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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Following on from another thread

If you were to get Christmas presents for another forum member, what would you get and for who

I would get Ryan some maps for his swimmers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd get QoT some halo polish (cos she's a proper angel)

Ryan some KFC vouchers (cos he should try something new)

Aphrodite and Licketysplits massive bunches of flowers (cos I like their interesting threads)

Everyone else would get a chunky kitkat. (cos without everyone the forum would be boring, even the grumpy ones cos they make it interesting).

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Male swimmers don't need maps silly.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I'd get complex mister a smoke alarm because he is smokin hot.....

did I just type that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well i love laides in corset that is what i would but as for who Mmmm need to think on that one, do not want to upset anyone. The might think i think they are fat.

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I'd get Blonde Caz a double ended dildo so she could post some photos of her using it to me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Id give cheekychops the burger she wanted last night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd get Buxom-Brunette some macano

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By *riendly foeWoman
over a year ago

In a crisp poke on the A814

Buy all the "I cant get a meet" guys and hour with their local hooker

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I'd get all the hotties one way tickets to Glasgow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Socks for Popeye of course.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Male swimmers don't need maps silly.

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you saying you wld stop and ask directions ? hmmmm

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I would get QOT a new bingo dabber

Steel Heels some mayo for her fish finger.

Lickety Splits some touch screen gloves.

Glowworm some baby oil

Virago some PVC Polish

Minxie a DIY manual

Fmuma a realistic rubber fanny for chickens.

3rd Person a stethoscope for her nurses nurses outfit

Tease and Red a kinky threesome photoshoot with my camera

Moody a kipper

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Lucy I would give my waders

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Buy all the "I cant get a meet" guys and hour with their local hooker

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd get Buxom-Brunette some macano "

It would help if I could spell what I will be giving!

Meccano

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Id give Obi a personal cake shop

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dyslexic courses 4 myself.

It may stop me writing in ( txt speech ) LMAO.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would get QOT a new bingo dabber

Steel Heels some mayo for her fish finger.

Lickety Splits some touch screen gloves.

Glowworm some baby oil

Virago some PVC Polish

Minxie a DIY manual

Fmuma a realistic rubber fanny for chickens.

3rd Person a stethoscope for her nurses nurses outfit

Tease and Red a kinky threesome photoshoot with my camera

Moody a kipper

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Lucy I would give my waders

A fooking kipper

I will have you know just did the scratch and sniff and there is def no bloody kipper smell and I would rather keep it that way so you can stick your kipper up your arse

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I'd give Lucy a giant studded paddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I want to be cliche and predictable

Id like to buy The Fockers some snorkels and swimming lessons

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By *uckyinlustMan
over a year ago

manchester

I'd get Aphrodite some Golden thigh length boots ................

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I would get QOT a new bingo dabber

Steel Heels some mayo for her fish finger.

Lickety Splits some touch screen gloves.

Glowworm some baby oil

Virago some PVC Polish

Minxie a DIY manual

Fmuma a realistic rubber fanny for chickens.

3rd Person a stethoscope for her nurses nurses outfit

Tease and Red a kinky threesome photoshoot with my camera

Moody a kipper

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Lucy I would give my waders

A fooking kipper

I will have you know just did the scratch and sniff and there is def no bloody kipper smell and I would rather keep it that way so you can stick your kipper up your arse

So ungrateful

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get: InfiniteOppenheimers

Pair of odd coloured leg Warmers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd get Cougar a spanking paddle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd get complex mister a smoke alarm because he is smokin hot.....

did I just type that "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would buy the following

Ryan = deluxe waders and matching wellies

QOT = a crown to match her name

Hottie bottie= a pair of leather hot pants do she can show of her gorgeous bum

Femme fatal = her very own shoe shop

Paville = a night in a dungeon with me!!

Lickety = I would take out to dinner and wine and dine her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id get BrightonSteve a massive tattoo and a book on how not to be a pussy while having it done...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd treat everyone to a tin of sprouts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd treat everyone to a tin of sprouts

So that's a kipper and a tin of sprouts so far , hey Christmas dinner is sounding better all the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd treat everyone to a tin of sprouts

So that's a kipper and a tin of sprouts so far , hey Christmas dinner is sounding better all the time

Your house will stink

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd treat everyone to a tin of sprouts

So that's a kipper and a tin of sprouts so far , hey Christmas dinner is sounding better all the time

Your house will stink

It's fine there will only be me in it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would get QOT a new bingo dabber

Steel Heels some mayo for her fish finger.

Lickety Splits some touch screen gloves.

Glowworm some baby oil

Virago some PVC Polish

Minxie a DIY manual

Fmuma a realistic rubber fanny for chickens.

3rd Person a stethoscope for her nurses nurses outfit

Tease and Red a kinky threesome photoshoot with my camera

Moody a kipper

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Lucy I would give my waders

A fooking kipper

I will have you know just did the scratch and sniff and there is def no bloody kipper smell and I would rather keep it that way so you can stick your kipper up your arse

Thats a different fetish altogether

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd treat everyone to a tin of sprouts

So that's a kipper and a tin of sprouts so far , hey Christmas dinner is sounding better all the time

Well go on then as it's you I'll slip you a jar of me homemade mackerel custard

(but don't let on or everyone else will want one too! )

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd treat everyone to a tin of sprouts

So that's a kipper and a tin of sprouts so far , hey Christmas dinner is sounding better all the time

Well go on then as it's you I'll slip you a jar of me homemade mackerel custard

(but don't let on or everyone else will want one too! )

I so wish we had a puking smilie right now

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By *orny69pussyCouple
over a year ago

Tonbridge

Batteries for all!!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'm going to the Land that is Pound and it's bullets and vibrating cock rings for everyone. Then have a party.

Except Ryan. I'd take him out for a curry and then let him walk home.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

I'd get Fruitloop a hands top.

Iconic1 a ticket to a big west end show, because she looks as if she'd have a great time there.

Manrider a gig in a comedy club, as he'd be a hoot on stage.

Serenity some scoobie snacks for her pussy.

CrystalWheels tickets to fetish club in Amsterdam.

My EXTREMELY sexy friend Gemma a good excuse not to do Movember at work.

Steelheels tickets to see the comedian of her choice.

CrazyCrazyKnight an introduction to Craig Cash, as I think they could write some really good comedy together.

BrightonSteve The Times Atlas of History, not that he needs it, he'd enjoy it.

Naughtyous Maximus - some pink fluffy slippers.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get: InfiniteOppenheimers

Pair of odd coloured leg Warmers "

I'll pm you my address

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd buy desinavaginas for those with ugly ones

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By *atcherofmyballsMan
over a year ago

hereford

I'd get Minxie lots and lots of cotton wool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Id get Ryan an appointment to see the nurse

Cheeky id book a pamper spa date for us and wine n dine her.

Lickety a satnav that tells her where she needs to turn before the turn and not after

Lucy a vagazzle so i could inspect it and Luke could help me.

Rusty some fluffy cuffs

Moo some bum spot cream

And i will keep thinking

Tina would get one of those sweety bikini tops if i can find one big enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd get Cougar a spanking paddle

Be gentle I don't like pain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Get: InfiniteOppenheimers

Pair of odd coloured leg Warmers

I'll pm you my address

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd get Cougar a spanking paddle

Be gentle I don't like pain "

I will be gentle spanking you and pulling your hair.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd get BlueEyes a pair of handcuffs.... Chain her to me!

Anyone want to buy me something?! Pretty please?!

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Now that I've read the thread, thank you. I've got flowers, dinner, gloves and a SatNav. I just need shoes and a frock and I'm set.

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By *issBehavingxxWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

I'd buy Kountess of Kink a stock of feather boas

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I'd like to add bubble wrap to my gifts for everyone. We could all jump up and down and pop all the bubbles at the party.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd like to add bubble wrap to my gifts for everyone. We could all jump up and down and pop all the bubbles at the party.

I do love a bit of bubble wrap large and small ones.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd get Cougar a spanking paddle

Be gentle I don't like pain "

It's for you to use on me...I believe you still owe me a good spanking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now that I've read the thread, thank you. I've got flowers, dinner, gloves and a SatNav. I just need shoes and a frock and I'm set. "

You need to consult Minxie on shoes, she is an expert lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Now that I've read the thread, thank you. I've got flowers, dinner, gloves and a SatNav. I just need shoes and a frock and I'm set. "

I'm sending you some tinned sprouts a jar of my homemade mackerel custard n a box of liqueur infused radishes

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Now that I've read the thread, thank you. I've got flowers, dinner, gloves and a SatNav. I just need shoes and a frock and I'm set.

I'm sending you some tinned sprouts a jar of my homemade mackerel custard n a box of liqueur infused radishes

Thank you so much. Lots of things I like there, just not quite the way they have been corrupted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would make everyone vodka jellies too!

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"I'd get Blonde Caz a double ended dildo so she could post some photos of her using it to me

Already got one, you haven't looked far enough down my friends only pics

I'd buy you a hall pass for a weekend away and a ticket to Arse End

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would get SOTB a new new paddle, her old one must be wearing out. Put a pretty pink ribbon on it too x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would make everyone vodka jellies too!

I got the chilli one last night

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would make everyone vodka jellies too!

I got the chilli one last night

Would buy a new gnome to keep Oscar occupied xx

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"I'd get Blonde Caz a double ended dildo so she could post some photos of her using it to me

Already got one, you haven't looked far enough down my friends only pics

I'd buy you a hall pass for a weekend away and a ticket to Arse End

I'll have a long close look just before my shower later

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I'd get Blonde Caz a double ended dildo so she could post some photos of her using it to me

Already got one, you haven't looked far enough down my friends only pics

I'd buy you a hall pass for a weekend away and a ticket to Arse End

I'll have a long close look just before my shower later

You do have a pattern with that shower don't you?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would get SOTB a new new paddle, her old one must be wearing out. Put a pretty pink ribbon on it too x"

Thank you Jules think I now have 3 paddles and a sparkly foo foo lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would get SOTB a new new paddle, her old one must be wearing out. Put a pretty pink ribbon on it too x

Thank you Jules think I now have 3 paddles and a sparkly foo foo lol

N a tin of sprouts!

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By *londeCazWoman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

"I'd get Blonde Caz a double ended dildo so she could post some photos of her using it to me

Already got one, you haven't looked far enough down my friends only pics

I'd buy you a hall pass for a weekend away and a ticket to Arse End

I'll have a long close look just before my shower later

You do have a pattern with that shower don't you?

Yeah, he has to chip the pattern off with a chisel when it dries

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would make everyone vodka jellies too!

I got the chilli one last night

Would buy a new gnome to keep Oscar occupied xx"

Oscar's getting a fuck buddy whoop whoop xx

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I would make everyone vodka jellies too!

I got the chilli one last night

Would buy a new gnome to keep Oscar occupied xx

Oscar's getting a fuck buddy whoop whoop xx"

What if it's like the Pandas? It's not a given that they'll fancy each other.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would make everyone vodka jellies too!

I got the chilli one last night

Would buy a new gnome to keep Oscar occupied xx

Oscar's getting a fuck buddy whoop whoop xx

What if it's like the Pandas? It's not a given that they'll fancy each other."

We should get a couple then!

Just incase

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

And Serendipity28 - a cup of tea, with 2 sugars and a selection of biscuits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would make everyone vodka jellies too!

I got the chilli one last night

Would buy a new gnome to keep Oscar occupied xx

Oscar's getting a fuck buddy whoop whoop xx

What if it's like the Pandas? It's not a given that they'll fancy each other.

We should get a couple then!

Just incase

Blasted gnome has his own harem now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"And Serendipity28 - a cup of tea, with 2 sugars and a selection of biscuits

Thank you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd bring you all a massive turkey.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

I would throw another party

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By *ugby 123Couple
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over a year ago

O o O oo

Some happy dust to sprinkle over the forum for anyone who needs it on a Sunday which is overtaking Thursday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ile share my vodka with you all

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Some happy dust to sprinkle over the forum for anyone who needs it on a Sunday which is overtaking Thursday

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

Well ya load of minge bags no 1s got me a thing so you can all sod off your getting diddly squat out of me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well ya load of minge bags no 1s got me a thing so you can all sod off your getting diddly squat out of me

Don't worry - your not the only one

But then i'm too busy dancing around to grease to mind now

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

"Well ya load of minge bags no 1s got me a thing so you can all sod off your getting diddly squat out of me

Don't worry - your not the only one

But then i'm too busy dancing around to grease to mind now

I'd get you a greased pole to dance around/on

I'd get fireblade a Fred Dinbar Steam Engine DVD and some slippers.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Well ya load of minge bags no 1s got me a thing so you can all sod off your getting diddly squat out of me

Oi! I got everyone a present, bubble wrap and a party. I'm glad I didn't get the popping candy as well you ungrateful sod.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Well ya load of minge bags no 1s got me a thing so you can all sod off your getting diddly squat out of me

Don't worry - your not the only one

But then i'm too busy dancing around to grease to mind now

gowd grease my son drove me mad with that blasted film I recon I still no all the words to most of the tracks. mind you it is a giggle watching him die when I remind him of it infront of 1 of his many gfs.......hes now 24 lmfao

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Well ya load of minge bags no 1s got me a thing so you can all sod off your getting diddly squat out of me

Don't worry - your not the only one

But then i'm too busy dancing around to grease to mind now

I'd get you a greased pole to dance around/on

I'd get fireblade a Fred Dinbar Steam Engine DVD and some slippers. "

hey don't be dissing our fred in fact id quite like that after all I am an engineer just wish I had the time for my toys like him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Oh I want to be cliche and predictable

Id like to buy The Fockers some snorkels and swimming lessons

Haha I can't believe it ... Some win a hamper from lovehoney, oh no not us!

And thanks...

And for you it would be... A certificate in teaching ( swimming and snorkelling )

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By *empting Devil.Woman
over a year ago

Sheffield

"Well ya load of minge bags no 1s got me a thing so you can all sod off your getting diddly squat out of me

Oi! I got everyone a present, bubble wrap and a party. I'm glad I didn't get the popping candy as well you ungrateful sod. "

I'd get you some chocolate covered popping candy Lickety.

It's rather lush.

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Well ya load of minge bags no 1s got me a thing so you can all sod off your getting diddly squat out of me

Oi! I got everyone a present, bubble wrap and a party. I'm glad I didn't get the popping candy as well you ungrateful sod. "

ohhh buble rap what more could any1 want. A tad on the perverse side but hey im game if you are

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

I wasn't dissing. You've said before you're an engineer. It was a thoughtful gift.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Some happy dust to sprinkle over the forum for anyone who needs it on a Sunday which is overtaking Thursday

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By *ire_bladeMan
over a year ago

Manchester

"Oh I want to be cliche and predictable

Id like to buy The Fockers some snorkels and swimming lessons

Haha I can't believe it ... Some win a hamper from lovehoney, oh no not us!

And thanks...

And for you it would be... A certificate in teaching ( swimming and snorkelling )

I recon it was a fix but dont tel that bl I said so you know what shes like I like my tackle where it is

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over a year ago

"Some happy dust to sprinkle over the forum for anyone who needs it on a Sunday which is overtaking Thursday

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd get Cougar a spanking paddle

Be gentle I don't like pain

It's for you to use on me...I believe you still owe me a good spanking

Yes I do , I forgot about that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd get Cougar a spanking paddle

Be gentle I don't like pain

It's for you to use on me...I believe you still owe me a good spanking

Yes I do , I forgot about that "

Oooh don't you dare forget...after all the work I put in to earn it ;p

By the way happy Bday for Tues, I'd drop you a nice bday message, but you are ageist and blocking old gits like me lol

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