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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

is in the middle of nowhere....the driveway up to the front door is about a half mile long......

I have just had the Jehova's Witnesses at the door.......now that is dedication!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

hope you asked em in that always confuses them lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

used to keep the little buggers on the doorstep for anything up to three hours while we chatted....I even taught myself to read Ancient Greek so I could use the Ancient Greek version of the New Testament to rebut all their claims.....was like a sport

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago

I worked with one once,she told me that if the door was'nt answered the first time they would keep coming back and back until they had an answer

Rob always tells me its one of my freinds at the door.......GIT

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting

After spending a week indoors this week, i am shocked at how many people actually do come knocking at the door during the day.

Not that i answered anyone of em like, in case it was the bailliffs.

The fact me curtains were shut (and twitching) and me car parked out front should have given the game away that i was actually in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I usually ask them to come and speak to my friends up at the heath at midnight where we get naked and dance around camp fires. Never see them again after that.

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By *ebzStarWoman
over a year ago

Notting


"I worked with one once,she told me that if the door was'nt answered the first time they would keep coming back and back until they had an answer

Rob always tells me its one of my freinds at the door.......GIT "

Hahahahaha.

Well you do end up chatting to em for a while dont ya.

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"I worked with one once,she told me that if the door was'nt answered the first time they would keep coming back and back until they had an answer

Rob always tells me its one of my freinds at the door.......GIT

Hahahahaha.

Well you do end up chatting to em for a while dont ya."

I do indeed I say fuck off!!.......end of chat

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By *ord and ladyCouple
over a year ago

around Glasgow


"I worked with one once,she told me that if the door was'nt answered the first time they would keep coming back and back until they had an answer

Rob always tells me its one of my freinds at the door.......GIT

Hahahahaha.

Well you do end up chatting to em for a while dont ya.

I do indeed I say fuck off!!.......end of chat "
and we have the cheek to call ourselves christians

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"I worked with one once,she told me that if the door was'nt answered the first time they would keep coming back and back until they had an answer

Rob always tells me its one of my freinds at the door.......GIT

Hahahahaha.

Well you do end up chatting to em for a while dont ya.

I do indeed I say fuck off!!.......end of chat and we have the cheek to call ourselves christians "

I don't push any of my views on other people by going round their houses,knocking on their doors and trying to force them to think my way

So im not imppressed when people attempt to do it to me thankyou

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I worked with one once,she told me that if the door was'nt answered the first time they would keep coming back and back until they had an answer

Rob always tells me its one of my freinds at the door.......GIT "

lol, I do similar, if I notice someone walking up our drive,I will make my way upstairs quick stating I'm going to the loo, or run into the kitchen offering a cuppa, so when there's a knock at the door Ms Rooney happens to be closest.

or I will say, is that your mums/dads/friends car outside, then when she hears the knock seconds later she goes to the door assuming.

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By *ig badMan
over a year ago

Up North :-)


"I worked with one once,she told me that if the door was'nt answered the first time they would keep coming back and back until they had an answer

Rob always tells me its one of my freinds at the door.......GIT

Hahahahaha.

Well you do end up chatting to em for a while dont ya.

I do indeed I say fuck off!!.......end of chat and we have the cheek to call ourselves christians

I don't push any of my views on other people by going round their houses,knocking on their doors and trying to force them to think my way

So im not imppressed when people attempt to do it to me thankyou "

They are not so understanding on others views the Jehovah boys. I joined the JW website and posted on their forums and they don't half get uperty so i think your quite right telling them to go away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put a blood donor sticker in your window, i havent' had any since i did. lol

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By (user no longer on site)
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over a year ago


"Put a blood donor sticker in your window, i havent' had any since i did. lol"

Im liking your way of thinking

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Put a blood donor sticker in your window, i havent' had any since i did. lol"

Have just smeared blood all over the window...and put a little note on it to say it belongs to the last Jehova Witness that knocked

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

usally when the JW'S come to my door and they say

Good morning we're jehovah witness

i say im sorry i didnt witness anything thing always leaves them a little confussed.com lol

and the classic was when daughter no1 answered the door to them sporting a slipknot teeshirt and carrying a copy of kerrange she told them she was a pagan ive never seen them move so quick lol

shouldnt laugh

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

it's my business whether I eat bown or white bread - feckin Hovis Witnesses

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are desparate, that's why!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"it's my business whether I eat bown or white bread - feckin Hovis Witnesses "

Had me laughing out loud!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"After spending a week indoors this week, i am shocked at how many people actually do come knocking at the door during the day.

Not that i answered anyone of em like, in case it was the bailliffs.

The fact me curtains were shut (and twitching) and me car parked out front should have given the game away that i was actually in.

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ha ha !! i do that too!! xx

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