FabSwingers.com forum: WTF...POF?!

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

After completing all the various quizzes and questionnaires on POF it has decided that my top prospect is, wait for it...

My sister!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After completing all the various quizzes and questionnaires on POF it has decided that my top prospect is, wait for it...

My sister!

In all fairness, she is a fantastic fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After completing all the various quizzes and questionnaires on POF it has decided that my top prospect is, wait for it...

My sister!

In all fairness, she is a fantastic fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go for it mate she is great in bed!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"After completing all the various quizzes and questionnaires on POF it has decided that my top prospect is, wait for it...

My sister!w

In all fairness, she is a fantastic fuck

I'll take your word on that. No wonder Coalville has such a bad reputation when even dating sites encourage people to date their own relatives!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Computers never lie. You know what you need to do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After completing all the various quizzes and questionnaires on POF it has decided that my top prospect is, wait for it...

My sister!w

In all fairness, she is a fantastic fuck

I'll take your word on that. No wonder Coalville has such a bad reputation when even dating sites encourage people to date their own relatives!"

Ha ha that is actually true!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I agree she was fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

She's a good sport your sister. Tell her ju says thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Better than the top prospects I get given when on there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

having never been on POF i wouldnt know how it works, so please bear with me.

surely, for your sister to come up as your ideal mate, she would have had to have put inscest as a preference, or option or whatever you do on there?

i say if she is up for it, go for it, im sure she is lovely, and could quell any future family arguments.

however, i wouldnt let your parents know.

dunno if your mater would be on that site too.

that could get awkward.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

pmsl!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"having never been on POF i wouldnt know how it works, so please bear with me.

surely, for your sister to come up as your ideal mate, she would have had to have put inscest as a preference, or option or whatever you do on there?

i say if she is up for it, go for it, im sure she is lovely, and could quell any future family arguments.

however, i wouldnt let your parents know.

dunno if your mater would be on that site too.

that could get awkward."

Lol, its based on comparability after answering a series of questions. We're obviously similar people, I rang her up and we had a good laugh about it on the phone.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Better than the top prospects I get given when on there

Come round mine, I'll give you a top prospect!...

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By *ouple in LancashireCouple
over a year ago

in Lancashire

"After completing all the various quizzes and questionnaires on POF it has decided that my top prospect is, wait for it...

My sister!

best move to Norfolk then..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Better than the top prospects I get given when on there

Come round mine, I'll give you a top prospect!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's too funny! Sorry mate. POF is bullshit anyway!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

That's too funny! Sorry mate. POF is bullshit anyway!"

I was begining to suspect this!...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's too funny! Sorry mate. POF is bullshit anyway!

I was begining to suspect this!...

It's a horrible site full of men who lie about what they want.

Least on here we all after the same thing and even with that there have been and will continue to be people who have found love as well as sex.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That's too funny! Sorry mate. POF is bullshit anyway!

I was begining to suspect this!...

It's a horrible site full of men who lie about what they want.

Least on here we all after the same thing and even with that there have been and will continue to be people who have found love as well as sex. "

There certainly is a higher rate of honesty here

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

POF is wank....all I seem to attract is 30 odd year old men that live with parents a couple of months after a split I can understand but not 3 bloody years lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I got fuck loads of sex through POF. I put down on my status that I only wanted friendship and companionship for meals, cinema etc. Then listed one of my interests as Swinging...

It piqued some interest and I got loads of pussy from ladies who were on there just for sex. I have since converted some to Fab.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

To be fair match is just as bad....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To be fair match is just as bad...."

I went on Uniform Dating and got to bang a Lollypop Lady

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

my best friend was on POF but it never seemed like she got any more than just sex from it, but people pretending they were after more.

Ruby x

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

My friend met her now future husband on match been together over a year and are engaged....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To be fair to match. As you pay for it. Less timewasters are on it. I met a girl on match, fell head over heels but I fucked it up. I would recommend match to friends who are looking for that special person. Give it a go.

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By *heScotandthegirlCouple
over a year ago

London & Edinburgh

I met my gorgeous boy on a different naughty site (men paid, women didn't, we just enjoyed being naughty!)

I wasn't looking for anything more than one night of fun.. 14 months later i'm the happiest bunny alive.

You never know when/where! I'm sure POF and Match have both had lots of sucess if that's what people want

Ruby x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is everyone on every dating/sex site?

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Is everyone on every dating/sex site?

So what if people were....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had a similar experience on POF when my top match came up as my ex husband

I deleted my profile very soon after that. More fun on fab

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By *iewMan
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over a year ago

Angus & Findhorn

"Is everyone on every dating/sex site?

No, on this for the banter and a gay site for a nice bit of cock

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

"After completing all the various quizzes and questionnaires on POF it has decided that my top prospect is, wait for it...

My sister!t

At least it wasn't your dad!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"POF is wank....all I seem to attract is 30 odd year old men that live with parents a couple of months after a split I can understand but not 3 bloody years lol"

Erm, you're on my top prospects list!....lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"After completing all the various quizzes and questionnaires on POF it has decided that my top prospect is, wait for it...

My sister!t

At least it wasn't your dad!!

Thankfully there isn't a fat old Polish bloke category!

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By *odareyouMan
over a year ago

not far from iceland,,,,,, tescos is nearer though :-) (near leeds)

"After completing all the various quizzes and questionnaires on POF it has decided that my top prospect is, wait for it...

My sister!t

At least it wasn't your dad!!

Or your mum,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Half The blokes on here are on pof lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After completing all the various quizzes and questionnaires on POF it has decided that my top prospect is, wait for it...

My sister!

U are ex army so anything goes

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"POF is wank....all I seem to attract is 30 odd year old men that live with parents a couple of months after a split I can understand but not 3 bloody years lol

Erm, you're on my top prospects list!....lol"

Aww I feel special lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Half The blokes on here are on pof lol

and the ladies as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Half The blokes on here are on pof lol

and the ladies as well

I haven't checked out the site in ages... maybe I should

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I kept getting men who said they wouldn't meet me as I'm on here then contacting me on here. A soulmates ad many moons ago was answered by my ex - his was the only response.

They POF algorithms worked - they found the person most like you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"POF is wank....all I seem to attract is 30 odd year old men that live with parents a couple of months after a split I can understand but not 3 bloody years lol

Erm, you're on my top prospects list!....lol

Aww I feel special lol"

I've just sent.you a message on there with your position...lol Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"After completing all the various quizzes and questionnaires on POF it has decided that my top prospect is, wait for it...

My sister!

In all fairness, she is a fantastic fuck

Pmsl at work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Half The blokes on here are on pof lol

and the ladies as well

I haven't checked out the site in ages... maybe I should

Maybe you should, I met two women from pof who had been on here previously, that is now I found out about Fab, I'm not necessarily getting more women but I sure am having a lot more enjoyment and a laughs on a daily basis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I signed up a little while ago but it scared me a bit; the women I spoke to seemed almost slightly desperate to find a partner.

I don't mean that as a disrespect in anyway but I was just a bit put off. I'm not really out to mess anyone about but I'm not exactly ready to start deciding on kids names either.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"I signed up a little while ago but it scared me a bit; the women I spoke to seemed almost slightly desperate to find a partner.

I don't mean that as a disrespect in anyway but I was just a bit put off. I'm not really out to mess anyone about but I'm not exactly ready to start deciding on kids names either.

You don't need to decide, sweetie, I've already worked out what we will call them.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I signed up a little while ago but it scared me a bit; the women I spoke to seemed almost slightly desperate to find a partner.

I don't mean that as a disrespect in anyway but I was just a bit put off. I'm not really out to mess anyone about but I'm not exactly ready to start deciding on kids names either.

You get some like that...I think some assume they will be married by date 2 lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is everyone on every dating/sex site?

Nope, happy where I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I signed up a little while ago but it scared me a bit; the women I spoke to seemed almost slightly desperate to find a partner.

I don't mean that as a disrespect in anyway but I was just a bit put off. I'm not really out to mess anyone about but I'm not exactly ready to start deciding on kids names either.

You get some like that...I think some assume they will be married by date 2 lol"

I thought the first date was at the alter

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Is everyone on every dating/sex site?

So what if people were...."
mmmm fiesty

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By *inaTitzTV/TS
over a year ago

Titz Towers, North Notts

"After completing all the various quizzes and questionnaires on POF it has decided that my top prospect is, wait for it...

My sister!

She's great. She helped with my make up last night.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Is everyone on every dating/sex site?

So what if people were....mmmm fiesty

I know I can't help it lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I signed up a little while ago but it scared me a bit; the women I spoke to seemed almost slightly desperate to find a partner.

I don't mean that as a disrespect in anyway but I was just a bit put off. I'm not really out to mess anyone about but I'm not exactly ready to start deciding on kids names either.

You get some like that...I think some assume they will be married by date 2 lol"

There certainly are some desperate people on there but also some lovely ones.

I just don't want to get into a relationship, for the sake of being in a relationship, even though I want a relationship

. If the chemistry, compatibility and timing aren't aligned then it simply doesn't happen.

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I signed up a little while ago but it scared me a bit; the women I spoke to seemed almost slightly desperate to find a partner.

I don't mean that as a disrespect in anyway but I was just a bit put off. I'm not really out to mess anyone about but I'm not exactly ready to start deciding on kids names either.

You get some like that...I think some assume they will be married by date 2 lol

There certainly are some desperate people on there but also some lovely ones.

I just don't want to get into a relationship, for the sake of being in a relationship, even though I want a relationship

. If the chemistry, compatibility and timing aren't aligned then it simply doesn't happen."

That is so bloody true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm not on dating sites

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not on dating sites

I am, but I can't work out how to tell someone what I want in terms of naughtiness!

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I'm not on dating sites

I am, but I can't work out how to tell someone what I want in terms of naughtiness!"

Don't!!! They then think they can talk to you like crap

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

"POF is wank....all I seem to attract is 30 odd year old men that live with parents a couple of months after a split I can understand but not 3 bloody years lol"

their poor mothers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I signed up a little while ago but it scared me a bit; the women I spoke to seemed almost slightly desperate to find a partner.

I don't mean that as a disrespect in anyway but I was just a bit put off. I'm not really out to mess anyone about but I'm not exactly ready to start deciding on kids names either.

You get some like that...I think some assume they will be married by date 2 lol

There certainly are some desperate people on there but also some lovely ones.

I just don't want to get into a relationship, for the sake of being in a relationship, even though I want a relationship

. If the chemistry, compatibility and timing aren't aligned then it simply doesn't happen.

That is so bloody true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not on dating sites

I am, but I can't work out how to tell someone what I want in terms of naughtiness!

Don't!!! They then think they can talk to you like crap "

I'd make a reference to single men on here - but I like single men! Its that awkwardness of when do I casually drop into the conversation that I like to have sex with lots of people!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm not on dating sites

I am, but I can't work out how to tell someone what I want in terms of naughtiness!

Don't!!! They then think they can talk to you like crap

I'd make a reference to single men on here - but I like single men! Its that awkwardness of when do I casually drop into the conversation that I like to have sex with lots of people!? "

I think you'll find that most men would be fine with it, especially if you allow them to join in...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not on dating sites

I am, but I can't work out how to tell someone what I want in terms of naughtiness!

Don't!!! They then think they can talk to you like crap

I'd make a reference to single men on here - but I like single men! Its that awkwardness of when do I casually drop into the conversation that I like to have sex with lots of people!?

I think you'll find that most men would be fine with it, especially if you allow them to join in...

Haha - men on here might be! I dunno - I just think finding a man who'll take on all my baggage is a bit of a non starter. I think just having fun is my best option!

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By *igcockforfun2013Man
over a year ago

Been on pof. Uploaded a private cock pic for some woman asking for it. The next day i had been kicked off! No warnings or anything! I had a few emails before getting kicked off! Reckon her number was there! Grrrr pof

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is coalvillie twinned with chesterfield lol

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Been on pof. Uploaded a private cock pic for some woman asking for it. The next day i had been kicked off! No warnings or anything! I had a few emails before getting kicked off! Reckon her number was there! Grrrr pof"

If you want to show your cock show it on here...not on a site that is exclusively for dating....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"To be fair match is just as bad....

I went on Uniform Dating and got to bang a Lollypop Lady

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nothing wrong with us lollipop ladies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me and my friend had separate profiles on pof. Messages from guys just asking for sex

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By *ee VianteWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in North Norfolk

I'm not on any dating sites.

Well, I am but I joined it ages ago and then stopped using it. Now I can't remember which one it was or what my username was!

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By *lentyoffun40Couple
over a year ago

Lancashire

Was in POF on and off for about a year

We met on POF

Had 2 dates and our 3rd date was a romantic valentines night at infusions !!

Haha

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By *igcockforfun2013Man
over a year ago

I thought as it was asked for and private it be ok. Was wrong. Its on show nicely here tho. Although the site is over run with guys. Lol xx

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By *isscheekychopsWoman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"I thought as it was asked for and private it be ok. Was wrong. Its on show nicely here tho. Although the site is over run with guys. Lol xx"

Nature of the site....you have to stand out in a good way on here...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Half The blokes on here are on pof lol

I was too. Not a bad site, but absolutely exhausting. I was shagging myself into an early grave with lots of the girls there. Oddly, all 121 ... no MFM or FMF at all, and no swinging. Fab is far better for swinging than any other site I've tried

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By *igcockforfun2013Man
over a year ago

I do try, just weird online chatting when been in a long relationship then into a mmf for a year. Its all new to me. Xxx

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By *ust_for_laughsCouple
over a year ago

Hinckley

"After completing all the various quizzes and questionnaires on POF it has decided that my top prospect is, wait for it...

My sister!

Funniest thing I've read all week...and Mrs JFL about pissed herself laughing. All the funnier if you've ever actually been to Coalville (average thumbs per capita = 2!)

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