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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

Too many of my fab friends are poorly/sad/lonely etc lately so I'm hiring a helicopter, getting my nurses outfit on and coming to visit...

You all get me for one evening for cuddles and cheering up!

So get your name down for a visit from the 'hottie-copter' and if there's anything I should bring with me make it known!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

JD. Baby oil. Donuts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hope you got plenty fuel

I'm in preston lol

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

i have a boo-boo on my knee where i fell over at chams yesterday....can you come kiss it better please?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be your final stop so I can keep you please?

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

We're not friends yet but please put us on the list. Just you and your nurses outfit will be just fine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An hour (or 5) to chat and that would do me very well.

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"JD. Baby oil. Donuts.

Excellent choices!! You can be first

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"i have a boo-boo on my knee where i fell over at chams yesterday....can you come kiss it better please?"

Aw course I can Evie, I have some Thomas the tank plasters in my first aid kit I'll get you patched up

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"Can I be your final stop so I can keep you please?

As long as the hottie-copter can park in your garden x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"JD. Baby oil. Donuts.

Excellent choices!! You can be first

You do know that after a bottle of jd you won't be legal to fly haha

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"i have a boo-boo on my knee where i fell over at chams yesterday....can you come kiss it better please?

Aw course I can Evie, I have some Thomas the tank plasters in my first aid kit I'll get you patched up

yay!!! i like trains

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"JD. Baby oil. Donuts.

Excellent choices!! You can be first

You do know that after a bottle of jd you won't be legal to fly haha "

I'll sleep it off before taking to the sky again. Note to self : pack ear defenders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Can I be your final stop so I can keep you please?

As long as the hottie-copter can park in your garden x "

erm, I don't have a garden, but there's a massive park over the road you can park it in, right next to the police station, so no need to worry about vandals

Bring me some of Obi's JD too! My needs greater than his!

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Stop off in Scottylandshire with some ice cream please nursie x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"JD. Baby oil. Donuts.

Excellent choices!! You can be first

You do know that after a bottle of jd you won't be legal to fly haha

I'll sleep it off before taking to the sky again. Note to self : pack ear defenders

Might take more than a day to recover going by last time!

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"JD. Baby oil. Donuts.

Excellent choices!! You can be first

You do know that after a bottle of jd you won't be legal to fly haha

I'll sleep it off before taking to the sky again. Note to self : pack ear defenders

Might take more than a day to recover going by last time!

Haaaaa!!! Yes probably

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"Stop off in Scottylandshire with some ice cream please nursie x "

Any particular flavour/brand?? Are you a devour the entire pot in one hit kinda gal?? X

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"JD. Baby oil. Donuts.

What's wrong with you, exactly?

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"JD. Baby oil. Donuts.

What's wrong with you, exactly?"

As long as he's not using the baby oil as a mixer I'd say that's a good choice! lol xx

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I need a massage. I turned the mattress on my own yesterday and hurt my back a bit. As you already have the oil for Obi maybe I should just rub my back against his oily body?

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"An hour (or 5) to chat and that would do me very well. "

I can talk for England rubes so that won't be a problem xx

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"I need a massage. I turned the mattress on my own yesterday and hurt my back a bit. As you already have the oil for Obi maybe I should just rub my back against his oily body? "

No problem. Shall I collect you in the hottie-copter after I'm done and drop you there??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A big fluffy cardie for me. The oversize comfort ones please hottie

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I need a massage. I turned the mattress on my own yesterday and hurt my back a bit. As you already have the oil for Obi maybe I should just rub my back against his oily body?

No problem. Shall I collect you in the hottie-copter after I'm done and drop you there??

It makes sense, logistically, for you to collect me on the way there and drop me off before your next visit.

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"I need a massage. I turned the mattress on my own yesterday and hurt my back a bit. As you already have the oil for Obi maybe I should just rub my back against his oily body?

No problem. Shall I collect you in the hottie-copter after I'm done and drop you there??

It makes sense, logistically, for you to collect me on the way there and drop me off before your next visit.

Consider it done. Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An hour (or 5) to chat and that would do me very well.

I can talk for England rubes so that won't be a problem xx "

yay!! Do you want to bring some biccies with you? Xx

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"An hour (or 5) to chat and that would do me very well.

I can talk for England rubes so that won't be a problem xx

yay!! Do you want to bring some biccies with you? Xx"

Indeed. Anything in particular or one of those huge family size boxes with a bit of everything in??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An hour (or 5) to chat and that would do me very well.

I can talk for England rubes so that won't be a problem xx

yay!! Do you want to bring some biccies with you? Xx

Indeed. Anything in particular or one of those huge family size boxes with a bit of everything in?? "

A big family size one for us! If you find Mr Right along the way could you please bring him with you?

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"An hour (or 5) to chat and that would do me very well.

I can talk for England rubes so that won't be a problem xx

yay!! Do you want to bring some biccies with you? Xx

Indeed. Anything in particular or one of those huge family size boxes with a bit of everything in?? "

£3 in Sainsbury's and Waitrose at the moment.

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"Stop off in Scottylandshire with some ice cream please nursie x

Any particular flavour/brand?? Are you a devour the entire pot in one hit kinda gal?? X"

Mint choc chip cornettos, preferably hand made and containing 0 calories... failing that, a roast beef dinner will suffice

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"An hour (or 5) to chat and that would do me very well.

I can talk for England rubes so that won't be a problem xx

yay!! Do you want to bring some biccies with you? Xx

Indeed. Anything in particular or one of those huge family size boxes with a bit of everything in??

A big family size one for us! If you find Mr Right along the way could you please bring him with you?"

Unlikely. I might find a couple of 'mr right-now' would that do?? X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An hour (or 5) to chat and that would do me very well.

I can talk for England rubes so that won't be a problem xx

yay!! Do you want to bring some biccies with you? Xx

Indeed. Anything in particular or one of those huge family size boxes with a bit of everything in?? "

Bring Ruby and the biccies here!

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"An hour (or 5) to chat and that would do me very well.

I can talk for England rubes so that won't be a problem xx

yay!! Do you want to bring some biccies with you? Xx

Indeed. Anything in particular or one of those huge family size boxes with a bit of everything in??

£3 in Sainsbury's and Waitrose at the moment."

Ooh bargain thanks lickety x

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"Stop off in Scottylandshire with some ice cream please nursie x

Any particular flavour/brand?? Are you a devour the entire pot in one hit kinda gal?? X

Mint choc chip cornettos, preferably hand made and containing 0 calories... failing that, a roast beef dinner will suffice

Roast dinners are my speciality xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"An hour (or 5) to chat and that would do me very well.

I can talk for England rubes so that won't be a problem xx

yay!! Do you want to bring some biccies with you? Xx

Indeed. Anything in particular or one of those huge family size boxes with a bit of everything in??

A big family size one for us! If you find Mr Right along the way could you please bring him with you?

Unlikely. I might find a couple of 'mr right-now' would that do?? X"

Yep they'll do!! I'm kind and will let you share them!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bring Ruby and the biccies here!

oh that does sound like a brilliant plan!

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"An hour (or 5) to chat and that would do me very well.

I can talk for England rubes so that won't be a problem xx

yay!! Do you want to bring some biccies with you? Xx

Indeed. Anything in particular or one of those huge family size boxes with a bit of everything in??

Bring Ruby and the biccies here!

I'll drop ruby at yours on the way to obi you can keep each other company while I'm on my travels.

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"A big fluffy cardie for me. The oversize comfort ones please hottie"

I will find you one. Would you like it pink to match your ribbon?? Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need hot lemon and honey and something rubbed on my chest ( but not Vicks ) and whilst I am poorly maybe you could keep Luke entertained for a while?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not sad or ill but I could do with some lovin'

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"I need hot lemon and honey and something rubbed on my chest ( but not Vicks ) and whilst I am poorly maybe you could keep Luke entertained for a while?

Ooh I could do some chest rubbing

Occupying luke won't be a problem I've got some decorating needs doing! (Joke!!!

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"I'm not sad or ill but I could do with some lovin' "

No problem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need hot lemon and honey and something rubbed on my chest ( but not Vicks ) and whilst I am poorly maybe you could keep Luke entertained for a while?

Ooh I could do some chest rubbing

Occupying luke won't be a problem I've got some decorating needs doing! (Joke!!!

) "

He is pretty rubbish at decorating lol!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not sad or ill but I could do with some lovin'

No problem

I knew getting a helicopter landing pad on my roof was a wise investment!

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"I'm not sad or ill but I could do with some lovin'

No problem

I knew getting a helicopter landing pad on my roof was a wise investment! "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm fine although in need of some adult conversation. Bring vodka, wine, chocolate and a chick flick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not sad/poorly or lonely but I love the thought of cuddles from you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well if you need a helicopter pilot I'm free, although you'll have to promise not to distract me.................too much.

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"I'm fine although in need of some adult conversation. Bring vodka, wine, chocolate and a chick flick

I hear that!! I'll be with you ASAP X

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

I need a huggle and aspirin ta

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By *issHottieBottie OP Woman
over a year ago

Kent

"I need a huggle and aspirin ta"

No probs. be with you as soon as possible x

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