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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Earwax... so bitter

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By *exycleanerWoman
over a year ago

pontefract

spunk !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Peanut butter, just the smell makes me gag!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tomato

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

"Earwax... so bitter"

Cats love it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your momma!!!!

*snaps fingers* oh no I didn't!

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

The seafood linguini I had in the hotel restaurant tonight.

Shocking

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By *atelotmanMan
over a year ago

Chatham

monkey brains

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Epsom salts

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Your momma!!!!

*snaps fingers* oh no I didn't!"

As she died last year, I doubt she would taste too good

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Broad bean soup, proper minging

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

dried catepillars!!!

my nephew tricked me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"dried catepillars!!!

my nephew tricked me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"dried catepillars!!!

my nephew tricked me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hydraulic Fluid - burns 100x worse than a mouthful of Tabasco. And tastes indescribably bad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Barley Wine. Blurghhhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your momma!!!!

*snaps fingers* oh no I didn't!

As she died last year, I doubt she would taste too good "

Oops! Sorry dude!

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"dried catepillars!!!

my nephew tricked me

they were i a tub, my dad bought them on holiday i think....he told me they were nice and pretended to eat one while i was there....bloody little git

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Marmite... tastes like a thrushy vagina

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

porridge

it makes me feel sick just thinking about it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"dried catepillars!!!

my nephew tricked me

they were i a tub, my dad bought them on holiday i think....he told me they were nice and pretended to eat one while i was there....bloody little git

were they meant to be edible?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marmite... tastes like a thrushy vagina "

im going to regret asking this but how do you know?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

few years back "Vanilla flavoured Monster Munch"

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Marmite... tastes like a thrushy vagina

im going to regret asking this but how do you know?"

I went down on a woman who had thrush, tasted like Marmite... but they are both yeast infections, so it makes sense

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Oysters

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marmite... tastes like a thrushy vagina "

I've drank piss that tasted like Marmite

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

"Marmite... tastes like a thrushy vagina

im going to regret asking this but how do you know?

I went down on a woman who had thrush, tasted like Marmite... but they are both yeast infections, so it makes sense

I take it you didn't have marmite on toast earlier?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

scrambled eggs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chilli cappuccino...

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"dried catepillars!!!

my nephew tricked me

they were i a tub, my dad bought them on holiday i think....he told me they were nice and pretended to eat one while i was there....bloody little git

were they meant to be edible? "

allegedly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chilli cappuccino...

That actually sounds nice to me lol!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Marmite... tastes like a thrushy vagina

im going to regret asking this but how do you know?

I went down on a woman who had thrush, tasted like Marmite... but they are both yeast infections, so it makes sense

I take it you didn't have marmite on toast earlier?"

Nope. I hate Marmite... and thrushy fannys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marmite... tastes like a thrushy vagina

im going to regret asking this but how do you know?

I went down on a woman who had thrush, tasted like Marmite... but they are both yeast infections, so it makes sense

I knew I would regret asking

I love marmite but marmite chocolate is pretty rank

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

frogs legs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A roman dish named after great empress sweatius vaginaous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Raspberries.

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

"frogs legs"

were they still attached to the frog?

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

"frogs legs"

Taste like garlic chicken wings

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chilli cappuccino...

That actually sounds nice to me lol! "

Starbucks were doing them, a few months back...

Some hated it... Others went back for seconds...

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By *heekychezzaWoman
over a year ago

warrington

malt extract with cod liver oil...bleugh one of my my mothers ideas to keep us kids healthy.....almost 50 years on and I still shudder at the memory

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By * for KinkMan
over a year ago

Bristol

Rancid buffalo meat on a pizza in Khathmandu; after four weeks of trekking on my own (with three Sherpa's) and seeing only one non-Nepalese person in the entire period, eating only vegetables and rice, with chicken once a week, I was desperate for something decent.

Rancid buffalo does not work on pizza; completely inedible and enough to make you consider throwing up the pieces that you had eaten.

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

Guinea pig drumsticks in Peru where quite interesting. I think I remember reading Guinea Pigs were a standard wedding gift as they bred like mad and thus you would never be short of a meal if hungry.

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

"Rancid buffalo meat on a pizza in Khathmandu; after four weeks of trekking on my own (with three Sherpa's) and seeing only one non-Nepalese person in the entire period, eating only vegetables and rice, with chicken once a week, I was desperate for something decent.

Rancid buffalo does not work on pizza; completely inedible and enough to make you consider throwing up the pieces that you had eaten. "

Did you have Tibetan butter tea? Apparently shocking..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

next doors chip pan ....... it leaves a layer on the roof of yer gob when you smell it, when his extraction fan is on

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haddock, Mussels of saffron En ppapion or however you spell it...

Its sooooo sickly..

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By *ezebelWoman
over a year ago

North of The Wall - youll need your vest

Did you have Tibetan butter tea? Apparently shocking.."

I can confirm it is

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By *anatee175Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Roast buffalo had it in america the more I chewed it the more rank it became. Vile stuff spit it out into my napkin in the end couldn't even bring myself to swallow it. Boak.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oh, wretcher...ox tongue

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Haddock, Mussels of saffron En ppapion or however you spell it...

Its sooooo sickly.. "

If it was wrapped up it was En Papilotte...

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By *denMan
over a year ago

near Preston

If wrapped in a butterfly it might be en papillon

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By *ixson-BallsMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

snails....barf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Chilli cappuccino...

That actually sounds nice to me lol! "

I'd have one of them

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Celery is pretty rank, as are mushrooms.

The "cranberry flavoured" cystitis treatment that comes in sachets and is mixed with water makes me gag.

I had some tea prescribed by a Chinese herbalist once. That was horrible.

And I remember some absolutely disgusting medicine from my childhood - for worms I think - called Pripsen.

A mouthful of sodium hydroxide solution wasn't nice either!

I don't want to taste any of them again, so not sure which is the worst.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Potter's Catarrh pastilles. Nasty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ketchup. Yuk.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the inside of a glow-stick

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By *istress v in yorksCouple
over a year ago

south Yorkshire

Agree with you about cystitis drink..repulsive. But my worst thing I've taken recently was a lime tic tack....tasted like pine toilet cleaner/disinfectant smells . Other than that, the Uncle Ben's rice time microwavable pots..gross!

And a Boots nirolex (sp) cough medicine....ughhh my granddad took the piss and said it couldn't be that bad until he tasted it and he wasn't fussy about stuff. cleaner/disinfectant smells! yuck.
"Celery is pretty rank, as are mushrooms.

The "cranberry flavoured" cystitis treatment that comes in sachets and is mixed with water makes me gag.

I had some tea prescribed by a Chinese herbalist once. That was horrible.

And I remember some absolutely disgusting medicine from my childhood - for worms I think - called Pripsen.

A mouthful of sodium hydroxide solution wasn't nice either!

I don't want to taste any of them again, so not sure which is the worst. "

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By *razilnutsMan
over a year ago

York

Black pudding, hate the stuff.

Who was the bastard who woke up one day and thought: "I'll make some food with this blood."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Olives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Olives

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A slug that was inside a jacket spud

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

"Olives

did popeye know? lol

old cum

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By *ollie_JCouple
over a year ago

London

"Black pudding, hate the stuff.

Who was the bastard who woke up one day and thought: "I'll make some food with this blood."

Same person who maybe said "you know what this cup of tea needs, yep, breast milk from a cow"

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By *razilnutsMan
over a year ago

York

"Black pudding, hate the stuff.

Who was the bastard who woke up one day and thought: "I'll make some food with this blood."

Same person who maybe said "you know what this cup of tea needs, yep, breast milk from a cow""

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By *anatee175Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland

Benolin cough mixture I can't even get it near my mouth before I start gagging. Would rather suffer than take that. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once got shot in the face when paintballing and all the paint went through the grill of my mask and straight into my mouth. Worst thing ever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kissing someone with alcohol and fag breath

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"malt extract with cod liver oil...bleugh one of my my mothers ideas to keep us kids healthy.....almost 50 years on and I still shudder at the memory"

This

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

pickled egg!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fish

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By *ibbyhunterCouple
over a year ago

keighley

once when i had toothache i put some oil of cloves on my gum, never again will i have that stuff in my mouth.

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By *ittall2020Man
over a year ago

Norwich

Some of the things already listed are quite tasty in my experience. Indeed, scrambled egg, tomato and black pudding would be a decent brekkie.

However, I would include goat, brake fluid and haggis - not necessarily served together either.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Durian ice cream

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"snails....barf

Yes I've done these little beauty's... Stringy chewy snot!!! Vile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rhubarb ..,,so wretched if it were a person it would be Tony Bliar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pernod

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheese yuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Butter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Rancid buffalo does not work on pizza; completely inedible and enough to make you consider throwing up the pieces that you had eaten. "

I thought Buffalo & Yakburgers were okay! Where did you trek to?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone elses barf on a snog.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone elses barf on a snog.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!!!

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By *aughtygirlboroWoman
over a year ago

middlesbrough

"the inside of a glow-stick

Hahahaha agree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you have Tibetan butter tea? Apparently shocking..

I can confirm it is

Yep, me too along with the Sherpa brew - Chang??? - does the trick at altitude, though! Anyway they both taste like vomit!

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

Sweaty starfish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Uni, as in fermented sea urchin.

Fresh ones are fine.

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By *ownthereMan
over a year ago

luton

Diesel. .......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dolcelatte cheese. *gag*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dolcelatte cheese. *gag*

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By *arkhouseukMan
over a year ago

Longbenton

Marmite xx

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By *ownthereMan
over a year ago

luton

Aunt bessies minge..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aunt bessies minge.."

Probably better than her roast tatties though........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Marmite... tastes like a thrushy vagina

im going to regret asking this but how do you know?

I went down on a woman who had thrush, tasted like Marmite... but they are both yeast infections, so it makes sense

Well you either love it or you hate it

Um marmite that is...not thrushy growlers

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By *hole Lotta RosieWoman
over a year ago

Deviant City

coffee!

someones cock that tasted of turnips or something! Bleurgh!

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Radishes

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

petrol

brussel sprouts

broad beans

smeggy cock

whisky

brondacon medicine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honey

Milk

Parsnips

Sprouts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"petrol

brussel sprouts

broad beans

smeggy cock

whisky

brondacon medicine

Eeeeeewwww petrol braised smeggy cock in a whisky and brondacon medicine sauce with Brussels and broad beans

That's one hell of a recipe...is it a Jamie Oliver?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"dried catepillars!!!

my nephew tricked me

Oh my!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

raw garlic, smoked salmon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Marmite, blurgh!!

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By *ighland_RoseCouple
over a year ago

Brigadoon

"petrol

brussel sprouts

broad beans

smeggy cock

whisky

brondacon medicine

Eeeeeewwww petrol braised smeggy cock in a whisky and brondacon medicine sauce with Brussels and broad beans

That's one hell of a recipe...is it a Jamie Oliver?

No I think iit's one of the shouty man's recipes, Gordon whatshisface.

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

"Oysters"
ewwwwwww there horrible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Stilton

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By *ugby 123Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

O o O oo

Marmite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tripe

Chicklins

Any offal yak!

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