FabSwingers.com forum: phoning a fabber at 3am

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

wasnt my fault...fucking cat sat on my phone

luckily I'm not blocked..........yet!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your pussy made a call!!

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Are you airing your dirty laundry???

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By *Kgirl80Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

A fabber's pocket phoned and left me a late night voicemail recently

shit happens, I didn't mind

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Are you airing your dirty laundry???

lolol..well I'm not saying who...she might not shag me if I did

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"wasnt my fault...fucking cat sat on my phone

luckily I'm not blocked..........yet!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your pussy made a call!!

big pussy on facetime

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Well, maybe your cat's phone call didn't wake her up?

So no harm no foul

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well, maybe your cat's phone call didn't wake her up?

So no harm no foul

if she calls again am sure theres something going on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You mean someone actully wants to shag you ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You mean someone actully wants to shag you ?

arseslap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You mean someone actully wants to shag you ?

arseslap"

Bends over and clasps ankles

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By *oxy_minxWoman
over a year ago

Scotland - Aberdeen

Now if my cat starts answering these phone calls, I would start to worry!

Means he is getting more action than me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You mean someone actully wants to shag you ?

Op, How does your 'cat' know the password to your phone?

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By *et_me_take_controlMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"wasnt my fault...fucking cat sat on my phone

luckily I'm not blocked..........yet!

Was it making a booty call?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha, that's hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is that anew game show on TV " Phone. a. Fabber. "? or, Chris. Tarrant's. new catchphrase? LMAO.

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"wasnt my fault...fucking cat sat on my phone

luckily I'm not blocked..........yet!

The things people try and blame on their cats.....Did it eat your homework too?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You mean someone actully wants to shag you ?

Op, How does your 'cat' know the password to your phone?

I'd just put it down after setting the alarm...then I could here a ringing!- its not passworded x...and anyway, I might be guilty of phoning when im d*unk...not on a monday morning lol x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"wasnt my fault...fucking cat sat on my phone

luckily I'm not blocked..........yet!

The things people try and blame on their cats.....Did it eat your homework too?

gives ur number....so she can accidentally phone u!

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"wasnt my fault...fucking cat sat on my phone

luckily I'm not blocked..........yet!

The things people try and blame on their cats.....Did it eat your homework too?

gives ur number....so she can accidentally phone u! "

Long as she makes it, at a more reasonable time. I need my beauty sleep, you know.....

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Let's hope your cat has a clean arse as you stuck the phone to your ear and talked into it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"wasnt my fault...fucking cat sat on my phone

luckily I'm not blocked..........yet!

The things people try and blame on their cats.....Did it eat your homework too?

gives ur number....so she can accidentally phone u!

Long as she makes it, at a more reasonable time. I need my beauty sleep, you know.....

4am sounds great

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Let's hope your cat has a clean arse as you stuck the phone to your ear and talked into it.

most likely dragged along the carpet before she got to the phone lol

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Let's hope your cat has a clean arse as you stuck the phone to your ear and talked into it.

most likely dragged along the carpet before she got to the phone lol"

Maybe the cat managed to take a photo of it's arse - have you checked your photos? Make a fun screen saver.

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