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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria

No, not a posh way of saying I've cum, but I feel like I've finally become a swinger* sent my normal "thanks for the message, sorry you're not my type" message and got back a nasty message instead of the usual "thanks for replying anyway". Finally I can join in all the abusive message threads in agreement.

What happened to make you feel like a proper swinger?

*disclaimer - yep, I know some folk think we singles ain't swingers but it rolls off the tongue better than "nympho recreational sex beast"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Naughty step's that way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the right pointing arrows have been nicked.

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


" Naughty step's that way

"

Who? Me?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No, not a posh way of saying I've cum, but I feel like I've finally become a swinger* sent my normal "thanks for the message, sorry you're not my type" message and got back a nasty message instead of the usual "thanks for replying anyway". Finally I can join in all the abusive message threads in agreement.

What happened to make you feel like a proper swinger?

*disclaimer - yep, I know some folk think we singles ain't swingers but it rolls off the tongue better than "nympho recreational sex beast" "

i think i took your rejection well lol x

sorry finding it hard to type with tears streaming down my face (cutting onions)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hahaha

I always get replies saying "thanks for you reply"

I don't actually feel like a swinger ... Yet

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex


"

*disclaimer - yep, I know some folk think we singles ain't swingers but it rolls off the tongue better than "nympho recreational sex beast" "

Oh I don't know it has a certain ring to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I remember laughing when some guy wanted to buy my worn underwear.. felt like i was part of the fab swingers community then lol

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

The only way you can be a proper swinger is to sit on the hollier than thou throne at least once , and pass judgement on at least one person.

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"No, not a posh way of saying I've cum, but I feel like I've finally become a swinger* sent my normal "thanks for the message, sorry you're not my type" message and got back a nasty message instead of the usual "thanks for replying anyway". Finally I can join in all the abusive message threads in agreement.

What happened to make you feel like a proper swinger?

*disclaimer - yep, I know some folk think we singles ain't swingers but it rolls off the tongue better than "nympho recreational sex beast"

i think i took your rejection well lol x

sorry finding it hard to type with tears streaming down my face (cutting onions) "

Yes, I thought the comment that you wouldn't shag a minger like me if God, Allah, Buddha, Yahweh and Elvis commanded it and threatened to remove your genitalia with acid and a rusty bill hook particularly poignant

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"I remember laughing when some guy wanted to buy my worn underwear.. felt like i was part of the fab swingers community then lol"

I'm still waiting on that one

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"The only way you can be a proper swinger is to sit on the hollier than thou throne at least once , and pass judgement on at least one person."

Justice BlondeCaz is now in session

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No, not a posh way of saying I've cum, but I feel like I've finally become a swinger* sent my normal "thanks for the message, sorry you're not my type" message and got back a nasty message instead of the usual "thanks for replying anyway". Finally I can join in all the abusive message threads in agreement.

What happened to make you feel like a proper swinger?

*disclaimer - yep, I know some folk think we singles ain't swingers but it rolls off the tongue better than "nympho recreational sex beast"

i think i took your rejection well lol x

sorry finding it hard to type with tears streaming down my face (cutting onions)

Yes, I thought the comment that you wouldn't shag a minger like me if God, Allah, Buddha, Yahweh and Elvis commanded it and threatened to remove your genitalia with acid and a rusty bill hook particularly poignant "

i never said minger lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"The only way you can be a proper swinger is to sit on the hollier than thou throne at least once , and pass judgement on at least one person.

Justice BlondeCaz is now in session "

That could be a good thread.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No, not a posh way of saying I've cum, but I feel like I've finally become a swinger* sent my normal "thanks for the message, sorry you're not my type" message and got back a nasty message instead of the usual "thanks for replying anyway". Finally I can join in all the abusive message threads in agreement.

What happened to make you feel like a proper swinger?

*disclaimer - yep, I know some folk think we singles ain't swingers but it rolls off the tongue better than "nympho recreational sex beast"

i think i took your rejection well lol x

sorry finding it hard to type with tears streaming down my face (cutting onions)

Yes, I thought the comment that you wouldn't shag a minger like me if God, Allah, Buddha, Yahweh and Elvis commanded it and threatened to remove your genitalia with acid and a rusty bill hook particularly poignant "

giza kiss lol x

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"No, not a posh way of saying I've cum, but I feel like I've finally become a swinger* sent my normal "thanks for the message, sorry you're not my type" message and got back a nasty message instead of the usual "thanks for replying anyway". Finally I can join in all the abusive message threads in agreement.

What happened to make you feel like a proper swinger?

*disclaimer - yep, I know some folk think we singles ain't swingers but it rolls off the tongue better than "nympho recreational sex beast"

i think i took your rejection well lol x

sorry finding it hard to type with tears streaming down my face (cutting onions)

Yes, I thought the comment that you wouldn't shag a minger like me if God, Allah, Buddha, Yahweh and Elvis commanded it and threatened to remove your genitalia with acid and a rusty bill hook particularly poignant

giza kiss lol x"

Mwah

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

Sitting in a swing at a club.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No, not a posh way of saying I've cum, but I feel like I've finally become a swinger* sent my normal "thanks for the message, sorry you're not my type" message and got back a nasty message instead of the usual "thanks for replying anyway". Finally I can join in all the abusive message threads in agreement.

What happened to make you feel like a proper swinger?

*disclaimer - yep, I know some folk think we singles ain't swingers but it rolls off the tongue better than "nympho recreational sex beast"

i think i took your rejection well lol x

sorry finding it hard to type with tears streaming down my face (cutting onions)

Yes, I thought the comment that you wouldn't shag a minger like me if God, Allah, Buddha, Yahweh and Elvis commanded it and threatened to remove your genitalia with acid and a rusty bill hook particularly poignant

giza kiss lol x

Mwah "

timed that well i had me boxers down lol x

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"No, not a posh way of saying I've cum, but I feel like I've finally become a swinger* sent my normal "thanks for the message, sorry you're not my type" message and got back a nasty message instead of the usual "thanks for replying anyway". Finally I can join in all the abusive message threads in agreement.

What happened to make you feel like a proper swinger?

*disclaimer - yep, I know some folk think we singles ain't swingers but it rolls off the tongue better than "nympho recreational sex beast"

i think i took your rejection well lol x

sorry finding it hard to type with tears streaming down my face (cutting onions)

Yes, I thought the comment that you wouldn't shag a minger like me if God, Allah, Buddha, Yahweh and Elvis commanded it and threatened to remove your genitalia with acid and a rusty bill hook particularly poignant

giza kiss lol x

Mwah

timed that well i had me boxers down lol x"

Mmmppphh, splutter, cough, choke mmph

Did you really have to ram it in so bloody hard?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

you shoulda felt like a proper swinger when I insulted ya to ur face....ya minger

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By *londeCaz OP   Woman
over a year ago

Arse End of the Universe, Cumbria


"you shoulda felt like a proper swinger when I insulted ya to ur face....ya minger"

Feck off shortarse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No, not a posh way of saying I've cum, but I feel like I've finally become a swinger* sent my normal "thanks for the message, sorry you're not my type" message and got back a nasty message instead of the usual "thanks for replying anyway". Finally I can join in all the abusive message threads in agreement.

What happened to make you feel like a proper swinger?

*disclaimer - yep, I know some folk think we singles ain't swingers but it rolls off the tongue better than "nympho recreational sex beast"

i think i took your rejection well lol x

sorry finding it hard to type with tears streaming down my face (cutting onions)

Yes, I thought the comment that you wouldn't shag a minger like me if God, Allah, Buddha, Yahweh and Elvis commanded it and threatened to remove your genitalia with acid and a rusty bill hook particularly poignant

giza kiss lol x

Mwah

timed that well i had me boxers down lol x

Mmmppphh, splutter, cough, choke mmph

Did you really have to ram it in so bloody hard? "

sorry it looked so inviting i promise i will get it in your mouth next time and not your nose lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Walking into a swingers club with Paddy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need to bang on a bit about how you hate the term 'vanilla' a few times don't forget.

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"You need to bang on a bit about how you hate the term 'vanilla' a few times don't forget."

This post has just made me realise how immersed I am. At the theatre this evening I asked someone what ice cream they had. He replied vanilla and I said that he didn't look vanilla to me.

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