FabSwingers.com forum: A tale of slugs and hoovers

By *opping_candy OP Woman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

One of my kids got out the link handheld dirt devil thingie to hoover some crumbs from under the table this morning.

She hit the on button and it made a very loud noise then there was a squishy noise then it went back to normal. ..

Normal that is, aside from the splodges of brown and grey sludge on my daughter and the chunks of slug on the floor.

Lessons learned today: don't sleep in vacuum cleaner motors.

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Chances are it was really warm in there when the slug moved in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll try and remember this next time I am reincarnated.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

That's a yicky story.

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By *opping_candy OP Woman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

"Chances are it was really warm in there when the slug moved in."

I don't use it very often so I doubt it! And the slugs only come in at night. Yack.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

snails are much smarter than slugs, they own their own homes

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By *opping_candy OP Woman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

"snails are much smarter than slugs, they own their own homes"

Glad it wasn't a snail, shrapnel springs to mind!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"snails are much smarter than slugs, they own their own homes"

So snails are just slugs that are doing alright for themselves?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"snails are much smarter than slugs, they own their own homes

So snails are just slugs that are doing alright for themselves? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This reminded me of something that happened to my ex husband who has asthma. He puffed his inhaler into his mouth, took a deep breath and breathed in an earwig

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By *yrdwomanWoman
over a year ago

Putting the 'cum' in Eboracum

Well that's just made me heave a bit

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By *opping_candy OP Woman
over a year ago

West Yorkshire

"This reminded me of something that happened to my ex husband who has asthma. He puffed his inhaler into his mouth, took a deep breath and breathed in an earwig "

Argh!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This reminded me of something that happened to my ex husband who has asthma. He puffed his inhaler into his mouth, took a deep breath and breathed in an earwig "

yeahhh...and it got in by accident...yeahhh lol

i hate earwigs, horde beasts of decay lol(and i like insects!)

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