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By *uby0000 OP   Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

we have tit sizing so why don't we have bollock sizing?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

because bollocks are personal, we don't lift, separate and show them, its a man thang x

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By *egularFunMan
over a year ago

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"we have tit sizing so why don't we have bollock sizing? "

Would that sizing be done before...or after? Lol

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By *uby0000 OP   Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire


"we have tit sizing so why don't we have bollock sizing?

Would that sizing be done before...or after? Lol"

that's a good point hand sizing would do before and after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"because bollocks are personal, we don't lift, separate and show them, its a man thang x"

I do sometimes

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By *uby0000 OP   Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

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By *uby0000 OP   Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

I remember a bloke I saw years ago who had bollocks so big it was like bouncing on a space hopper lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well as you know us guys are full of bollocks, so how would you measure?

1. Knee high full of bollocks

2. Waist high full of bollocks

3. Moobs high full of bollocks

4. Chin high full of bollocks

5. Completely full of bollocks

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By *uby0000 OP   Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire


"Well as you know us guys are full of bollocks, so how would you measure?

1. Knee high full of bollocks

2. Waist high full of bollocks

3. Moobs high full of bollocks

4. Chin high full of bollocks

5. Completely full of bollocks

"

5 is common lol

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By *uckyinlustMan
over a year ago

manchester

I think you would need an age range ........as they tend to get bigger the older you get , some blokes in their eighties need an Asda "bag for life " just to carry them around so they don't get damaged by dragging them on the floor, bit like breasts and knees .........the damage can be serious...........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I remember a bloke I saw years ago who had bollocks so big it was like bouncing on a space hopper lol"

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By *uby0000 OP   Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire


"I think you would need an age range ........as they tend to get bigger the older you get , some blokes in their eighties need an Asda "bag for life " just to carry them around so they don't get damaged by dragging them on the floor, bit like breasts and knees .........the damage can be serious........... "

or a wheel barrow lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I think you would need an age range ........as they tend to get bigger the older you get , some blokes in their eighties need an Asda "bag for life " just to carry them around so they don't get damaged by dragging them on the floor, bit like breasts and knees .........the damage can be serious...........

or a wheel barrow lol"

Think I need a wheel barrow with extra strong suspension....it's been too long

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excessively big bollocks tend to have something very wrong with them ^^

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By *uby0000 OP   Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire


"I think you would need an age range ........as they tend to get bigger the older you get , some blokes in their eighties need an Asda "bag for life " just to carry them around so they don't get damaged by dragging them on the floor, bit like breasts and knees .........the damage can be serious...........

or a wheel barrow lol

Think I need a wheel barrow with extra strong suspension....it's been too long "

is that why old people have shollies? lol

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By *uby0000 OP   Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire


"Excessively big bollocks tend to have something very wrong with them ^^"

swelling?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm just not looking forward to the age that when I'm shagging doggy style, that my nut sack is swinging up and hitting her in the chin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Excessively big bollocks tend to have something very wrong with them ^^

swelling? "

May be due to infection, blockage of venous drainage, hernia, fluid collections etc. Look at all big bollocks with suspicion!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Check my bollocks out and let me know what you think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"because bollocks are personal, we don't lift, separate and show them, its a man thang x"

Some do. Thats what arab strapping is for

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm just not looking forward to the age that when I'm shagging doggy style, that my nut sack is swinging up and hitting her in the chin "

You get use to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They do there job.

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By *ev-PMan
over a year ago

Hampshire

Just measured mine in an egg carton ...ones medium and the others large

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By *uby0000 OP   Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire


"Excessively big bollocks tend to have something very wrong with them ^^

swelling?

May be due to infection, blockage of venous drainage, hernia, fluid collections etc. Look at all big bollocks with suspicion!"

actually I was worried about it he reckoned he had no health issues I will admit I couldn't let him see my face as I was grinning

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By *uby0000 OP   Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire


"I'm just not looking forward to the age that when I'm shagging doggy style, that my nut sack is swinging up and hitting her in the chin

You get use to it "

its ok our tits sagging stops them chinning us lol

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Well I had mine "checked" last night by a friend and she said they were definately bigger than the week previous when welast played. After draining me of a week's worth of build-up she confirmed they were smaller. Her Naughty Nurse outfit also now needs a good clean

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Interestingly enough, its speculated that testicles may vary in size due to sperm competition in our ancestors, where females may have had more than one sexual partner at a time, and therefore larger testicles supposedly yielding a greater sperm volume would have carried a reproductive benefit by increasing the chances of that male being the one to impregnate her. Its also thought this may be why larger cocks are also considered superior to smaller ones, due to being able to ejaculate deeper inside a woman.

Basically, bigger testicles mean more troops, bigger penis means deploying them closer to the objective

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I realised my X wife's tits where getting saggy when I could still suck them even when we was in bunk beds

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Excessively big bollocks tend to have something very wrong with them ^^

swelling?

May be due to infection, blockage of venous drainage, hernia, fluid collections etc. Look at all big bollocks with suspicion!"

I usually close my eyes when a pair of bollocks are hitting my chin

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

like peanuts when cold and Brazil nuts when warm like my cock really its like a clitoris when cold and a AA battery when warm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The biggest bollocks I've ever seen are written on this forum.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just measured mine in an egg carton ...ones medium and the others large "

Isn't one always bigger than the other?

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By *hyllyphyllyMan
over a year ago

Bradford

My balls are like peas...... Petits pois

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The biggest bollocks I've ever seen are written on this forum."

no different to 90% of them you can never them seriously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a load of bollocks

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By *ev-PMan
over a year ago

Hampshire


"Just measured mine in an egg carton ...ones medium and the others large

Isn't one always bigger than the other? "

Think so ..mines on the left. Does it vary? I don't know

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