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The cold got into my bones

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

After a day in bitterly cold gale force winds I spent a good 2 hours shivering when I got home and my hip aches like hell.

Explained this to my Nan who told me the cold got into my bones

What strange things have older people said to you?

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

There are many old sayings that my parents used for the weather, like for March its in like a lamb and out like a lion or visa versa. For summer it was oak before the ash we're in for a splash and ash before the oak we're in for a soak

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

Don't sit on cold steps, you'll get piles

Don't have a bath when you're on your period (no fecking idea why)

Don't go near pregnant animals on your period, you could cause them to abort

If you pick it, it'll never get better (that one's probably accurate)

Don't swallow chuddy, it'll tangle your guts

It's a wonder I ever survived adolescence

**bought to you by the department for old wives tales**

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By *taffsfella1Man
over a year ago

Newcastle-under-Lyme

Don't put your coat on indoors, you won't feel it when you get outside

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By *edangel_2013Woman
over a year ago

southend

My gran had all kind of gems, especially when we convinced her Hooch was cloudy lemonade and she washed her anti-depressants down with it!!!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Don't go out with wet hair, you will catch cold.

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

If the wind changes you'll stay like that.

(Oh how I wish I'd listened to them! )

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

Breaking a mirror means 7 years bad luck (I fecking hope not because I smashed a full length one last week)

Something about putting shoes on a table being unlucky.

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By *anatee175Couple
over a year ago

Sunderland


"Don't sit on cold steps, you'll get piles

Don't have a bath when you're on your period (no fecking idea why)

Don't go near pregnant animals on your period, you could cause them to abort

If you pick it, it'll never get better (that one's probably accurate)

Don't swallow chuddy, it'll tangle your guts

It's a wonder I ever survived adolescence

**bought to you by the department for old wives tales**"

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dont stick you finger up you nose, it might get stuck up there

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford


"My gran had all kind of gems, especially when we convinced her Hooch was cloudy lemonade and she washed her anti-depressants down with it!!!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thermal tights under your breeches and thermal socks, keep ur feet warm!

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"

Something about putting shoes on a table being unlucky."
New shoes on a table= unlucky

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Don't stir a teapot or you'll end up in a row (argument).

If you're ears are burning someone is talking about you. Right for spite and left for love.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'You'll be laughing on the other side of your face in a minute'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Don't do that, you'll go blind'

(needless to say I didn't listen and now wear glasses)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My grandad always says "resoect your parents ben you only get one set"

I agree with him.

The issue is he says it like I don't already.

Im the good one!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon


"

Something about putting shoes on a table being unlucky.New shoes on a table= unlucky "

My dad to this day won't put shoes on table whether new or not....I'm the same

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

'Don't put an umbrella up in the house'

Similar to the shoes on table thing I think, resulting in a lifetime of bad luck and curses, naturally.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'Don't put an umbrella up in the house'

Similar to the shoes on table thing I think, resulting in a lifetime of bad luck and curses, naturally. "

Don't stare or your face will set like that.

Don't swallow apple pips - a tree will grow.

Don't walk under ladders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"'Don't put an umbrella up in the house'

Similar to the shoes on table thing I think, resulting in a lifetime of bad luck and curses, naturally.

Don't stare or your face will set like that.

Don't swallow apple pips - a tree will grow.

Don't walk under ladders

Haha, I remember the apple pips one, used to believe it too.

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By *icked weaselCouple
over a year ago

Near Edinburgh..

Dont Pick Your Nose.. Because if You Pick too Far Your Nose will Cave-in and Brain Will Slip out..

Sick parents but it stopped me picking my Nose lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dont Pick Your Nose.. Because if You Pick too Far Your Nose will Cave-in and Brain Will Slip out..

Sick parents but it stopped me picking my Nose lol "

I've had that one

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