FabSwingers.com forum: Never polish a wooden floor

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Ive just nearly done the splits and buggered up me knee again

I had spilt some coffee and while using leather wipes on the sofa, decided i was to lazy to go get a cloth so used the leather wipe....

wrong !!!

It dried and turned into a death trap...

Im sure i would have gotton full marks,in a torville and dean way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Ive just nearly done the splits and buggered up me knee again

I had spilt some coffee and while using leather wipes on the sofa, decided i was to lazy to go get a cloth so used the leather wipe....

wrong !!!

It dried and turned into a death trap...

Im sure i would have gotton full marks,in a torville and dean way

Hope you are okay

A Torville and Dean way? Is that like a 3way but with Torville and Dean. Haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Lmao

as in an "ice skating" move

and yes....knee ok...i think it was the shock more than anything. pmsl

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

You should stick fly paper to your bare feet. It works a treat.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You should stick fly paper to your bare feet. It works a treat. "

But then she might get her feet stuck on someone's flies while trying to give a foot job

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I did it once.the dog couldn't stand up,too make it worse when she skidded her claws came out making her situ ten times worse.our daughter went flying.vowed never to do it again

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By *hocksandmissusCouple
over a year ago

Chester-ish

my husband once thought it was a good idea to use a silicon dashboard spray on the wooden floors to bring the shine back well it sure brought the shine back but nobody could stand up in the room xxxxxx

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

I did the splits on mine, didn't even know I could do them! That will teach me to walk on a polished floor in my socks!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just for a second, i was quite impressed i was still so pliable.....

the feeling didnt last though

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

a good argument for not cleaning today!!! thanks peaches

just got to work on one for tomorrow and the rest of the week haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We used to have the parque flooring in my mum house, it was funny as every few years my dad would polish the floor. It was great my sister and I slide down the hall to the botton of the stairs it was great, sadly the poor dog never did get any purchase on tbe floor and usually went flying down the hall and into the front door then come skidding up the stair after us.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've done the same before in our last house. Was walking around like Bambi despite multiple floor mops till it eventually rubbed off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also never mix alcohol, shoes or boots with no grip and wooden floor as this can also lead to lazy splits(as I call them, there are splits only legs not straight) when bending down to lift alcohol off floor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love watching our two dogs on ours when its feeding time lol ...Treadmill time without the treadmill

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