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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

had a clumsy couple of days this weekend

dropped food down my nice new white top at a friends dinner party

fell over walking to my sisters house (luckily it was dark so no one saw me lol)

fell over outside my front door (unluckily letsbe saw me but he was very good and didn't laugh - that i know of)

fell over on the decking at chams (luckily no one saw me that time as i swore a lot and nearly cried)

nearly fell over in chams by the changing rooms

think i'd best stay on the sofa today lol

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire

Or just stay of the booze for a bit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just today? Lol not good falling over I once fell over a wall d*unk my brother nearly crashed his car laughin luckily he didn't have time to get it caught on camera,

Proper meerkat moment apparently lol

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

"Just today? Lol not good falling over I once fell over a wall d*unk my brother nearly crashed his car laughin luckily he didn't have time to get it caught on camera,

Proper meerkat moment apparently lol "

was over a few days this weekend to be fair.

Falling over a wall is pretty spectacular. i once slid on my front across the Wales/England border

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Haha inter country sliding wow that's impressive to be honest. And over a few days ok or the amount of times lol

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

With that much bad luck, I think in the interests of cosmic balance, you should buy a lottery ticket

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

"had a clumsy couple of days this weekend

dropped food down my nice new white top at a friends dinner party

fell over walking to my sisters house (luckily it was dark so no one saw me lol)

fell over outside my front door (unluckily letsbe saw me but he was very good and didn't laugh - that i know of)

fell over on the decking at chams (luckily no one saw me that time as i swore a lot and nearly cried)

nearly fell over in chams by the changing rooms

think i'd best stay on the sofa today lol"

That's more than clumsy....you should come with a hazard warning.

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By *litterbabeWoman
over a year ago

hiding from cock pics.

I had a first get together with someone recently and while moving in for a snog he kneed me between the legs, he had a shoelace undone and I stood on it later and he almost hit the floor...

It was really hilarious!

In his own words... Not all that smooth.. But so funny.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got hit in the nose recently as he went in for a cuddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm extremely clumsy when rushing. So much so, it's a lot safer to just be late. Latest is I pulled the handle off the fridge at work the other day and then when I did retrieve said lunchbox, dropped it and lost my dinner. Made myself even later for an appointment as had to sort the mess and attempt to fix the fridge. I'm also known for attempting to walk into glass doors

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By *ittle_brat_evie!! OP Woman
over a year ago

evesham

And to carry on a theme, I neat fell out of letsbe's side of the bad last night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I got hit in the nose recently as he went in for a cuddle

Pretty sure you should question who your snuggle buddy is when they try to disguise punching you in the face as a cuddle.

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