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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Do you all aim to have hard cock pictures and they go flaccid when you reach for the camera?

Those with hard cock pictures, do you get the camera ready for the moment or are you able to maintain the erection until you get the shot you want?

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By *oasterCockbumMan
over a year ago

Highway 61

Double sided sticky tape an lolly pop sticks ...... the joys of Blue Peter the porn years .......

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Double sided sticky tape an lolly pop sticks ...... the joys of Blue Peter the porn years ....... "

Is that underneath or along the sides?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was my old white fairy liquid bottle. As, Sarah. Green. demonstrated on, Blue. Peter.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I was my old white fairy liquid bottle. As, Sarah. Green. demonstrated on, Blue. Peter. "

Your cock is a fairy liquid bottle?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was my old white fairy liquid bottle. As, Sarah. Green. demonstrated on, Blue. Peter.

Your cock is a fairy liquid bottle? "

No, lol, but, my cock always stands-up like a fairy liquid bottle, LMAO.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being a guy and having the uncontrollable urge to think about sex a billion times a day, we probably spend 80-90% of our waking hours thinking about it...and our dreams filled with it to.

So if you miss the erect photo opportunity you just have to wait a matter of moments before the next sexual fantasy rears it's ugly head and bringing another photo opportunity.

Basically if a guy has a camera in his hand it won't be long before an appropriate shot appears ;p lol

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By *oasterCockbumMan
over a year ago

Highway 61


"Double sided sticky tape an lolly pop sticks ...... the joys of Blue Peter the porn years .......

Is that underneath or along the sides?

"

Baith .... and if ma sticky tape gits soggy a go fur the old lolly stick doon the the japer trick ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get it hard with one hand, get the camera ready with the other, or if I'm feeling vain I'll use a tripod and tethered camera.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Double sided sticky tape an lolly pop sticks ...... the joys of Blue Peter the porn years ....... "

I tried using elastic bands instead, but struggled to get them off again.

And that's how I got a blue peter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I was my old white fairy liquid bottle. As, Sarah. Green. demonstrated on, Blue. Peter. "

I don't remember Sarah Green demonstrating how to maintain an erection with a fairy liquid bottle is that why she had to leave Blue Peter lol

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Being a guy and having the uncontrollable urge to think about sex a billion times a day, we probably spend 80-90% of our waking hours thinking about it...and our dreams filled with it to.

So if you miss the erect photo opportunity you just have to wait a matter of moments before the next sexual fantasy rears it's ugly head and bringing another photo opportunity.

Basically if a guy has a camera in his hand it won't be long before an appropriate shot appears ;p lol"

Then why are there so many flaccid cocks on Fab?

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Get it hard with one hand, get the camera ready with the other, or if I'm feeling vain I'll use a tripod and tethered camera. "

You use a tripod to hold your cock up?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don't let it know you are taking a pic of it .. just sneak up on it

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Double sided sticky tape an lolly pop sticks ...... the joys of Blue Peter the porn years .......

I tried using elastic bands instead, but struggled to get them off again.

And that's how I got a blue peter."

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Don't let it know you are taking a pic of it .. just sneak up on it "

From behind?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had 2, Google. wot ( flaccid ) ment? LMAO.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get it hard with one hand, get the camera ready with the other, or if I'm feeling vain I'll use a tripod and tethered camera.

You use a tripod to hold your cock up?"

Good god no! The camera

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By *ordonBennettMan
over a year ago

dover

I get a "fluffer" in!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Get it hard with one hand, get the camera ready with the other, or if I'm feeling vain I'll use a tripod and tethered camera.

You use a tripod to hold your cock up?

Good god no! The camera"

So you prepare... ok.

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Wandsworth


"Being a guy and having the uncontrollable urge to think about sex a billion times a day, we probably spend 80-90% of our waking hours thinking about it...and our dreams filled with it to.

So if you miss the erect photo opportunity you just have to wait a matter of moments before the next sexual fantasy rears it's ugly head and bringing another photo opportunity.

Basically if a guy has a camera in his hand it won't be long before an appropriate shot appears ;p lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah we ladies are so lucky in sex I reckon

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By *igSuki81Man
over a year ago

Retirement Village


"Do you all aim to have hard cock pictures and they go flaccid when you reach for the camera?

Those with hard cock pictures, do you get the camera ready for the moment or are you able to maintain the erection until you get the shot you want?

"

No we dont all aim for hard cock pics. Some of us dont have any on here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Get it hard with one hand, get the camera ready with the other, or if I'm feeling vain I'll use a tripod and tethered camera.

You use a tripod to hold your cock up?

Good god no! The camera

So you prepare... ok."

Not always, sometimes it's off the cuff

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't let it know you are taking a pic of it .. just sneak up on it

From behind?"

Yes and dont spend hours trying to get it to smile x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being a guy and having the uncontrollable urge to think about sex a billion times a day, we probably spend 80-90% of our waking hours thinking about it...and our dreams filled with it to.

So if you miss the erect photo opportunity you just have to wait a matter of moments before the next sexual fantasy rears it's ugly head and bringing another photo opportunity.

Basically if a guy has a camera in his hand it won't be long before an appropriate shot appears ;p lol

Then why are there so many flaccid cocks on Fab?"

I don't have that problem, I'm a rare guy...I can multi task...press a camera button and still think of sexy time both at the same time lol

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Don't let it know you are taking a pic of it .. just sneak up on it

From behind? Yes and dont spend hours trying to get it to smile x"

I like it when they smile.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oooppps

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Oooppps "

Have you made a mess?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't let it know you are taking a pic of it .. just sneak up on it

From behind? Yes and dont spend hours trying to get it to smile x

I like it when they smile.

"

Really ? I find it cheesy

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Don't let it know you are taking a pic of it .. just sneak up on it

From behind? Yes and dont spend hours trying to get it to smile x

I like it when they smile.

Really ? I find it cheesy "

A genuine smile with a little jiggy happy dance.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Fast shutter speed so the moment is caught in 1/20th of a second.

Ps. I can show you a before and after

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Fast shutter speed so the moment is caught in 1/20th of a second.

Ps. I can show you a before and after "

That explains everything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't let it know you are taking a pic of it .. just sneak up on it

From behind? Yes and dont spend hours trying to get it to smile x

I like it when they smile.

Really ? I find it cheesy

A genuine smile with a little jiggy happy dance.

"

To much jiggy jiggering and it has a disgusting habit of spitting at the camera

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you all aim to have hard cock pictures and they go flaccid when you reach for the camera?

Those with hard cock pictures, do you get the camera ready for the moment or are you able to maintain the erection until you get the shot you want?

"

Viagra normally does the trick.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't bother with my little inch and a wrinkle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Fast shutter speed so the moment is caught in 1/20th of a second.

Ps. I can show you a before and after "

1/20th, fast? Really? ........ you either must be able to keep it really still or you like the blurrrrrry affect!!

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Fast shutter speed so the moment is caught in 1/20th of a second.

Ps. I can show you a before and after

1/20th, fast? Really? ........ you either must be able to keep it really still or you like the blurrrrrry affect!! "

What speed would you need?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you all aim to have hard cock pictures and they go flaccid when you reach for the camera?

Those with hard cock pictures, do you get the camera ready for the moment or are you able to maintain the erection until you get the shot you want?

"

I pour cement down me japs eye n hold me todger rigid till it sets. Then I have the luxury to take as long as I want getting the perfect pic

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"Do you all aim to have hard cock pictures and they go flaccid when you reach for the camera?

Those with hard cock pictures, do you get the camera ready for the moment or are you able to maintain the erection until you get the shot you want?

"

If you can't keep it hard for long enough to take a picture,then the pictures not your real problem.

Flaccid cock shots are a bit of a puzzler?

it doesn't have to smile,but guys,you could at least make it look happy.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Do you all aim to have hard cock pictures and they go flaccid when you reach for the camera?

Those with hard cock pictures, do you get the camera ready for the moment or are you able to maintain the erection until you get the shot you want?

If you can't keep it hard for long enough to take a picture,then the pictures not your real problem.

Flaccid cock shots are a bit of a puzzler?

it doesn't have to smile,but guys,you could at least make it look happy. "

I don't understand the flaccid floating in the bath cock pictures. Up periscope I say.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm usually having my cock sucked while taking the snap..

hand the camera to someone else

if on my own(I rarely take lone pics), I use the timer...rarely ever use a mirror

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By *aucy3Couple
over a year ago

glasgow


"Do you all aim to have hard cock pictures and they go flaccid when you reach for the camera?

Those with hard cock pictures, do you get the camera ready for the moment or are you able to maintain the erection until you get the shot you want?

If you can't keep it hard for long enough to take a picture,then the pictures not your real problem.

Flaccid cock shots are a bit of a puzzler?

it doesn't have to smile,but guys,you could at least make it look happy.

I don't understand the flaccid floating in the bath cock pictures. Up periscope I say.

"

They don't work when they're down.

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I'm usually having my cock sucked while taking the snap..

hand the camera to someone else

if on my own(I rarely take lone pics), I use the timer...rarely ever use a mirror"

There seems to have been a little trend for mirror image cock pictures. It's strange seeing two.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you all aim to have hard cock pictures and they go flaccid when you reach for the camera?

"

.....

Lickety are you suggesting males cannot hold an erection beyond 30 seconds?....

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Do you all aim to have hard cock pictures and they go flaccid when you reach for the camera?

.....

Lickety are you suggesting males cannot hold an erection beyond 30 seconds?.... "

Erm, well... not all I'm sure. I just have a habit of meeting some that can't manage to "concentrate" if they are distracted by, let's say, getting a camera out.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you all aim to have hard cock pictures and they go flaccid when you reach for the camera?

.....

Lickety are you suggesting males cannot hold an erection beyond 30 seconds?....

Erm, well... not all I'm sure. I just have a habit of meeting some that can't manage to "concentrate" if they are distracted by, let's say, getting a camera out.

"

Do you like to keep a pictorial record of all your meets

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some cocks are just photogenic

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Do you all aim to have hard cock pictures and they go flaccid when you reach for the camera?

.....

Lickety are you suggesting males cannot hold an erection beyond 30 seconds?....

Erm, well... not all I'm sure. I just have a habit of meeting some that can't manage to "concentrate" if they are distracted by, let's say, getting a camera out.

Do you like to keep a pictorial record of all your meets "

Good lord no! I don't have any naughty pictures of men. I only have a face picture of two men I have met as they are friends and I have only taken naked pictures of my ex for his profile.

I was using the example of doing something else, like getting a camera out and taking the picture, to illustrate that some cocks I have come across have trouble concentrating on the job (not) in hand.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you all aim to have hard cock pictures and they go flaccid when you reach for the camera?

Those with hard cock pictures, do you get the camera ready for the moment or are you able to maintain the erection until you get the shot you want?

If you can't keep it hard for long enough to take a picture,then the pictures not your real problem.

Flaccid cock shots are a bit of a puzzler?

it doesn't have to smile,but guys,you could at least make it look happy.

I don't understand the flaccid floating in the bath cock pictures. Up periscope I say.

"

You stole my line! ......but 1/60th is considered to be the minimum handheld speed ..........then you have to add the subject being syphoned or even shakier, the infamous 'double hand held'!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you all aim to have hard cock pictures and they go flaccid when you reach for the camera?

.....

Lickety are you suggesting males cannot hold an erection beyond 30 seconds?....

Erm, well... not all I'm sure. I just have a habit of meeting some that can't manage to "concentrate" if they are distracted by, let's say, getting a camera out.

Do you like to keep a pictorial record of all your meets

Good lord no! I don't have any naughty pictures of men. I only have a face picture of two men I have met as they are friends and I have only taken naked pictures of my ex for his profile.

I was using the example of doing something else, like getting a camera out and taking the picture, to illustrate that some cocks I have come across have trouble concentrating on the job (not) in hand.

"

whipping out a camera unannounced might have that flaccid affect on a guy

Glad to sat that hasn't been an issue for me so far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you all aim to have hard cock pictures and they go flaccid when you reach for the camera?

Those with hard cock pictures, do you get the camera ready for the moment or are you able to maintain the erection until you get the shot you want?

You sir are a rare breed indeed.

No we dont all aim for hard cock pics. Some of us dont have any on here "

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey


"Get it hard with one hand, get the camera ready with the other, or if I'm feeling vain I'll use a tripod and tethered camera.

You use a tripod to hold your cock up?"

Got a funny image in my head now!

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

I actually quite like some of the flaccid cock pics.

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By *KMaxMan
over a year ago

Bristol


"I was my old white fairy liquid bottle. As, Sarah. Green. demonstrated on, Blue. Peter.

I don't remember Sarah Green demonstrating how to maintain an erection with a fairy liquid bottle is that why she had to leave Blue Peter lol"

Thinking of Sarah Green is enough to get any bloke hard

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By *icketysplits OP   Woman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"I was my old white fairy liquid bottle. As, Sarah. Green. demonstrated on, Blue. Peter.

I don't remember Sarah Green demonstrating how to maintain an erection with a fairy liquid bottle is that why she had to leave Blue Peter lol

Thinking of Sarah Green is enough to get any bloke hard "

I'm sure there are some younger men on here that have no idea who Sarah Green is. Perhaps that should be the next question.

Go and look and Sarah Green pictures and then let us know if she made you hard enough to take a photo.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you all aim to have hard cock pictures and they go flaccid when you reach for the camera?

Those with hard cock pictures, do you get the camera ready for the moment or are you able to maintain the erection until you get the shot you want?

"

Lol can maintain it even if I have to run upstairs to get my phone to take the pic haha

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