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Before sex, do you have a sneaky rub of your genitallia and sniff your fingers just to check?....

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

or is it just me that does it?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pmsl

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No i tend to wash often

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thought that was standard practice surely

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By *arveygirthycockMan
over a year ago

town

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

sniff? I have a lick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh yes without fail

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Nah, I just shove his head down there and if he doesn't recoil or faint then it's good enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn't that what pet dogs are for?

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By *uby0000Woman
over a year ago

hertfordshire

would die of shame if I was not fresh at a meet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sniff? I have a lick "

Are you a contortionist?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sniff? I have a lick

Are you a contortionist? "

my finger after I've had a rub numpty

bloody hell if I could lick my own bits id never get out of bed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

Isn't that what pet dogs are for?

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PMSL

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just got an image of a whole new plug in...dragons den for me

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

You should keep a canary in your pants. If it dies, it's not safe to go in there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You should keep a canary in your pants. If it dies, it's not safe to go in there. "

You still got the kipper in yours?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Always thought holes in my pants were for ventilation purposes

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"You should keep a canary in your pants. If it dies, it's not safe to go in there.

You still got the kipper in yours?"

Yep bloody things defrosted though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You should keep a canary in your pants. If it dies, it's not safe to go in there.

You still got the kipper in yours?

Yep bloody things defrosted though. "

Will be kipping ooot a reet pong

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"You should keep a canary in your pants. If it dies, it's not safe to go in there.

You still got the kipper in yours?

Yep bloody things defrosted though.

Will be kipping ooot a reet pong "

It's your turn to look after it next

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You should keep a canary in your pants. If it dies, it's not safe to go in there.

You still got the kipper in yours?

Yep bloody things defrosted though.

Will be kipping ooot a reet pong

It's your turn to look after it next "

I best get me vix stick then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

why stop at genitals..I stick my finger up my arse...of course, have others sample the taste

(shhh I never tell them OBVIOUSLY!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sniff? I have a lick

Are you a contortionist?

my finger after I've had a rub numpty

bloody hell if I could lick my own bits id never get out of bed "

ha ha ha that really made me laugh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sniff? I have a lick

Are you a contortionist?

my finger after I've had a rub numpty

bloody hell if I could lick my own bits id never get out of bed "

lmao, should have run with being uber flexible

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"why stop at genitals..I stick my finger up my arse...of course, have others sample the taste

(shhh I never tell them OBVIOUSLY!)"

Dirty Sanchez???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sniff? I have a lick

Are you a contortionist?

my finger after I've had a rub numpty

bloody hell if I could lick my own bits id never get out of bed

lmao, should have run with being uber flexible"

I haven't seen my muff for about 5 years no ones going to buy I can lick it

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

No, I can smell it from here, I don't need to scratch n sniff.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"No, I can smell it from here, I don't need to scratch n sniff. "

Im 200 miles away and I can smell it from here...

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By *cottishrichMan
over a year ago

Here and there


"sniff? I have a lick "

And if it's like licking a 9 volt battery do you then give it a wipe with a flannel?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sniff? I have a lick

And if it's like licking a 9 volt battery do you then give it a wipe with a flannel? "

no but are you offering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"or is it just me that does it? "

Lol just you & every other man here x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you think Dettol is for?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Find a sink lol...nette

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sniff? I have a lick "

You lick ya fanny ? damn girl your a cicus act

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sniff? I have a lick

Are you a contortionist?

my finger after I've had a rub numpty

bloody hell if I could lick my own bits id never get out of bed

lmao, should have run with being uber flexible

I haven't seen my muff for about 5 years no ones going to buy I can lick it "

was worth a try

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sniff? I have a lick

You lick ya fanny ? damn girl your a cicus act "

read back

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"sniff? I have a lick

You lick ya fanny ? damn girl your a cicus act

read back "

Yer Yer i know i got excited lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *elicious43Woman
over a year ago

Wilts

Why do women feel they need to wash obsessively? Love your vagina! Excessive washing, douching will lead to problems!

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Happiness is a freshly showered chuff

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough

Well call me Mr Picky butI wouldn't want to find myself going down on Old Mother Tuna Knickers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Well call me Mr Picky butI wouldn't want to find myself going down on Old Mother Tuna Knickers "

*visits Ralph!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Why do women feel they need to wash obsessively? Love your vagina! Excessive washing, douching will lead to problems! "

Except for the ones out there with smelly chuffs... get the toilet duck in there!

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By *udistnorthantsMan
over a year ago

Desborough


"Why do women feel they need to wash obsessively? Love your vagina! Excessive washing, douching will lead to problems!

Except for the ones out there with smelly chuffs... get the toilet duck in there! "

it will take more than a spray of Febreze or a squirt of Twinkle-Twat

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By *rankygirlWoman
over a year ago

Haverfordwest


"

Isn't that what pet dogs are for?

"

LOL X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Finger to mouth..make sense??? Lol

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By *lackshadow7Man
over a year ago

Toronto


"Nah, I just shove his head down there and if he doesn't recoil or faint then it's good enough.

"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

These threads....

help us increase our block list numbers!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

after a hard day, mucking the pigs out, shovelling manure and dipping the sheep, I smell, but hey its a man smell, and im proud of it, if any guys have a problem, that's what gas masks are for!

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By *rankygirlWoman
over a year ago

Haverfordwest


"why stop at genitals..I stick my finger up my arse...of course, have others sample the taste

(shhh I never tell them OBVIOUSLY!)"

Oooohh - nasty!!!

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By *avindaWoman
over a year ago

North Wales


"Why do women feel they need to wash obsessively? Love your vagina! Excessive washing, douching will lead to problems!

Except for the ones out there with smelly chuffs... get the toilet duck in there!

it will take more than a spray of Febreze or a squirt of Twinkle-Twat "

I was just wondering where 'Twinkle-Twat' could be purchased, lmao x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scratch and stick my fingers up his nose...in Yorkshire we call that forplay...and the warm up before a rugby game

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"why stop at genitals..I stick my finger up my arse...of course, have others sample the taste

(shhh I never tell them OBVIOUSLY!)

Oooohh - nasty!!! "

well they go "MMMmmm mmm MMMM!" so it cant be that nasty

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do women feel they need to wash obsessively? Love your vagina! Excessive washing, douching will lead to problems! "

I have a friend yes it was a friend not me who said to me my bits really really smell and I don't know why because I put shower gel up there to clean it. Once I had stopped laughing I explained why that wasn't a good idea and sent her off to buy some balance activ. Couple days later and all was good.

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By *ohnjones3210Man
over a year ago

Chester

A sneaky rub maybe, to check that the little guy is working..... Haha..

Sniff though... No, I always have a shower before so I have no need to sniff!

;)

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By *rankygirlWoman
over a year ago

Haverfordwest


"why stop at genitals..I stick my finger up my arse...of course, have others sample the taste

(shhh I never tell them OBVIOUSLY!)"

Oooohh - nasty!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"These threads....

help us increase our block list numbers!!

"

Cant believe you have blocked me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

yes i wash just before meeting someone then sniff it afterwards just to make sure, pity not everyone else is as considerate as me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do women feel they need to wash obsessively? Love your vagina! Excessive washing, douching will lead to problems!

I have a friend yes it was a friend not me who said to me my bits really really smell and I don't know why because I put shower gel up there to clean it. Once I had stopped laughing I explained why that wasn't a good idea and sent her off to buy some balance activ. Couple days later and all was good. "

I always use a fem wash on my bits as i know scented soaps or shower gels can cause lady problems.

And shower gel up there ha ha how dirty did she think she was.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Why do women feel they need to wash obsessively? Love your vagina! Excessive washing, douching will lead to problems!

I have a friend yes it was a friend not me who said to me my bits really really smell and I don't know why because I put shower gel up there to clean it. Once I had stopped laughing I explained why that wasn't a good idea and sent her off to buy some balance activ. Couple days later and all was good. "

Foaming at the bung hole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do women feel they need to wash obsessively? Love your vagina! Excessive washing, douching will lead to problems!

I have a friend yes it was a friend not me who said to me my bits really really smell and I don't know why because I put shower gel up there to clean it. Once I had stopped laughing I explained why that wasn't a good idea and sent her off to buy some balance activ. Couple days later and all was good.

I always use a fem wash on my bits as i know scented soaps or shower gels can cause lady problems.

And shower gel up there ha ha how dirty did she think she was."

The more it smelt the more she used

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do women feel they need to wash obsessively? Love your vagina! Excessive washing, douching will lead to problems!

I have a friend yes it was a friend not me who said to me my bits really really smell and I don't know why because I put shower gel up there to clean it. Once I had stopped laughing I explained why that wasn't a good idea and sent her off to buy some balance activ. Couple days later and all was good.

Foaming at the bung hole "

Such a way with words Ryan lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Why do women feel they need to wash obsessively? Love your vagina! Excessive washing, douching will lead to problems!

Except for the ones out there with smelly chuffs... get the toilet duck in there!

it will take more than a spray of Febreze or a squirt of Twinkle-Twat

I was just wondering where 'Twinkle-Twat' could be purchased, lmao x "

I would also be interested in this

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