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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Being wined and dined....where would you take me??

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By *Kgirl80Woman
over a year ago

South Coast

There's a lovely wine bar near me that serves the most delicious food. I'd take you there... Then on to a local bar so we could get shit faced on shots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm poor, so to mine, but I sure can cook!

I don't drink, so no wine

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Up the khyber.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

oops, best add it's a local curry establishment.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I know some very up market establishments

in fact I may have a bogof coupon somewhere.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being wined and dined....where would you take me?? "

ocker hill chippy for fish n chips mushy peas pickled onions and a pickled egg

sit on castle hill in dudley watching the sunset through the smog

who says i don't know how to show a bird a good time

ps don't forget to bring a flask of tea and some bread and butter

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Park bench n lambrini

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

kebab shop, and il stretch to a can of for u aswell

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Park bench n lambrini"

oooh get her Mrs rockafella lol x

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

Red Pepper.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Omg I can't refuse these offers

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"kebab shop, and il stretch to a can of for u aswell "

So kind

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

naked in my living room then we could eat dessert off each other

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Red Pepper.

yellow pepper say them really fast

no hold on its red lorry yellow lorry

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By *uke olovingmanMan
over a year ago

Gravesend

the azouma canterbury x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you go Dutch?

I'll stand the meal and wine/vodka and the rest of the night's on you?

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

Do you go Dutch?

I'll stand the meal and wine/vodka and the rest of the night's on you? "

Go on then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

over the table

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"over the table"

With a bottle of cinnamon vodka

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Red Pepper.

yellow pepper say them really fast

no hold on its red lorry yellow lorry

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Git!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fantastic Tapas Bar near Victoria Station

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Isn't that just typical? I ask for a little body warmth (which costs nowt) as I am stuck in a freezing cold house and get inundated with all kinds of technical solutions instead, and somebody who wants getting wined and dined (which costs heaps of money) can take her pick. Itsnotfair!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Red Pepper.

yellow pepper say them really fast

no hold on its red lorry yellow lorry

Git!

as a woman of the opposite sex what do you think of my offer to cheeky earlier in the post

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being wined and dined....where would you take me?? "

The finest catch, its got chips and a licenced bar what else can you ask for

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Isn't that just typical? I ask for a little body warmth (which costs nowt) as I am stuck in a freezing cold house and get inundated with all kinds of technical solutions instead, and somebody who wants getting wined and dined (which costs heaps of money) can take her pick. Itsnotfair!

It don't have to a bag of chips by the seaside and I'm any bodies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being wined and dined....where would you take me??

The finest catch, its got chips and a licenced bar what else can you ask for

is that opposite the tilted barrel if it is you is a sodding posh show off aye ya lol x

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Being wined and dined....where would you take me??

The finest catch, its got chips and a licenced bar what else can you ask for

No way what you doing tomorrow night?? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No comment

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Being wined and dined....where would you take me??

The finest catch, its got chips and a licenced bar what else can you ask for

is that opposite the tilted barrel if it is you is a sodding posh show off aye ya lol x"

OMG the titled barrel...used to work next door to that pub

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being wined and dined....where would you take me??

The finest catch, its got chips and a licenced bar what else can you ask for

is that opposite the tilted barrel if it is you is a sodding posh show off aye ya lol x"

ay crappy pub, farm food and a licenced chipped on the same street corner, I can see now why I moved here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being wined and dined....where would you take me??

The finest catch, its got chips and a licenced bar what else can you ask for

is that opposite the tilted barrel if it is you is a sodding posh show off aye ya lol x

OMG the titled barrel...used to work next door to that pub "

kwik save?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being wined and dined....where would you take me??

The finest catch, its got chips and a licenced bar what else can you ask for

is that opposite the tilted barrel if it is you is a sodding posh show off aye ya lol x

ay crappy pub, farm food and a licenced chipped on the same street corner, I can see now why I moved here

what more one want or need lol x

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Being wined and dined....where would you take me??

The finest catch, its got chips and a licenced bar what else can you ask for

is that opposite the tilted barrel if it is you is a sodding posh show off aye ya lol x

OMG the titled barrel...used to work next door to that pub

kwik save?

Lol not quite

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being wined and dined....where would you take me??

The finest catch, its got chips and a licenced bar what else can you ask for

No way what you doing tomorrow night?? Lol "

buying you a chippy, don't have any lunch its unlimited chips lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being wined and dined....where would you take me??

The finest catch, its got chips and a licenced bar what else can you ask for

is that opposite the tilted barrel if it is you is a sodding posh show off aye ya lol x

OMG the titled barrel...used to work next door to that pub

kwik save?

Lol not quite

ah you was a arse wiper?

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Being wined and dined....where would you take me??

The finest catch, its got chips and a licenced bar what else can you ask for

No way what you doing tomorrow night?? Lol

buying you a chippy, don't have any lunch its unlimited chips lol"

No way...what a treat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being wined and dined....where would you take me??

The finest catch, its got chips and a licenced bar what else can you ask for

No way what you doing tomorrow night?? Lol

buying you a chippy, don't have any lunch its unlimited chips lol"

feck me she has played the joker

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Being wined and dined....where would you take me??

The finest catch, its got chips and a licenced bar what else can you ask for

is that opposite the tilted barrel if it is you is a sodding posh show off aye ya lol x

OMG the titled barrel...used to work next door to that pub

kwik save?

Lol not quite

ah you was a arse wiper?

Them flats at the back if the pub...lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being wined and dined....where would you take me??

The finest catch, its got chips and a licenced bar what else can you ask for

is that opposite the tilted barrel if it is you is a sodding posh show off aye ya lol x

OMG the titled barrel...used to work next door to that pub

kwik save?

Lol not quite

ah you was a arse wiper?

dribble catcher lol x

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Being wined and dined....where would you take me??

The finest catch, its got chips and a licenced bar what else can you ask for

is that opposite the tilted barrel if it is you is a sodding posh show off aye ya lol x

OMG the titled barrel...used to work next door to that pub

kwik save?

Lol not quite

ah you was a arse wiper?

dribble catcher lol x"

Lol you can take be for a bag of chips by the seaside

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville

"Red Pepper.

yellow pepper say them really fast

no hold on its red lorry yellow lorry

Git!

as a woman of the opposite sex what do you think of my offer to cheeky earlier in the post "
Fucking Ace.....I am impressed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"over the table

With a bottle of cinnamon vodka

shaken not stirred maam...as I thrust deeply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Red Pepper.

yellow pepper say them really fast

no hold on its red lorry yellow lorry

Git!

as a woman of the opposite sex what do you think of my offer to cheeky earlier in the post Fucking Ace.....I am impressed.

told you i was good its the pickled egg

it gets them moist lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being wined and dined....where would you take me??

The finest catch, its got chips and a licenced bar what else can you ask for

is that opposite the tilted barrel if it is you is a sodding posh show off aye ya lol x

OMG the titled barrel...used to work next door to that pub

kwik save?

Lol not quite

ah you was a arse wiper?

dribble catcher lol x

Lol you can take be for a bag of chips by the seaside

oh i do like to be beside the seaside

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would take you to Riddle & Finns champagne and oyster bar in Brighton followed by shopping in The Lanes and ending with a walk along the seafront. Bring a cardi, it gets a bit blowy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would take you to Riddle & Finns champagne and oyster bar in Brighton followed by shopping in The Lanes and ending with a walk along the seafront. Bring a cardi, it gets a bit blowy

it sounds good but were is the pickled egg lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So I fancy.......... I'll kidnap you - but you'll wake up on an Orient express with a bottle of Moet slowly coming in to focus in front of you.......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Being wined and dined....where would you take me?? "

Honestly! Anywhere you wanted to go

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I fancy.......... I'll kidnap you - but you'll wake up on an Orient express with a bottle of Moet slowly coming in to focus in front of you.......

see I never get offers like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I fancy.......... I'll kidnap you - but you'll wake up on an Orient express with a bottle of Moet slowly coming in to focus in front of you.......

were is Fecking poirot ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No comment

And rightly so. You can't redeem yourself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So I fancy.......... I'll kidnap you - but you'll wake up on an Orient express with a bottle of Moet slowly coming in to focus in front of you.......

see I never get offers like that

Toe jam!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Discovered a great South/latin American restaurant last week in Islington! Great quality and reasonably priced!

Shame you're in Brum Brum Land!

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By *ea and SugarCouple
over a year ago

Manchester

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And rightly so. You can't redeem yourself.

Was going to send you a nice PM to comfort you, but we are blocked from messaging you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Fat Duck in Bray, or Caldesi (Bray or Marylebone) or a Little Chef, depending in what you fancy ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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And rightly so. You can't redeem yourself.

Was going to send you a nice PM to comfort you, but we are blocked from messaging you

Aww - that's really sweet

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

"Discovered a great South/latin American restaurant last week in Islington! Great quality and reasonably priced!

Shame you're in Brum Brum Land! "

Garuffo? One of my favourites.

Get yourself to Mockingbird in Dalston. Really great, fresh Portuguese Tapas and cocktails.

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By *isscheekychops OP Woman
over a year ago

The land of grey peas and bacon

"Discovered a great South/latin American restaurant last week in Islington! Great quality and reasonably priced!

Shame you're in Brum Brum Land! "

Can travel lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I will drink my lambrini alone then ya selfish mare,was being romantic n all.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I will drink my lambrini alone then ya selfish mare,was being romantic n all.

Good thinking, and I'm gonna roll my bogof up and blow raspberry's at her

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I will drink my lambrini alone then ya selfish mare,was being romantic n all.

Good thinking, and I'm gonna roll my bogof up and blow raspberry's at her

Fancy a shag n some lambrini Ryan?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

"I will drink my lambrini alone then ya selfish mare,was being romantic n all.

Good thinking, and I'm gonna roll my bogof up and blow raspberry's at her

Fancy a shag n some lambrini Ryan?"

We can have two with my voucher

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over a year ago

"I will drink my lambrini alone then ya selfish mare,was being romantic n all.

Good thinking, and I'm gonna roll my bogof up and blow raspberry's at her

Fancy a shag n some lambrini Ryan?

We can have two with my voucher"

Thrifty

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