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Bent cocks like bananas?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Mine is bent like a banana and ave not seen a bent dick like a banana. Most women say it looks line a banana.I think is strange how it's bent

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine looks like a rocket.....ladies are over the moon about it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have no words

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By *obbobeanMan
over a year ago

dagenham

Yes my friend I'm afraid it is bent like a banana, but if you are not getting any complaints and it works as it should, then why worry

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By *atinaBabeCouple
over a year ago

casa caliente

Being a brazilian oh yes I love bananas lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Whatever u are blessed with is what you will always have so whatever shape it is there ain't nowt u can do about it

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By *D40Couple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Love bananas a good source of potassium

Julie x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is bent like a banana and ave not seen a bent dick like a banana. Most women say it looks line a banana.I think is strange how it's bent "

a bent penis isn't usually a health problem it is caused by

Peyronies Disease, which isn't infectious, but can be sorted by surgery, if its a problem.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They can do surgery they just snip a tendon and bam fixed. If its that much of a problem consult your doctor

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There are so many straight cocks around, I wouldn't go for a bent one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Think that is the bentest one ive ever seen on here but if it works properly leave it be xx

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By *iewMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

see the Dr, in some cases it can be peyronie's disease.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bent ones can hit spots straight ones can't and can slip easier down a throat sometimes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"There are so many straight cocks around, I wouldn't go for a bent one "

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh


"Bent ones can hit spots straight ones can't and can slip easier down a throat sometimes "

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Was born like this. It's been lik. That as long as I can remember so don't think I should see doctor lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well at least it's not prickly like a pineapple...that would be a problem

Although some of the S&M peeps might like it haha

If you are happy and your partners are happy, shape doesn't matter my friend

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By *urvywelshCouple
over a year ago

Everywhere and nowhere baby

Great for the G spot in doggy-style. X

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By *hmeohmyMan
over a year ago

UK

Mine has a bend, but it doesn't bother me at all and I have had no complaints

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By *hmeohmyMan
over a year ago

UK

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Love bananas a good source of potassium

Julie x"

I love cock....good source of "FUN"

fran x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is bent like a banana and ave not seen a bent dick like a banana. Most women say it looks line a banana.I think is strange how it's bent "
if is yellow like a banana maybe you need to get to a clinic! It could be an std !!

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter


"Mine has a bend, but it doesn't bother me at all and I have had no complaints "

Indeed no complaints at all.. yum

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North

Bendy ones are my favourite.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've a slight curve on mine blame it on to much masterbation

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mine has a slight curve as you can see in my profile pic. I think most have at least a slight curve

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine has a slight curve as you can see in my profile pic. I think most have at least a slight curve"

I like to think it helps to tough the gspot look at any gspot massager you can buy there always curved

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By *orny69pussyCouple
over a year ago

Tonbridge

Sounds like it can go round corners

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is bent like a banana and ave not seen a bent dick like a banana. Most women say it looks line a banana.I think is strange how it's bent if is yellow like a banana maybe you need to get to a clinic! It could be an std !!"

OR a..........banana!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

See most men's dick gets hard and goes up. But mine gets Hard but bends back down to the ground..my cock work well but I just wonder why is different to the ones I see on here or in clubs..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"See most men's dick gets hard and goes up. But mine gets Hard but bends back down to the ground..my cock work well but I just wonder why is different to the ones I see on here or in clubs.. "

Great tho for shagging women that can do handstands innit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have bannana with my porridge in the mirnings and it sets me up for the day

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By *dam_TinaCouple
over a year ago

Hampshire


"Mine is bent like a banana and ave not seen a bent dick like a banana. Most women say it looks line a banana.I think is strange how it's bent "

So let me see if I understand. Are you saying your dick is bent like a banana ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Had fun with a bent penis once. Good to suck on.

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By *ogamuffinMan
over a year ago

slough


"Bent ones can hit spots straight ones can't and can slip easier down a throat sometimes "

My cock curves and bend as well...and get in the right position it hits the G spot all the time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Mine is bent like a banana and ave not seen a bent dick like a banana. Most women say it looks line a banana.I think is strange how it's bent

So let me see if I understand. Are you saying your dick is bent like a banana ?"

Yeah it is really bent like a banana

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Keep off the carrots and lose the floppy ears!!! Don't wanna be known as Fucks Funny!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mine is bent like a banana and ave not seen a bent dick like a banana. Most women say it looks line a banana.I think is strange how it's bent

So let me see if I understand. Are you saying your dick is bent like a banana ?"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Keep off the carrots and lose the floppy ears!!! Don't wanna be known as Fucks Funny!! "

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

boomer rang wanting to cum back lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"boomer rang wanting to cum back lol"

it can land on my lap anytime

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"boomer rang wanting to cum back lol

it can land on my lap anytime"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Lol

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

There's definetly some bend going on there. I like bent willies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can you fuck round corners?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There's definetly some bend going on there. I like bent willies

"
want this one?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Can you fuck round corners? "

Fancy finding out your self

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

God I bet it hits the spot

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"There's definetly some bend going on there. I like bent willies

want this one? "
would I have to do a handstand

?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There's definetly some bend going on there. I like bent willies

want this one? would I have to do a handstand

?

"

Don't have to but if you want to there's always time to try a hand stand

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"God I bet it hits the spot "

Well to be honest ave been told it touches places that's never been touched b4

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire


"There's definetly some bend going on there. I like bent willies

want this one? would I have to do a handstand

?

Don't have to but if you want to there's always time to try a hand stand "
lol, not sure I could do a handstand but idcgive it a go

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By *ENDAROOSCouple
over a year ago

South West London / Surrey

I don't like bananas but I don't mind a bent or curved cock.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"There's definetly some bend going on there. I like bent willies

want this one? would I have to do a handstand

?

Don't have to but if you want to there's always time to try a hand stand lol, not sure I could do a handstand but idcgive it a go

"

Sweet well it's here waiting nice and had atm if u want it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't like bananas but I don't mind a bent or curved cock.

"

Hmmmm should give this one a try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It bends to the left

it bends to the right

malibu's willy

it gave us a fright!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It bends to the left

it bends to the right

malibu's willy

it gave us a fright! "

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By *ewnameCouple
over a year ago

Glasgow

Same cock, ( well bent down ) was embraced until a local sexy ( slut ) lady started calling me heineken cock. reaches the parts other cocks cant reach,then all the girls wanted to try. doggy hits the spot apparently lol

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By *eedsmale36Man
over a year ago

Leeds


"Think that is the bentest one ive ever seen on here but if it works properly leave it be xx "

Have you seen mine ?

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter

I remember the guy that posted this. Big black with a downward curve I would have said 8" or more.

wonder if he is back here

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North


"I remember the guy that posted this. Big black with a downward curve I would have said 8" or more.

wonder if he is back here"

You have a good memory mrs

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By *innamon!Woman
over a year ago

no matter


"I remember the guy that posted this. Big black with a downward curve I would have said 8" or more.

wonder if he is back here

You have a good memory mrs "

I remember the label sticking and your Boobies at Eurekas too. that has to be 4/5 years ? I want to go to a social again.

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By *ohohoWoman
over a year ago

Up North


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You have a good memory mrs

I remember the label sticking and your Boobies at Eurekas too. that has to be 4/5 years ? I want to go to a social again."

I remember it as well.

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