just had the other "Sh...."

I won't mention shaving - as that is why i am in trouble . . .

How many times have you been told to leave ya hairy arse alone?

Shh you!

And it wasn't me who got shaved

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Turning the lights out, TV off, shut my eyes and just sitting in silence . . .

While I wait for the call from is lordship later to say im a dead woman

What do you feel like doing right now?

I feel like whipping me bra off n putting me nightie on

Stuff it i'm doing it! Swing low, sweet chariots...."

lol x i have a wonderful image in my head now lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Turning the lights out, TV off, shut my eyes and just sitting in silence . . .

While I wait for the call from is lordship later to say im a dead woman

What do you feel like doing right now?

I feel like whipping me bra off n putting me nightie on

Stuff it i'm doing it! Swing low, sweet chariots...."

Ive just done that very thing

my knees are lovely and warm

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Turning the lights out, TV off, shut my eyes and just sitting in silence . . .

While I wait for the call from is lordship later to say im a dead woman

What do you feel like doing right now?

I feel like whipping me bra off n putting me nightie on

Stuff it i'm doing it! Swing low, sweet chariots....

Ive just done that very thing

my knees are lovely and warm

Te He

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I feel like.....

A Shower and a Shave....

Ive just had the other "Sh...."

I won't mention shaving - as that is why i am in trouble . . .

How many times have you been told to leave ya hairy arse alone?

Shh you!

And it wasn't me who got shaved

Yet!!!! Grrrrrrrrr!!

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

I feel like either another coffee or a Red Thunder, not halfway through the shift and it's dragging

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I feel like.....

A Shower and a Shave....

Ive just had the other "Sh...."

I won't mention shaving - as that is why i am in trouble . . .

How many times have you been told to leave ya hairy arse alone?

Shh you!

And it wasn't me who got shaved

Yet!!!! Grrrrrrrrr!!

Come on, spill.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Come on, spill."

Well . . .

He asked me to shave his head (as usual) so I did . . .

He then went off home, stopping off at a few shops wondering around to look for a bikini for me for Friday with no luck . . .

He then goes on to work, seeing the others in the office, having a meeting and so on . . .

And then on to the pub the see 'the guys' and no doubt watch footy . . .

Well, you know how some women shave but still have a landing strip . . .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come on, spill.

Well . . .

He asked me to shave his head (as usual) so I did . . .

He then went off home, stopping off at a few shops wondering around to look for a bikini for me for Friday with no luck . . .

He then goes on to work, seeing the others in the office, having a meeting and so on . . .

And then on to the pub the see 'the guys' and no doubt watch footy . . .

Well, you know how some women shave but still have a landing strip . . .

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Come on, spill.

Well . . .

He asked me to shave his head (as usual) so I did . . .

He then went off home, stopping off at a few shops wondering around to look for a bikini for me for Friday with no luck . . .

He then goes on to work, seeing the others in the office, having a meeting and so on . . .

And then on to the pub the see 'the guys' and no doubt watch footy . . .

Well, you know how some women shave but still have a landing strip . . .

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Come on, spill.

Well . . .

He asked me to shave his head (as usual) so I did . . .

He then went off home, stopping off at a few shops wondering around to look for a bikini for me for Friday with no luck . . .

He then goes on to work, seeing the others in the office, having a meeting and so on . . .

And then on to the pub the see 'the guys' and no doubt watch footy . . .

Well, you know how some women shave but still have a landing strip . . .

Pmsl

Priceless.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You didn't! Did you ? Omg

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Come on, spill.

Well . . .

He asked me to shave his head (as usual) so I did . . .

He then went off home, stopping off at a few shops wondering around to look for a bikini for me for Friday with no luck . . .

He then goes on to work, seeing the others in the office, having a meeting and so on . . .

And then on to the pub the see 'the guys' and no doubt watch footy . . .

Well, you know how some women shave but still have a landing strip . . .

Pmsl

Priceless.

I did tell him to stop smacking my arse!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You didn't! Did you ? Omg

I love the fact that everyone at his work just said nothing

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By *unky monkeyMan
over a year ago

in the night garden

Evil woman.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Turning the lights out, TV off, shut my eyes and just sitting in silence . . .

While I wait for the call from is lordship later to say im a dead woman

What do you feel like doing right now?

joining you with a nice cuddle

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Evil woman.

yep, its why you love me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You didn't! Did you ? Omg

I love the fact that everyone at his work just said nothing

*chokes on coffee* and cries with laughter

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You didn't! Did you ? Omg

I love the fact that everyone at his work just said nothing

*chokes on coffee* and cries with laughter

I actually shaved it twice!

The first time I left a huge patch on the back of his head but I laughed and gave it away so he made me cut it again

He even checked it with his fingertips to make sure I had done it properly that time and he completely missed it!!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

im waiting for the announcement that you both have come out the closet and said you two have got married....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"im waiting for the announcement that you both have come out the closet and said you two have got married....

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"im waiting for the announcement that you both have come out the closet and said you two have got married....

well can you go a thread without mentioning him? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Its a amusing thread and I'm glad you posted it OP. I love the forums when they're a eclectic mixture of fun and madness

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Its a amusing thread and I'm glad you posted it OP. I love the forums when they're a eclectic mixture of fun and madness

the poor poor man i cannot believe you have done that to him on a purpose

sorry just changing my trousers as i pissed myself with laughter especially about him work mates saying nowt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"im waiting for the announcement that you both have come out the closet and said you two have got married....

I know, Im waiting too, I would like to be around when a fab wedding actually happens.

The term 'his lordship' is usually a term

used by a woman for a permanent partner and it's blindingly obvious you are very smitten OP

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"im waiting for the announcement that you both have come out the closet and said you two have got married....

I know, I'm waiting too, I would like to be around when a fab wedding actually happens.

The term 'his lordship' is usually a term

used by a woman for a permanent partner and it's blindingly obvious you are very smitten OP

There's been a few weddings, through fab, that I know of. Even a quick wedding followed by a quick divorce

Has to be both parties wanting the same thing though.....so maybe not. I think fab puts more people together, than some sites designed for such things. As I always say "the mental fabulous world of FAB!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm.

after reading this today.

Brilliant

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

So does this mean Obi was walking round looking like a fanny all day then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"So does this mean Obi was walking round looking like a fanny all day then?

You mean more than usual?

Yes

Even the 'mates' down the pub said nothing

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd

Hahaha amazing! Girl points for you my dear!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hahaha amazing! Girl points for you my dear!

*takes a bow*

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By *andWCouple
over a year ago

Pontypridd

"Hahaha amazing! Girl points for you my dear!

*takes a bow*

To the sound of applause!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

OP, did you get a picture you can send me?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP, did you get a picture you can send me?

Would have been to much of a give away

Just imagine a nice landing strip right in the centre just above the curve from the neck

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"OP, did you get a picture you can send me?

Would have been to much of a give away

Just imagine a nice landing strip right in the centre just above the curve from the neck

You should have left him with a little tail at the end.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP, did you get a picture you can send me?

Would have been to much of a give away

Just imagine a nice landing strip right in the centre just above the curve from the neck

You should have left him with a little tail at the end.

I have a tail he could use

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"OP, did you get a picture you can send me?

Would have been to much of a give away

Just imagine a nice landing strip right in the centre just above the curve from the neck

You should have left him with a little tail at the end.

I have a tail he could use

It won't match his hair colour.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"OP, did you get a picture you can send me?

Would have been to much of a give away

Just imagine a nice landing strip right in the centre just above the curve from the neck

You should have left him with a little tail at the end.

I have a tail he could use

It won't match his hair colour."

They had them in grey too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't forget - someone's getting a new tattoo tomorrow!

*wonders how much I'd have to slip her to get an 'Inbetweeners ' style spunking cock added to the design?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don't forget - someone's getting a new tattoo tomorrow!

*wonders how much I'd have to slip her to get an 'Inbetweeners ' style spunking cock added to the design?

Don't forget, I can easily hide the key - your cars quite cozy to sleep in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm lost on this thread...

What has actually happened?..

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I'm lost on this thread...

What has actually happened?.."

To summarise:

She left him a clumpy bonce

He didn't know

She has a tail

He doesn't

She got spanked

He probably did

She wants to marry him

He is playing hard to get

She is getting a tattoo

He wants it to be a spunking cock

She isn't a Lord

He is.

Think that covers it all

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm lost on this thread...

What has actually happened?..

To summarise:

She left him a clumpy bonce

He didn't know

She has a tail

He doesn't

She got spanked

He probably did

She wants to marry him

He is playing hard to get

She is getting a tattoo

He wants it to be a spunking cock

She isn't a Lord

He is.

Think that covers it all

No one wants to marry anyone or playing hard to get!!

The rest is about right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm lost on this thread...

What has actually happened?..

To summarise:

She left him a clumpy bonce

He didn't know

She has a tail

He doesn't

She got spanked

He probably did

She wants to marry him

He is playing hard to get

She is getting a tattoo

He wants it to be a spunking cock

She isn't a Lord

He is.

Think that covers it all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm lost on this thread...

What has actually happened?..

To summarise:

She left him a clumpy bonce

He didn't know

She has a tail

He doesn't

She got spanked

He probably did

She wants to marry him

He is playing hard to get

She is getting a tattoo

He wants it to be a spunking cock

She isn't a Lord

He is.

Think that covers it all

ahaha!

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